OMFG its teh zombie appocalypse!!!!!!!!!!

[IrishDragon1234]

If the zombie appocalypse happened, what would you do? How would you plan to survive? Now remember that the zombie virus spreads by pretty much any touching, not just being bitten. And these aren't the slow and stupid kind of zombies, these are the crazy-fast jumpers that you see in Left 4 Dead and in I AM LEGEND.

I would stock up on weapons and supplies.

-Gas mask
-Backpack
-p90 with silencer
-AK-47 with silencer
-Silencers, muzzles, and flash-hiders so that zombies don't know where I'm shooting from.
-Plenty of ammo
-Hatchet
-Machete
-Swiss army knife
-Lighter
-Flint
-Powerful flashlight
-Batteries
-Medicines
-Lots of clothes
-Loads of food. Stuff that doesn't go bad like powdered milk, vitamin tablets, and cereal.
-Water
-Night vision goggles and Thermal vision goggles
-First aid kit
-A vehicle. Either a Honda Civic or an armored truck.
-A solar panel or two to charge things
-A radio
-Cell phone. Something that's durable and doesn't use up energy quickly. Also can be easily recharged.
-A dragonskin armored vest
-Alcohol and gasoline, for making fires.
-Telescope and binoculars
-Sleeping bag


I also need to find somewhere to use as a good home base. Somewhere that I can easily lock down and set up armored walls. I also need to be able to easily store and organize all my supplies. I should also set up hidden security cameras by all the entrances and windows and halls. It would be good to set up a radar system so I could be aware of incoming zombies. And an escape route is a natural must-have, perhaps access to an underground tunnel or to the sewers.

Perhaps an abandoned military base like Valley Forge or Fort Knox(military people would have fled because of zombies). A military base would already be armored all around, have security cameras, and have loads of weapons and supplies.


I've got my survival all planned out! Yay! And I'll save some of you people a room in my abandoned base during the zombie attack if you bring me candies.:D

[Strelok12]

Jesus f*beep*ing Christ we had over 9000 threads about "Zombie Apocalypse" and I don't think we had enough.

Zombies don't exist,they're just fictional. Ask George A Romero.

[CMD1]

Why a gas mask? And I don't believe that this will ever happen. It's like those rednecks that watch the Matrix and think it's real.

And if it did happen. I would pretty much have everything that you have but instead of an AK-47 I would make up a cure for the disease. :D

[Eiliosdraye]

I'd lock up a Sobeys or a Wal Mart - those things are frigging bomb shelters filled with food and weapons!

[Sarai]

Wear layered clothes, particularly your legs, arms, and torso.
(Like a riot policeman's armor)

The perfect place to go during a zombie apocalypse would be a prison.
Already has:

* Additional people to help you
* Lots of comfortable cells to live in
* A lot of space in the inner prison
* Watchtowers
* Armory full of weapons
* Cafeteria full of prison food
* A radio
* and it's already fortified like a castle with barbed wires and whatnot.

[G0dSpE3dZ3r0]

-Big Macs
-Pepsi
-Shotgun
-Maybe even some cocane
-Possibly some weed
-Steroids
-Alcohal
-Matches

And whatever else is illegal that can burn or kill someone.

[Dylan]

You suck at survival methods, all that crap to weigh you down that you DON'T need?


You'd be dead meat in 2 seconds.

[poe101591]

hhmmmmmm I've always liked sail boat+fishing supplies=win :D

[Strelok12]

You don't need anything,zombies are retarded,and doesn't matter if they're fast,weak or crazy.

Just get anything near you,Police baton,stick,concrete pool. I don't care which. And go kick some retarded zombie *** (Even if they're fake,and you're an idiot.)

[Hamzter]

and where are you gonna get all that? >_>

you gotta be realistic. I'd move everything upstairs including food and create a huge barricade. Since the only way up is through the stairs i'd get all the tools and equipment from the garage like chainsaw, spade, pitchfork leafblower etc :D

anyhoo i'd just stay there with all the radios and tvs on waiting for a response. During the day i'd guess i'd go to the chippy :D

[Strelok12]

and where are you gonna get all that? >_>

you gotta be realistic. I'd move everything upstairs including food and create a huge barricade. Since the only way up is through the stairs i'd get all the tools and equipment from the garage like chainsaw, spade, pitchfork leafblower etc :D

anyhoo i'd just stay there with all the radios and tvs on waiting for a response. During the day i'd guess i'd go to the chippy :D

DEAD RISING FOOL!!!

DEAD RISING!!!

DEAAAAAAAD RISIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!

DEAD RISIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!! !!!!

Clean up register 6!

[Sarai]

Mmmm, in my opinion, chainsaws are possibly the worst weapons you could use. It can get clogged up, runs on gas, can harm yourself, get stuck in a zombie, or won't start at all.

[G0dSpE3dZ3r0]

Mmmm, in my opinion, chainsaws are possibly the worst weapons you could use. It can get clogged up, runs on gas, can harm yourself, get stuck in a zombie, or won't start at all.

Screw the chainsaw. Get the buster sword from FFVII!

[Strelok12]

Get the Megabuster from Megaman better.

[Sniper3243]

why a honda civic? you'd want a truck, SUV, or armored military vehicle

[IrishDragon1234]

why a honda civic? you'd want a truck, SUV, or armored military vehicle

A Honda Civic is a very reliable car. By "reliable" I mean that it is very unlikely to break down, malfunction, or require repairs. Similar reason for wanting an AK-47. Most firearm experts say that the AK-47 is less likely to malfunction or require repairs than almost any other gun in the world.


TheLife. I'm not actually gonna carry all of it with me everywhere I go. That's all just stuff that I would have at home base. For carrying around, just the clothes, armored vest, backpack, gasmask, one of the guns, hatchet, flashlight... Maybe some food and the Swiss knife depending on how far I'm going. Just all the basic stuff. The rest gets left at home.

And Strelok12, of course there isn't gonna be a zombie apocalypse. It's just fun to make up plans that you would do if it did happen.

[Eiliosdraye]

For home base, get a mall, or a sobeys or wall mart. They're like a bomb shelter filled with food and possible weapons.

[Dylan]

TheLife. I'm not actually gonna carry all of it with me everywhere I go. That's all just stuff that I would have at home base. For carrying around, just the clothes, armored vest, backpack, gasmask, one of the guns, hatchet, flashlight... Maybe some food and the Swiss knife depending on how far I'm going. Just all the basic stuff. The rest gets left at home.


If your retarded enough to even spend the time to find all of that stuff on short notice, you'd be dead the minute you walk out the front door.


-ZOMBIE'S ATTACK-


-Runs to wal-mart to buy stuff-
-get's there and realizes you can't buy military grade weapons anywhere but from an arms dealer or the government-
-die-


other guy
-holds up inside his house-
-lives-



What idiot would go arms dealer hunting when there's zombies breaking his door down...

[Sarai]

Do these zombies walk slowly or run?

[IrishDragon1234]

Because its not like the moment you know that zombies are comming, there are already 10,000 of 'em at your house. It would all start with one infected person infecting another.

Many people are calling this age were in "The era of communication". Because so much information goes around to so many places so quickly. If a zombie was created and turned another person into a zombie, then by the next morning it would have probably already been confirmed by scientists and the whole world would know.

And although it spreads easily, its not like the virus could turn 100s of people into zombies in that amount of time. People would hear about and have enough time to get ready LONG before the virus ever reached their area.

Also you could go out during the day time. Supposedly if there was a such thing as real zombies, they would be terrified and weakened by sunlight. Just move all your supplies and research a cure during the day, and stay at your fortified home base with a machine gun ready at night.


EDIT: Sarai, they run fast. Faster than normal humans. And they also compete against each other for food and land, similar to wild animals.

[Strelok12]

They should do the whole things.

[hawkman4321]

If your retarded enough to even spend the time to find all of that stuff on short notice, you'd be dead the minute you walk out the front door.


-ZOMBIE'S ATTACK-


-Runs to wal-mart to buy stuff-
-get's there and realizes you can't buy military grade weapons anywhere but from an arms dealer or the government-
-die-


other guy
-holds up inside his house-
-lives-



What idiot would go arms dealer hunting when there's zombies breaking his door down...
why would you go to wal mart to BUY stuff. just go in and take stuff. notl iek anybody would notice.:D
id hide out in the parma townmall close to my house. penty of food, lcothes, and theres a dicks sporting goods there so if i need a sniper rifle or shotgun, i can just go there. at day i go looknig for survivers, with like 5 guns and tons of knifes. at night i stay in a secure spot in the mall, like dicks sport goods in the hunting equipments area. block up the exits and make sure nothing can get in or out except like through the roof. everybody knows zombies cant climb.
ak47 is a sweet choice. it can even shoot underwater if the situation asks for it. i dont see why everybody thinks its a bad choice. you wouldnt really need a silencer or thermals cuz zombies dont emit body heat. night vision would be good. youd probly want something bite proff, like those dog training suits just in case.

[Dylan]

Because its not like the moment you know that zombies are comming, there are already 10,000 of 'em at your house. It would all start with one infected person infecting another.

Many people are calling this age were in "The era of communication". Because so much information goes around to so many places so quickly. If a zombie was created and turned another person into a zombie, then by the next morning it would have probably already been confirmed by scientists and the whole world would know.

And although it spreads easily, its not like the virus could turn 100s of people into zombies in that amount of time. People would hear about and have enough time to get ready LONG before the virus ever reached their area.

Also you could go out during the day time. Supposedly if there was a such thing as real zombies, they would be terrified and weakened by sunlight. Just move all your supplies and research a cure during the day, and stay at your fortified home base with a machine gun ready at night.


EDIT: Sarai, they run fast. Faster than normal humans. And they also compete against each other for food and land, similar to wild animals.
Your knowledge of this type of situation makes me want to drop a frozen chicken on my head...
why would you go to wal mart to BUY stuff. just go in and take stuff. notl iek anybody would notice.:D
id hide out in the parma townmall close to my house. penty of food, lcothes, and theres a dicks sporting goods there so if i need a sniper rifle or shotgun, i can just go there. at day i go looknig for survivers, with like 5 guns and tons of knifes. at night i stay in a secure spot in the mall, like dicks sport goods in the hunting equipments area. block up the exits and make sure nothing can get in or out except like through the roof. everybody knows zombies cant climb.
ak47 is a sweet choice. it can even shoot underwater if the situation asks for it. i dont see why everybody thinks its a bad choice. you wouldnt really need a silencer or thermals cuz zombies dont emit body heat. night vision would be good. youd probly want something bite proff, like those dog training suits just in case.
Sigh...you go to walmart and steal a gun, you will never get it to work.
Unless you find the releases for the barrel plugs and trigger blocks.

[Sniper3243]

1.what u would have do is stay in your house until youv'e collected useable weapons from it
2.fortify your house
3.leave house using vehicles to find other survivors & equipment (food, weapons, other stuff)
4.then travel back to your house and stay there
5. repeat this everyday

[Quantooce]

Uh oh, arguement thread.

If a zombie apocalypse did happen, all you'll need to get is a AMV, automatics and ammo, and food.

[Strelok12]

"Zombies don't exist" -George A. Romero's fact

He even created the zombies,and he said they don't exist except on games and movies.

[Infinint]

I'll care when it's real. Oh how bad *** that will be.

[Sarai]

"Zombies don't exist" -George A. Romero's fact

He even created the zombies,and he said they don't exist except on games and movies.

Yes, but they are very popular for entertainment and discussion, which includes this thread. We all know zombies don't exist, this is purely for fun.

[Strelok12]

Quite right.

I'm just sick of people saying "What if it will be real?" or "What if it would haven?".

And there were lots of annoying threads/discussions about zombies.

[IrishDragon1234]

Nobody is saying that it will happen. Although I wish it would, it'd be fun:D

But I've never seen any threads on PG that had anything to do with zombies. Were these threads you saw a long time ago?

[KiteRider]

...
Someone has been watching Red Vs Blue >.<
...

You're not getting my Zombie plan >.<

[Quantooce]

How do you know a zombie is tired?
He's dead on his feet.

HAHAHAHA.

[Strelok12]

Were these threads you saw a long time ago?

I don't remember,but there was this guy that said his friend told him there will be a virus that will make everyone into zombies and we will all die.

Idiot,complete idiot,he achieved the "Biggest idiot on the Earth" medal (His friend,not the guy who said what his idiotic friend told him.)

Judging by this thread,it looks less annoying than the other ones.

[Claw]

I would mate with the zombie women and make many zombie babies. Over time, I would gain the acceptance of the zombies, and I would become part of their society.

[buffoldguy]

If the zombie appocalypse happened, what would you do? How would you plan to survive? Now remember that the zombie virus spreads by pretty much any touching, not just being bitten. And these aren't the slow and stupid kind of zombies, these are the crazy-fast jumpers that you see in Left 4 Dead and in I AM LEGEND.

I would stock up on weapons and supplies.

-Gas mask
-Backpack
-p90
-AK-47
-Silencers, muzzles, and flash-hiders so that zombies don't know where I'm shooting from.
-Plenty of ammo
-Hatchet
-Swiss army knife
-Lighter
-Flint
-Powerful flashlight
-Batteries
-Medicines
-Lots of clothes
-Loads of food. Stuff that doesn't go bad like powdered milk, vitamin tablets, and cereal.
-Water
-Night vision goggles and Thermal vision goggles
-First aid kit
-A vehicle. Either a Honda Civic or an armored truck.
-A solar panel or two to charge things
-A radio
-Cell phone. Something that's durable and doesn't use up energy quickly. Also can be easily recharged.
-A dragonskin armored vest
-Alcohol and gasoline, for making fires.
-Telescope and binoculars
-Sleeping bag


I also need to find somewhere to use as a good home base. Somewhere that I can easily lock down and set up armored walls. I also need to be able to easily store and organize all my supplies. I should also set up hidden security cameras by all the entrances and windows and halls. It would be good to set up a radar system so I could be aware of incoming zombies. And an escape route is a natural must-have, perhaps access to an underground tunnel or to the sewers.

Perhaps an abandoned military base like Valley Forge or Fort Knox(military people would have fled because of zombies). A military base would already be armored all around, have security cameras, and have loads of weapons and supplies.


I've got my survival all planned out! Yay! And I'll save some of you people a room in my abandoned base during the zombie attack if you bring me candies.:D

Good luck finding all of that..

[Quantooce]

What did the zombie's friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?

BWAHAHAHA.

[Sarai]

What did the zombie's friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?

BWAHAHAHA.

Haha, nice one. Any more?

[Quantooce]

Two zombies meet in a cemetery. One says, "it's so fun being dead." The other said "Holy crap, a talking zombie."

Not my best. But still, LOLOLOLOL.

[Strelok12]

Two zombies meet in a cemetery. One says, "it's so fun being dead." The other said "Holy crap, a talking zombie."

Not my best. But still, LOLOLOLOL.

That actually made me laugh.

[SUSP3CT]

Uhh, what would the use of a first aid kit do besides bandaids if you cut yourself O_o?
Like you said, if they zombies even touch you, your a zombie

Btw, i forgot what movie, but whenever a zombie passes by, you act like one O_o

[Quantooce]

Why was the Zombie Poker Game called off?
Someone tossed their hand in.

ZOMGROFL.

The movie you were thinking about was Shaun of the Dead, Suspect.

[xXsoYsoYsoYXx]

Why was the Zombie Poker Game called off?
Someone tossed their hand in.

ZOMGROFL.

The movie you were thinking about was Shaun of the Dead, Suspect.

That's it
Btw this is SUSP3CT

[Ryuk]

OMFG, zombies?!?!?!?
Well, I'm taking the easy way out.
*shoots self

[airsoftman03]

Lol wut?

just like I Am Legend.

great movie btw. Will Smith did a good job in dat movie

If you have not seen it: GO SEE IT

[firepelt4]

i would go to SPACE!
no one could kill me in the middle of the night in pools of gore?!?!?!?!

[IrishDragon1234]

Some guy named Max Brooks wrote a whole book about surviving a zombie attack. It's got everything about how to fortify your home base, how to choose your weapons and what weapons he advises, how to kill a zombie, how to avoid zombies, how the "zombie virus" works.

Its all fictional and stupid, but its also fun and interesting too.

[OmegaLemming]

Wear layered clothes, particularly your legs, arms, and torso.
(Like a riot policeman's armor)

The perfect place to go during a zombie apocalypse would be a prison.
Already has:

* Additional people to help you
* Lots of comfortable cells to live in
* A lot of space in the inner prison
* Watchtowers
* Armory full of weapons
* Cafeteria full of prison food
* A radio
* and it's already fortified like a castle with barbed wires and whatnot.

It's genius O_O

Anyway, if there really was a zombie apocalypse, preparation against super-zombies would be hard if they were all able to jump higher than an Olympic champion and run faster than Sonic the Hedgehog.

I'd probably move into, if at all possible, that underground shelter that was mentioned on the news long ago. Not sure if it would help, but with the situation you described, what would?

[Omni]

Screw all this protection stuff. I would be the first person to jump into the pile and get infected myself. AHMAHGAHDWOO

[IrishDragon1234]

lol I tried to ask my sister what she would do in a zombie attack. She said she would show them a picture of my face and they would all drop dead.....

[Strelok12]

lol I tried to ask my sister what she would do in a zombie attack. She said she would show them a picture of my face and they would all drop dead.....

More like,her picture with the mutated face when she was born?