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WhiteRanger
11-29-2008, 01:00 AM
Well, the condom broke.


What should i do, or should we do, she wants to keep it, i don't know tho.

Its totally my fault though.

Devoutox
11-29-2008, 01:04 AM
Pay for your consequences.. :/

WolfHowlz
11-29-2008, 01:04 AM
All I can say is ouch.

I'm pro life though >_>

WhiteRanger
11-29-2008, 01:07 AM
All I can say is ouch.

I'm pro life though >_>
Pro life?LOL?

It's not my Fault, condom Broke

Abortion?Maybe?

eatmypoop
11-29-2008, 01:08 AM
Keep it in your pants.

>:/

Nightmare
11-29-2008, 01:09 AM
pro life ftw. abortion is murder D:

OGCrookedO
11-29-2008, 01:11 AM
WTF you asking a bunch of 13-17 year olds for? Ask someone with knowledge <.< Keep it, be a man.

WhiteRanger
11-29-2008, 01:12 AM
W/E THEN, docters and my mom are saying :

CHILD SUPPORT

CHILD SUPPORT

CHILD SUPPORT

CHILD SUPPORT

CHILD SUPPORT

SketchZ
11-29-2008, 01:13 AM
Greb says it's best to always pull out. Dumb boy.

Nightmare
11-29-2008, 01:13 AM
*raises hand* sir? how old are you? because if your not old enough to take care of it, its not fair to the kid. adoption, or give it to a trusted family member? remember its your duty as a parent to provide it with the best quality of life possible.

WhiteRanger
11-29-2008, 01:14 AM
17


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.Fuze will come in and disagree with my age.

wut
11-29-2008, 01:20 AM
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk45/Joey1187/crying_baby-1.jpg

SketchZ
11-29-2008, 01:21 AM
[22:50] <+greb> mmk
[22:50] <+greb> I am going to the bar
[22:50] <+greb> And hope to get laid
[22:50] <+greb> Wish me luckl
[22:50] <+SketchZ> by a man
[22:50] <+SketchZ> LOlolol
[22:51] <+SketchZ> :/
[22:51] <+greb> :V
[22:51] <+greb> oops
[22:51] <+greb> wtf face is that
[22:51] <+Wolfhowlz> good luck greb
[22:51] <+greb> Thats like a blow job face
[22:51] <+Wolfhowlz> use a condom
[22:51] <+greb> Thank you
[22:51] <+greb> Why
[22:51] <+Wolfhowlz> dont wnna be paying for support now do you
[22:51] <+beanmiester> greb
[22:51] <+greb> Condoms are for sailors
[22:52] <+beanmiester> You said you needed to talk
[22:52] <+greb> Real men pull out
[22:52] <+greb> I did bean
[22:52] <+greb> But then i got invited to the bar

BoomSticker
11-29-2008, 01:21 AM
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk45/Joey1187/crying_baby-1.jpg
Lol use a triple condom next time. :D

wut
11-29-2008, 01:23 AM
Lol use a triple condom next time. :D

Ever heard of friction?

Hamo
11-29-2008, 01:27 AM
Give it up for adoption then kidnap when your ready.

Abortion = fail

WhiteRanger
11-29-2008, 01:29 AM
Apparently Bean just called me a Fggt in ninja.


And sketchz doesn't Believe i got a girl Pregnant.

Congratulations.

WolfHowlz
11-29-2008, 01:31 AM
[22:50] <+greb> mmk
[22:50] <+greb> I am going to the bar
[22:50] <+greb> And hope to get laid
[22:50] <+greb> Wish me luckl
[22:50] <+SketchZ> by a man
[22:50] <+SketchZ> LOlolol
[22:51] <+SketchZ> :/
[22:51] <+greb> :V
[22:51] <+greb> oops
[22:51] <+greb> wtf face is that
[22:51] <+Wolfhowlz> good luck greb
[22:51] <+greb> Thats like a blow job face
[22:51] <+Wolfhowlz> use a condom
[22:51] <+greb> Thank you
[22:51] <+greb> Why
[22:51] <+Wolfhowlz> dont wnna be paying for support now do you
[22:51] <+beanmiester> greb
[22:51] <+greb> Condoms are for sailors
[22:52] <+beanmiester> You said you needed to talk
[22:52] <+greb> Real men pull out
[22:52] <+greb> I did bean
[22:52] <+greb> But then i got invited to the bar



Psh. I was giving advice to Greb, not Alex. lol

HWV
11-29-2008, 01:37 AM
hmm... I'm pro life because if alex keeps it then he won't annoy us anymore :P

SketchZ
11-29-2008, 01:40 AM
Psh. I was giving advice to Greb, not Alex. lol

It fits into this thread

troll
11-29-2008, 01:42 AM
hmm... I'm pro life because if alex keeps it then he won't annoy us anymore :P
Aweshum idea.

Oh, here's another idea.

Duntouchnomoarfatwimminz

WhiteRanger
11-29-2008, 01:43 AM
How does it fit in this thread. You guys are just Criticizing me in ninja :(

SK8URDEAD
11-29-2008, 01:51 AM
keep the baby and sue the company saying there product was defective and broke :P

Hamo
11-29-2008, 01:54 AM
Make neo its god father xD

just dont get abortion D:

WhiteRanger
11-29-2008, 01:56 AM
Not a freaking joke, some of you are taking this as a joke :/

troll
11-29-2008, 01:57 AM
Get an abortion, I hear all cool kid's are doing it!

DariuS
11-29-2008, 02:16 AM
Not a freaking joke, some of you are taking this as a joke :/

Your asking people on pawn wtf do you expect?
A logical answer?

Nope cuz majority of pawn are idiots.
So ask ur mom or the girl you banged DUH!

Balmung
11-29-2008, 02:25 AM
Well, the condom broke.


What should i do, or should we do, she wants to keep it, i don't know tho.

Its totally my fault though.

Wasn't it you in one of my custom games, who hated that we were all talking about sex?

Or was that someone else...


Ah well. If it's true, and she's pregnant, I say it's up to her. She can either ruin most of her teenage life and have the baby, which saves the babies life, or ruin the baby's life forever. And ever. And ever.


If it's not true, you really need to get laid.

Dylan
11-29-2008, 02:33 AM
W/E THEN, docters and my mom are saying :

CHILD SUPPORT

CHILD SUPPORT

CHILD SUPPORT

CHILD SUPPORT

CHILD SUPPORT
Man up, what are you, a 4 year old?
If your gonna get laid at least not be a dumbshit about sex.
Have her come over to your house and run downstairs, when she chases after you violently throw her down the stairs.

No moar baby and you save yourself the abortion costs :)
Metal hanger.
Old school FTW.

TheCriminaL
11-29-2008, 02:37 AM
DUDE keep the kid i hate abortion itl be cool but the thing is u mite not be ready

BANGdead
11-29-2008, 02:38 AM
Abortion.
Jeebus, I care about the baby, but you're too young.
Do you know any body that can help raise him?

Balmung
11-29-2008, 02:39 AM
Wait wait, I just thought of the PERFECT solution to all of this. I thought of it before, but now I have the entire thing planned out.

Tell your girlfriend you're going out to look for a job so you can start saving before the baby is home free. Have your bags in your backyard/her backyard while this is happening. Once you say your good-byes/see you laters, go around and jump the gate to her backyard. Get your bags of clothes and money, maybe some stolen money from your parent's purses or wallets. Then you get a bus and go to Mexico.

If you love her, take her with you. Then you can have about twenty kids out there and they can raise you.

This sounds stupid and like a joke, but many people have done it.

BANGdead
11-29-2008, 03:04 AM
Wait wait, I just thought of the PERFECT solution to all of this. I thought of it before, but now I have the entire thing planned out.

Tell your girlfriend you're going out to look for a job so you can start saving before the baby is home free. Have your bags in your backyard/her backyard while this is happening. Once you say your good-byes/see you laters, go around and jump the gate to her backyard. Get your bags of clothes and money, maybe some stolen money from your parent's purses or wallets. Then you get a bus and go to Mexico.

If you love her, take her with you. Then you can have about twenty kids out there and they can raise you.

This sounds stupid and like a joke, but many people have done it.

Sad isn't it :p

But sounds like a good plan.

brohana
11-29-2008, 03:07 AM
FALCON PUNCH







heh

troll
11-29-2008, 03:08 AM
FALCON PUNCH



heh
/thread.


srsly.

SRSLY GUIZ.

Professional
11-29-2008, 03:09 AM
Just give the baby to your parents, its your fault in the first place, shouldve waited until you got older.

If your 18 and legal then its your responsibility to take care off the baby, dont abandoned it like most fathers do.

brohana
11-29-2008, 03:15 AM
Or a coat hanger thats been sitting in the fire for awhile.

BladeXI
11-29-2008, 03:17 AM
1. Report your patent
2. Decide to keep the baby or not

Thats the only thing I could say about this, I mean this is a serious situation.

Dylan
11-29-2008, 03:21 AM
Or a coat hanger thats been sitting in the fire for awhile.
I already said the coat hanger D:

Balmung
11-29-2008, 03:24 AM
Just give the baby to your parents, its your fault in the first place, shouldve waited until you got older.

If your 18 and legal then its your responsibility to take care off the baby, dont abandoned it like most fathers do.

Here mommy, you can have a baby since you're too old to have anymore! Hope you feel 10 years younger! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Lawl.

And also, I had to quote this.
FALCON PUNCH







heh

This has me laughing for 50 seconds straight. Still chuckling.

Ryuk
11-29-2008, 03:57 AM
First of all, sue the condom making company. XD
Secondly, have the baby, and put it up for adoption.

Professional
11-29-2008, 05:45 AM
Here mommy, you can have a baby since you're too old to have anymore! Hope you feel 10 years younger! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!


lol, that hard me laughing for 50 seconds too :O

BoomSticker
11-29-2008, 05:54 AM
Here mommy, you can have a baby since you're too old to have anymore! Hope you feel 10 years younger! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Lawl.


http://i34.tinypic.com/1621sfd.jpg
:D

niceguyeddie
11-29-2008, 06:03 AM
ouch.....ok I have an idea, secretly feed your baby mama a series of steriods and sleeping pills. My family calls it the "poor mans abotion".


Im just kidding


but how old are you?
are the two of you attaractive?(NOT TO BE G-word OR ANY THING...)
Is this a joke?
could it get into collage easy?
how long has the pregnency progressed?
are the two of you all lovey dovey and crap?
I always thought you were G-word....no offence.

WhiteRanger
11-29-2008, 11:40 AM
Turning 18 in January.

SmoothPens69
11-29-2008, 11:49 AM
Seriously...


***-rape prevents

WhiteRanger
11-29-2008, 11:53 AM
what does that mean?

SmoothPens69
11-29-2008, 11:54 AM
a girl can't get pregnant from buttsecks

EaEaEa
11-29-2008, 11:56 AM
Greb says it's best to always pull out. Dumb boy.

Greb knows best.

WhiteRanger
11-29-2008, 11:58 AM
Greb is a big boy.

Of course he knows more than me.

jamesbean
11-29-2008, 01:07 PM
Well, the condom broke.


What should i do, or should we do, she wants to keep it, i don't know tho.

Its totally my fault though.

You had sex! Dude why are you asking a 13 year old(Me) for help, gross man.

Dylan
11-29-2008, 01:08 PM
You had sex! Dude why are you asking a 13 year old(Me) for help, gross man.
You have not taken sex ed yet?
You are way to uneducated, D:

EaEaEa
11-29-2008, 01:09 PM
You had sex! Dude why are you asking a 13 year old(Me) for help, gross man.

Yeah, gross, cooties




































LMFAO

jamesbean
11-29-2008, 01:12 PM
You have not taken sex ed yet?
You are way to uneducated, D:
I have, but it's awkward and I am not uneducated I have As in all my classes. :(
Is that your RS character?

Dylan
11-29-2008, 01:15 PM
I have, but it's awkward and I am not uneducated I have As in all my classes. :(
How the hell is it awkward?

jamesbean
11-29-2008, 01:26 PM
How the hell is it awkward?

If you were a 7th, seriously, would you want so see your parents in bedding doing it.

Chickletman
11-29-2008, 01:28 PM
If you were a 7th, seriously, would you want so see your parents in bedding doing it.

lolwut?

Give me the baby, I will raise it to be democrat

wut
11-29-2008, 01:44 PM
If you were a 7th, seriously, would you want so see your parents in bedding doing it.

What does somebody having a kid,

have to do with being in 7th grade and seeing your parents get jiggy with it?

Balmung
11-29-2008, 01:52 PM
lolwut?

Give me the baby, I will raise it to be democrat

Best idea I've heard.

poe101591
11-29-2008, 02:06 PM
W/E THEN, docters and my mom are saying :

CHILD SUPPORT

CHILD SUPPORT

CHILD SUPPORT

CHILD SUPPORT

CHILD SUPPORT

or marriage?

[22:51] <+greb> :V
[22:51] <+greb> oops
[22:51] <+greb> wtf face is that
[22:51] <+Wolfhowlz> good luck greb
[22:51] <+greb> Thats like a blow job face

:V

Ever heard of friction?

http://cnb-host3.clickandbuild.com/cnb/shop/accessdrugtests?imageID=510&op=imgLib-viewImage

keep the baby and sue the company saying there product was defective and broke :P

you pay for the baby and maybe get a little side money too :D

You had sex! Dude why are you asking a 13 year old(Me) for help, gross man.

idk, must 13yr old boys(like your self) have already masterbated atleast once <.<



alex, join the army :D
you will be away from the baby through all the hard stuff, and when you get home you won't have to do much to care for the baby because she will already be use to it. Plus the pay and health care. And if you really don't want to return, there is option 3 <.<

Dpballer
11-29-2008, 02:19 PM
Wasn't it you in one of my custom games, who hated that we were all talking about sex?

Or was that someone else...


Ah well. If it's true, and she's pregnant, I say it's up to her. She can either ruin most of her teenage life and have the baby, which saves the babies life, or ruin the baby's life forever. And ever. And ever.


If it's not true, you really need to get laid.No that was someone else..lololol... I can't remember but it was me, you, th3 and some noobs. lol fun talk

niceguyeddie
11-29-2008, 02:30 PM
Why are you lecturing him? He can't just go back in time, I'm sure he has learned his lesson already.

Hmm, do you have a career that you would be happy to stay with or would you prefer a better eduacation?