The Church of L33T

[DeathsEmbrace]

well quite frankly i get tired of having to explain 1337 to alot of people so a. im posting them b. making a church out of it heres how it works i will be pope since it was my idea i just sit around doing nothing all day so fits me just fine Assassinofmany will be my archbishop (second in command) just because

now in the church of l33t we will learn l33t rules also refered to 1337 rules there are commandments here they are
-thou shalt not use thine 90
-thou shalt not use thine ump
-thou shalt not use thine sg
-thou shalt not refill while battleing
-thou shalt not camp
------Unofficial--------
-thou shalt not troll
Despite what others say, t@lk1Ng LiK3 tHi5, is not 1337
-thou shalt not flame
-thou shalt not spam
-thou shalt not mod abuse (just read the rules for these ones)
-thou shalt not guest farm (follow this one guests are ppl to)
---------Optional-----------
-thou shalt tbag when ever possible

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the chruch of l33t will hold a ceremony every couple of days or so mabye once a week we will have a chat room up and running by then so ya we just hang out and talk about things we also discuss with newbs (new people) the 1337 rules
1337 day still needs to be decided on
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this is not a clan i repeat NOT A CLAN
come a noob leave a 1337 *random saying*
now if me or sagit arent on and people need help i'd like some volunteers to help out you will recieve a cool name like bishop or something i'll need about 2 bishops 3 cardnials 5 fathers and 5-10 missionaries to spread the word of 1337 if you are intrested just apply here
name (main) (alts are optional)
list of favorite weapons and maps
age (dont lie or 1337 shall smite you)
talents if any (optional)
post count (because im to lazy to look at your number beside your name)
position your applying for

this is a joke yet serious thread so please take it seriously but have some fun while doing if

one last thing if you'd like to join just as a member just say so no application is necessary but every 1337 day like in church we will pass around an offering bowl the creds collected will go to an alt of mine and we would spend it on lotto tickets since its the only one if that acc wins than all of the proceed's will be split equally amoung every one

(maximum 20 regular members)

thanks please enjoy
-----------------------------------memebers(so far)-----------------------the pope - me (rides in the 1337mobile)arch bishop - AssassinofMany all Bishops Ureonmyhitlist Bishop - LilRoosterbuttall cardnial spots open father - strelok124 Father Bloodonmygun spots10 open missionaries regular members eaeaea (1337 status) Kahuna (normal status) Dax (1337 status)

[Ryuk]

Gah, 1337 rules ftl. :O
I don't really agree with 1337 rules that much, I used to be an extremely avid P90 user, and a camper. But it gradually got phased out by other weapons(colt ftw :D), as I realized that P90s aren't the best weapons around. I still use it as a supplementary gun, from time to time. And there actually are good situations to camp.

[DeathsEmbrace]

Gah, 1337 rules ftl. :O
I don't really agree with 1337 rules that much, I used to be an extremely avid P90 user, and a camper. But it gradually got phased out by other weapons(colt ftw :D), as I realized that P90s aren't the best weapons around. I still use it as a supplementary gun, from time to time. And there actually are good situations to camp.
lol im not here to bash on any one using a weapon and camping is a proven strategy lol ive found shirts im just educating the newer people of pawn to the rules >.> i could use a bishop you actually take your time to use sophisticated words on an online fourm speaks volumes about you interested?

[Ryuk]

lol im not here to bash on any one using a weapon and camping is a proven strategy lol ive found shirts im just educating the newer people of pawn to the rules >.> i could use a bishop you actually take your time to use sophisticated words on an online fourm speaks volumes about you interested?

Naw, it's alright, thanks for the offer though. :D

Rule Recommendation: Despite what others say, t@lk1Ng LiK3 tHi5, is not 1337. :D

[DeathsEmbrace]

Naw, it's alright, thanks for the offer though. :D

Rule Recommendation: Despite what others say, t@lk1Ng LiK3 tHi5, is not 1337. :D
lawl added

[EaEaEa]

-thou shalt tbag when ever possible

I'll join just for that.

[poe101591]

you should put up a members list on the first post.

[Strelok12]

I join for the lulz Father.

Church of Fudge was way worser.

[DeathsEmbrace]

sweet members ill sign you up for father your job is to keep the code of 1337 and convert noobs over to l33t >.> or to sit around and monitor our offical chat room when it comes online really you just get a cool title one responsibility and a pedo bear sticker
*edit*geh the member list wont work the way i want it, also poe you want in the church?

[shodemon666]

sounds like a challenge that i can handle easily... let's see what the fuss is about.

[Strelok12]

sounds like a challenge that i can handle easily... let's see what the fuss is about.

You should join,we all stink when we're hurt so you would be good for cleaning our laundry :D

[DeathsEmbrace]

lol just had funny idea just like catholic people we need....confessionals people of the church will go do it about once a week and tell father's what the have done wrong (braking 1337) just for the hell of it if youve done nothing wrong congratz fathers will be asked to keep this a secret (but take a screenie to black mail later :p) nah but if you'd like after confessing etc etc it'd be nice for confessor to dontate a cred or two to the church acc for example breaking p-90 code maybe 3 creds nothing to dire something you can make up in a day ill leave that up to the father on how much they might owe but maximum charge will be 15 creds this is volunteery for people of 1337 status for example ea but people of newbie and below must come 2/4 weeks and people of heathen/pagan class (repetative 1337 breakers) must come 3/4 weeks

this is an idea im considering give me your thoughts and chat room will be private and pass word will be pm'd to the members via a father or cardnial pope(me) will give out the password to the fathers and cardnials password changes every week

[SniperGenX]

Thy Sentence This Thread As Brilliant Lol.

[DeathsEmbrace]

Thy Sentence This Thread As Brilliant Lol.
lawl thanks you wanna join >.> even though i see you in chat

[DeathsEmbrace]

first of all double post ftw CHURCH OFFICIAL USER IS ChurchOfL33t creative huh pass word will be give out to arch bishop and the other bishops
church donations go to designated user30% of donations will be given to staff position father and up i will not get payed
the other 70% will be spent on lotto tickets if designated user wins i will share the wealth with all members based on 1337 status

[Kahuna]

i want to come every sunday!

[DeathsEmbrace]

i was considering sunday hmmmm i guess i can add you to members list
*edit* welcome ureonmyhitlist he is your new bishop

[DeathsEmbrace]

New staff members 5 - 6 Crusaders these will consist of the greater more skilled pawners of the church as soon as we get more members their job is to go into games and set an example getting highest k/d and mvp while maintaining l33t also every now and again they log in as a guest to see if some one is farming.....just try to make farmers life living hell so they might think next time bout doing something this is optional but it is funny to do they can post screenies in our fourms once we have the site made just 1v1's etc i will be picky about choosing these people though considering they will be a big tool in getting members they will also train new people in 1337 rule combat......so ya its not that much actually mabye one person a week for each crusader

[AssassinOfMany]

If yee break the 1337 rules, you shal be smiteth down by the Arch Bishop! aka (AssassinOfMany) ;)

[BTM4444]

hey deathsembrace sry i had to get off earlier but i hate 1337 rules so i dont think it would work out having me in this group sry

[Claw]

You forgot to include rule 57: You must be teh Claw. If u r nawt, u iz fail.

[Mumbles]

Baptizm's upon request.

[AssassinOfMany]

Ha! ur sig. ns "im steeling it" ;)

[Calisniper13]

This is blasphemy.

I shall not stand for heathen religions on my forums >:O

[Mumbles]

This is blasphemy.

I shall not stand for heathen religions on my forums >:O

The consequences that lay before you have no bound!

[Dax]

I will join if you can make your thread smexier then Cali's. >.>

[mondo909]

The consequences that lay before you have no bound!


*p90 rapes your lame church*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULE

[DeathsEmbrace]

I will join if you can make your thread smexier then Cali's. >.>
hm having 2 elites on mine makes mine much much smexier >.> your welcome to join apply to staff postition if you want to

[acejunior]

MaJoR FaIlUrE?? N00b RoKz