i HAZ THE HOUSE TO MAHSELF.

[Dylan]

Moms gone for 2 weeks (Breakin' the law, leaving a 16 year old with no one over 18 to sit in :P).
I haz a hell load of pizza, and music to play loudly.
Wooo
EDIT: no one molest me >.>)

Edit2: Unless your a girl.)

[Leonardo]

Make a party.

[Dylan]

Make a party.
Only people that would come I'd rather

1. Not spend a party talking about dungeons and dragons

2. Not want drunk guys destroying the house

3. Not wanting underage chicks drinking and stripping eventually because my *** would be arrested for hosting child porno.


I thought about that already :P

[Killah]

Have a party and invite all teh epic owners in pawn >:D (including me) :)

[Dylan]

If I were to host a pawn party I'd run out of food lmfao.

[brohana]

If I were to host a pawn party I'd run out of food lmfao.

most likely.

[wut]

Find out your mom's credit card number and buy some male strippers.

[Dylan]

Find out your mom's credit card number and buy some male strippers.
WHY?!




That means no.

[poe101591]

WHY?!




That means no.

she wasn't asking >:|
now do it!

[Dylan]

she wasn't asking >:|
now do it!
I can try...your chippin' in...

[DaMan]

My bros in college and I live with my mom who is out somewhere all the time.


This house is basically mine. :D

[Dylan]

My bros in college and I live with my mom who is out somewhere all the time.


This house is basically mine. :D
I knwo where you live, and even if your brother was home he wouldn't wake up.
I'll pay you a visit.
Be 'fraid!

[AnOddName]

Cause neighboorhood chaos

[troll]

Watch pr0nz with the volume turned all the way up.

[Dylan]

Cause neighboorhood chaos
My neighbors are stiffs.
Like 98% old people.
So blast teh metayl I shall.

GH3: "For maximum effectiveness, play at maximum volume, especially in the presence of the elderly and authority figures."

[HWV]

Watch pr0nz with the volume turned all the way up.

i lol'd


I was about to put that.

[Dylan]

i lol'd


I was about to put that.
It might work.
D:

[Calisniper13]

Watch pr0nz with the volume turned all the way up.

I agree. Make it that freaky pr0n too, with like donkeys and stuff <.<

[Dylan]

I agree. Make it that freaky pr0n too, with like donkeys and stuff <.<
LOL!

-boots up computers-
Mailman coming up on the porch-
-HEEE HAWWWEEHHH ROOOO UHHH-
-mailman backs away-

[Galm]

You can hire that male stripper that posted his unwanted attention towards posting nude pics of himself.

[Sharpshooter124]

Have a party and invite all teh epic owners in pawn >:D (including me) :)

u? epic owner? HA dont make me laugh

[BoomSticker]

So lucky you should stay up for 2 days straight to beat my record lol your alone time to call my stalkers.

[Dylan]

u? epic owner? HA dont make me laugh
Don't spam dude.
-.-


I also had 3 pizzas yesterday and 5 poptarts.
I feel fat now :(

[jjv22]

my parents never go on vacation so i have to stick with them for a long time.

[Soul]

Don't spam dude.
-.-


I also had 3 pizzas yesterday and 5 poptarts.
I feel fat now :(

You only feel fat now. Truth is you were fat all along :D

[Dylan]

You only feel fat now. Truth is you were fat all along :D
Ouch...
My pride...

[DaMan]

I also had 3 pizzas yesterday and 5 poptarts.


3 pizzas.
First of all yum.
Second of all how much freaking money did your parents leave you?
Third of all how the hell did you eat that much.

Oh and pop tarts suck.

[buffoldguy]

Do what every teenager does home alone in front of a computer....

[DaMan]

Do what every teenager does home alone in front of a computer....
Watch loony tunes? o_O

[Dylan]

Watch loony tunes? o_O
I've done that 56 times today.