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FATTYCANTJUMP · 05-08-2007, 10:02 PM

Ok ok ok, So i decide to go for a bike ride mk? I thought it was a nice day. So while im out i go to my girlfriends house.

BAAAD IDEA.

So i ride past her house once, twice, three times. I notice her bro is outside with her mom and her aunt. Okay, i think. So i ride past one more time and she looks out her door. Im like, awesome.

But the thing is, her bro absolutly hates white people. Yes, they're mexican. And hes in a gang AND carries a knife with him. But he dint notice me.

So anyways. Back on topic.
See, my girlfriend is smart, she looks out the door but doesnt come out.
But her older sister comes out of the door and is like hey whats up come in. Im thinking oh no... im bout to get screwed up somehow.

Her sis looks around the corner and sees Zeke (the bro). She runs back in the house and motions for me to go. At first I dint realize that Zeke had seen me but then i saw him walking to me and looking at my Girlfriend. He points at me and asks her "Thats the F@#$er?"

At this point im frozen.
I cant decide which way to go, left or right.

Then i see him reach into his pocket and pull out a switchblade.
He whips the blade out and walks at me. So i decide to go right, and quick. I start going as fast as i can on my bike, and i see him go and hop into his car. He pulls out of the driveway and floors it. I start taking back alleys and eventually get away.

BOY HOWDY! That was sure fun!

Ok before you ask, i dont know why He gets so angry when Gabby(girlfriend) has a boyfriend, not even Gabby knows.

Shadow · 05-08-2007, 10:16 PM

Lmao, thats such a funny story. And i don't understand your question

blooodydead23 · 05-08-2007, 11:11 PM

he saying that:

before you ask, i dont know why he gets that way when his sis' has a boyfriend.

hope that clears things up shadow.

and hilarious story! you should of went pshyco and went back with a shovel and playing "cant thouch this" from Mc Hammer as loud as you can from a boom box.

that would scare him off!

lmao

FATTYCANTJUMP · 05-08-2007, 11:31 PM

You know what, we are doing that. Me and my buddies are getting a boombox and a shovel, riding past her house and totally freaking the crap outta this kid.

Oh man.. i cant wait for this.

abc123murderers · 05-09-2007, 07:44 PM

haha these is just like what happened to me well tho it wasnt her brother it was her ex boyfriend who is 3 years older then me(dont ask me why she went out with him) and he got pissed off so ya i hit him

mark · 05-09-2007, 10:26 PM

Don't date Mexicans. Problem solved.

blooodydead23 · 05-10-2007, 12:53 AM

lol mark

racist?

jk

AFX · 05-10-2007, 04:31 AM

to bad I wasnt with you.....

Twilly · 05-10-2007, 10:04 PM

.......ROFL...But also the story kinda sounds made up to me.

FATTYCANTJUMP · 05-11-2007, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twilly

.......ROFL...But also the story kinda sounds made up to me.

Too bad its not.

Why would i make it up?

05-08-2007, 10:02 PM	#1
FATTYCANTJUMP User Join Date: May 2007 Location: Twinkle land Clan Name: eat Posts: 1,189	Almost Jacked up by my Girlfriends bro! Ok ok ok, So i decide to go for a bike ride mk? I thought it was a nice day. So while im out i go to my girlfriends house. BAAAD IDEA. So i ride past her house once, twice, three times. I notice her bro is outside with her mom and her aunt. Okay, i think. So i ride past one more time and she looks out her door. Im like, awesome. But the thing is, her bro absolutly hates white people. Yes, they're mexican. And hes in a gang AND carries a knife with him. But he dint notice me. So anyways. Back on topic. See, my girlfriend is smart, she looks out the door but doesnt come out. But her older sister comes out of the door and is like hey whats up come in. Im thinking oh no... im bout to get screwed up somehow. Her sis looks around the corner and sees Zeke (the bro). She runs back in the house and motions for me to go. At first I dint realize that Zeke had seen me but then i saw him walking to me and looking at my Girlfriend. He points at me and asks her "Thats the F@#$er?" At this point im frozen. I cant decide which way to go, left or right. Then i see him reach into his pocket and pull out a switchblade. He whips the blade out and walks at me. So i decide to go right, and quick. I start going as fast as i can on my bike, and i see him go and hop into his car. He pulls out of the driveway and floors it. I start taking back alleys and eventually get away. BOY HOWDY! That was sure fun! Ok before you ask, i dont know why He gets so angry when Gabby(girlfriend) has a boyfriend, not even Gabby knows. __________________ Signature removed by foot1221 AHAhahahaahah

05-08-2007, 11:11 PM	#3
blooodydead23 User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: earth... i think Posts: 563	he saying that: before you ask, i dont know why he gets that way when his sis' has a boyfriend. hope that clears things up shadow. and hilarious story! you should of went pshyco and went back with a shovel and playing "cant thouch this" from Mc Hammer as loud as you can from a boom box. that would scare him off! lmao __________________

05-08-2007, 11:31 PM	#4
FATTYCANTJUMP User Join Date: May 2007 Location: Twinkle land Clan Name: eat Posts: 1,189	You know what, we are doing that. Me and my buddies are getting a boombox and a shovel, riding past her house and totally freaking the crap outta this kid. Oh man.. i cant wait for this. __________________ Signature removed by foot1221 AHAhahahaahah

05-09-2007, 07:44 PM	#5
abc123murderers User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 436	haha these is just like what happened to me well tho it wasnt her brother it was her ex boyfriend who is 3 years older then me(dont ask me why she went out with him) and he got pissed off so ya i hit him __________________

05-09-2007, 10:26 PM	#6
mark User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 31	Don't date Mexicans. Problem solved. __________________

05-08-2007, 10:16 PM	#2
Shadow User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 269	Lmao, thats such a funny story. And i don't understand your question

05-10-2007, 12:53 AM	#7
blooodydead23 User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: earth... i think Posts: 563	lol mark racist? jk __________________

05-10-2007, 04:31 AM	#8
AFX User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Chicago Posts: 57	Dude! to bad I wasnt with you..... __________________

05-10-2007, 10:04 PM	#9
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