LooZr's Retorical Questions!

[LooZr66]

Um, not really so retorical, but these are questions that run through my mind almost everyday. Some aren't really retorical, but jsut stupid. So every little now and then I will come through and add more "retorical" questions for you nabs to think about. Here are a few:

Where do you get "Spring Water" during the winter time?
Can retards be called "smartasses"?
If a psycic is really psycic, then why haven't they won the lottery?


More to come (:

[DaMan]

Where do you get "Spring Water" during the winter time?
:
Mexico
Can retards be called "smartasses"?

Yes. Their ***** ask me math problems daily.
If a psycic is really psycic, then why haven't they won the lottery?
Cause their also idiots.

[Dylan]

Your misinterpretation of a psychic amuses me.

[LooZr66]

Your misinterpretation of a psychic amuses me.

rawr nabber dont start with me

[XD99]

Where do you get "Spring Water" during the winter time?-Diferent places in the world

Can retards be called "smartasses"?-yes sometimes they have there moments

If a psycic is really psycic, then why haven't they won the lottery?-they dont know how to use the tickect or card

[FusiouS]

Um, not really so retorical, but these are questions that run through my mind almost everyday. Some aren't really retorical, but jsut stupid. So every little now and then I will come through and add more "retorical" questions for you nabs to think about. Here are a few:

Where do you get "Spring Water" during the winter time?
Can retards be called "smartasses"?
If a psycic is really psycic, then why haven't they won the lottery?


More to come (:

1)Mexico
2)Yes retards are really smart
3)Because it is a low chance that they will win the lottery.

[Dylan]

rawr nabber dont start with me
Well, it does.

Psychic=Able to interpret the present.
Stuff that should be impossible to interpret.
And the poser ones are like " LOL WTF I CAN TALK TO DEAD GIEZ!"

Reading lottery cards would be like a fortune teller or something lol.

[LooZr66]

rawr lol you nabs werent supposd to answer them...thats why i titled it "retorical"...but ok lol

[Dylan]

rawr lol you nabs werent supposd to answer them...thats why i titled it "retorical"...but ok lol
I'm sorry, I've never heard of retorical.

Only rhetorical :P

[Dax]

I'm sorry, I've never heard of retorical.

Only rhetorical :P

I was thinking the same thing. >_>

1) The polluted river next to your town
2) No, retards are stupid. Smartasses are arrogant.
3) what thelife says sums it up

[Dylan]

I was thinking the same thing. >_>

1) The polluted river next to your town
2) No, retards are stupid. Smartasses are arrogant.
3) what thelife says sums it up
Retards are not stupid.
They have a malfunction.
Doesn't make them unintelligent.

[GREENSARGE]

Um, not really so retorical, but these are questions that run through my mind almost everyday. Some aren't really retorical, but jsut stupid. So every little now and then I will come through and add more "retorical" questions for you nabs to think about. Here are a few:

Where do you get "Spring Water" during the winter time?
Can retards be called "smartasses"?
If a psycic is really psycic, then why haven't they won the lottery?


More to come (:


1) glaciers
2) being a smart *** and retardedness are two in one
3)bad karma for being mental biatches to other people just cus they have "the gift"

[LooZr66]

I'm sorry, I've never heard of retorical.

Only rhetorical :P

oh im sorry for not being a dictionary...

[laughingleapard]

Spring water comes from A spring, not water bottles during spring time. (Spring is a underwater stream that replenishes rivers and lakes)

I dont know anyone who would call a retard a smart ***...

And for that last one... yea I have nothing

[Infinint]

These questions are stupid. How can you ask such stupid questions. Tits or GTFO.

[Leonardo]

1. Spring water is from the earth.
2. Well yeah, since they know everything..
3. Cause, they predict that they never win the lottery, their self-esteem is low.

[toni9753]

Mexico

Yes. Their ***** ask me math problems daily.

Cause their also idiots.

You must mean "Because they're also idiots"
xD
And HAI LOOZR

[Dylan]

oh im sorry for not being a dictionary...
Or a grammar genius.
:P

Oh, I'm sorry for not being a dictionary.

[LooZr66]

im pretty impressed with the amount of correct grammar on pawn...too bad when you're speaking and you talk about grammar, thelife, you dont use conjunctions...

[Dylan]

oh im sorry for not being a dictionary...

im pretty impressed with the amount of correct grammar on pawn...too bad when you're speaking and you talk about grammar, thelife, you dont use conjunctions...
Conjunction junction, what's your function?

Conjunction is a term used in positional astronomy and astrology. It means that, as seen from some place (usually the Earth), two celestial bodies appear near one another in the sky. The event is also sometimes known as an appulse.

The act of joining, or condition of being joined; Sexual intercourse; A word used to join other words or phrases together into sentences. ...
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/conj. (http://www.google.com/url?sa=X&start=8&oi=define&q=http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/conj.&usg=AFQjCNFChRkAxQAn0W6TKBLq8w3c1yNvfA)

[LooZr66]

um right...whatever...

anywho here goes another one...

edit: rawr i forgot it...

[Infinint]

You forgot the definition for this instance: (grammar) A word used to join other words or phrases together into sentences. The specific conjunction used shows how the two joined parts are related. Example: Bread, butter and cheese.

Saying all other definitions is an idiotic response.

[LooZr66]

i think im supposed to say thank you to infinint now...um...thanks...can we please stay on topic about the questions? forget the grammar and spelling and crap, please?

[Dylan]

You forgot the definition for this instance: (grammar) A word used to join other words or phrases together into sentences. The specific conjunction used shows how the two joined parts are related. Example: Bread, butter and cheese.

Saying all other definitions is an idiotic response.
The act of joining, or condition of being joined; Sexual intercourse


Saying all other definitions makes me unamused.

[LooZr66]

thelife seriously stop it nab...

[Dylan]

thelife seriously stop it nab...
Your questions where already answered.
Anything about the questions is spam, therefore staying on topic is in fact in this case spam.
So, even your post, and this post is SPAM, because they've been answered.


Why answer spam with spam, to try to reduce spam?
You merely ADDED to the spam, by calling out for me to cease.

EDIT: It would have ended, yet you added on to it.

I find humor in this.

[Infinint]

i think im supposed to say thank you to infinint now...um...thanks...can we please stay on topic about the questions? forget the grammar and spelling and crap, please?


What if it's a rhetorical question about grammar and spelling :rolleyes:

[Omni]

Jumbo Shrimp FTW!

for those who dont get that as a rhtorical phrase just leave this isnt a thread for you:D

[OGCrookedO]

Where do you get "Spring Water" during the winter time?
Can retards be called "smartasses"?
If a psycic is really psycic, then why haven't they won the lottery?


A.It's spring somewhere in the world.
B.Yes. I do it all the time
C.This proves psychics are full of BS

:D

[LooZr66]

What if it's a rhetorical question about grammar and spelling :rolleyes:

true...make one up then...

Jumbo Shrimp FTW!

for those who dont get that as a rhtorical phrase just leave this isnt a thread for you:D


um you leave lol...thats not a rhetorical question...thats not a question at all...

thats an oxymoron...

[LooZr66]

Your questions where already answered.
Anything about the questions is spam, therefore staying on topic is in fact in this case spam.
So, even your post, and this post is SPAM, because they've been answered.


Why answer spam with spam, to try to reduce spam?
You merely ADDED to the spam, by calling out for me to cease.

EDIT: It would have ended, yet you added on to it.

I find humor in this.

well do you not know what a "rhetorical" question is? a question not meant to be answered...if you didnt see i posted like 5 times for you nabs not to answer it, it was just something i thought about or think about to see if other people think the same as i do...now please, gtfo

[Infinint]

Why is poop so many different colors?
Why are all the countries of the world converting to monopoly money?
If I made an apple tree have sex with an orange tree, what would happen?

[Omni]

um you leave lol...thats not a rhetorical question...thats not a question at all...

thats an oxymoron...
hehe i know, wanted to see how many people would catch that