My pepsi tried to kill me.

[Dylan]

I was drinking some pepsi, and I was watching some TV, and a commercial for something came, I dun remember what.
It had a strap that goes around your chest, though.
Then the announcers said "And for you ladies with huge boobs, are you ever tired of straps chaffing or irritating your rather large rack? The strap can be ordered as either stretchy or adjustable for just 5.99 more!"



I then proceeded to choke on pepsi for the next 7 minutes or so, barely able to breathe, and pepsi burns when it comes out your nose.


The hilarious pain...

[Strelok12]

I wanted H.P. Lovecraft to be alive,not you. you no-sense-making freak.

[Hacken2k7]

hahaha lmao! how much came out?

[Halogen]

Wtf is wrong with you? THat's your fault for drinking soda all day. :[

MILK & COOKIES FTW!

[Dylan]

I wanted H.P. Lovecraft to be alive,not you. you no-sense-making freak.
READ IT AGAIN FREAK.
hahaha lmao! how much came out?
A whole mouths full.
Wtf is wrong with you? THat's your fault for drinking soda all day. :[

MILK & COOKIES FTW!
NO. MILK BAD.

[SniperGenX]

In A way That Is Hilarious ! LOL.

[Strelok12]

READ IT AGAIN FREAK.

If I will read it again my head will explode of no sense,fool.

[Dylan]

If I will read it again my head will explode of no sense,fool.
I can't believe you don't get what happened...

[Strelok12]

I get what happened,I've seen totally worse ones. (Just like H.P Lovecrafts)