Bust a rhyme!

[henry535]

Post all your rhymes in this thread!
post rhymes you like/can come up with
Rules
1.You can post rhymes you made up!
2.You can post rhymes from a song, that you really liked.
3.Stay away from swearing.
4.Try not to flame.
5.No racism.
6.You don't have to rhyme, you can just come up with something funny and stupid if you want.

the best rhymes will be posted here!

lets start things off with.....
"I like to eat cookies and I dont share with Wookies"-Henry535

"My name is Henry! I'm Chinese not Korean, some people are crazy, they thing Im European!"-Henry535

"My name is Henry. It sounds funny, but I make a lot of money. I get all the honeys that like pink fluffy bunnies!"-Henry535

"Whats up homie, I have a pet,its a squirrel, and its mouth is all foamy,I have a best friend named tony,and the guy who played spider man is named toby"-Henry535

".....Don't even sweat it, beware of the monkey, please don't pet it.....-eatmypoop

"watever u try to say, i dont care, why u lookin, man, no need to stare, didnt yo daddy tell u, its not polite to glare?, i no its kool, but stop lookin at my hair"-Hawkman4321

[Eiliosdraye]

This thing is stupid and so is your mom. Mods better close it fast before I drop the F-Bomb.

[Hamo]

Wtf is with this thread, it is probably gonna be dead
If i get a cookie your teh wookie
This thread is gonna fail and you know it

i cant ryme xD

[guitarguy]

THIS POST FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY
DO NOT READ IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT
I warned you..

From "Big A Little A" by the Crass:
"The problems that you suffer from are problems that you make
The crap we have to climb through is the crap we choose to take"
Of course the word "crap" isn't what's really used in that song...

From "I saw your mommy" by Suicidal Tendencies

"I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I watched her as she bled
Chewed up toes on her chopped off feet
I took a picture cause I thought it looked neat"

From "Talk to me" By Stephen Lynch

"Well it seems last night, you caught me spanking it
No use denying it I was really cranking it"

From "Hitler the Kitty" by me

"Hitler the Kitty, Holocaust, genocide
Hey there Anne Frank, he's gonna find you tonight"

^No racism, Hitler really did find Anne Frank, the fact that Hitler's a kitty is insulting to him.

[eatmypoop]

Ugh, ugh, yeah, yeah.

I ate a pie, go freakin die.

Don't even sweat it, beware of the monkey, please don't pet it.

The monkey gets paid, to give you his aids.

If you get aids you will die, the end.

Do I win? .--.

[Hamo]

Ugh, ugh, yeah, yeah.

I ate a pie, go freakin die.

Don't even sweat it, beware of the monkey, please don't pet it.

The monkey gets paid, to give you his aids.

If you get aids you will die, the end.

Do I win? .--.

Yes you won congrats

[Calisniper13]

Trying to hit em wit some knowledge
They gon' respond and say its garbage
If I say my cars is
Candy they tell ya he the hardest
Look at how you boys is
Talking bout cars in they garages
They just mirages if you believe em
You retarded
Ima grind regardless
Step in ya castle steal ya crown
Gotta give a pound
KJ and Nancy they still around
And I'm still the deepest
Spend my thesis you still will drown
And that XXL dude that said I would fail
YOU STILL A CLOWN

Chamillionaire - The Real Thang

[eatmypoop]

Yes you won congrats

Yay!

I has master skillz at rhyming. =-]

[FinalHour1337]

I had some chocolate sprinkle donuts
right this mornin
the drive thru was broken
and it was really borin

fo shizzle.

[henry535]

Ugh, ugh, yeah, yeah.

I ate a pie, go freakin die.

Don't even sweat it, beware of the monkey, please don't pet it.

The monkey gets paid, to give you his aids.

If you get aids you will die, the end.

Do I win? .--.

goody!:D i have put this up to my list :D

[Killah]

Yo yo yo yo yo

I can't find my yo-yo

I need some pie yo

Gimme some pie yo

I want some pie yo

I still can't find my yo-yo


WORD! XD

[henry535]

Yo yo yo yo yo

I can't find my yo-yo

I need some pie yo

Gimme some pie yo

I want some pie yo

I still can't find my yo-yo


WORD! XD

What is up with all the yos?
can you rhyme without yo...
*thinks*
has their ever been a rap song without the word "yo"

[henry535]

"whats up homie
i have a pet
its a squirrel
and its mouth is all foamy
i have a best friend named tony
and the guy who played spider man is named toby"-Henry535

[Eiliosdraye]

The maker of this is making me pissed, he uses his own stuff and doesn't share enough, he replaces good rap with his total crap.

[hawkman4321]

Yo yo, come here and a lil' listen
you gonna wanna hear wat i be spittin'
yo momma- yea thats wat i be hittin'
she purrs mor than a newborn kitten

okay ill try a clean one lol

watever u try to say, i dont care
why u lookin, man, no need to stare
didnt yo daddy tell u its not polite to glare?
i no its kool, but stop lookin at my hair

thank you thank you MC Hawk at his best
ill try mor wraps later

[hawkman4321]

The maker of this is making me pissed, he uses his own stuff and doesn't share enough, he replaces good rap with his total crap.

oo burn nice rap dude:)
hes right tho dude u use 2 much of ur own stuff

[CreditWANG]

Pawn is ***,
Not an update till may,
we've been waitin,
users be hatin





















and here's one from my home boii soulja boii

I dance.

I dance.

I dance I dance I dance I dance.


werd

[Dylan]

I has more geetar hero skill
It's because I took the pill
Now I'm chill

And eating your hot fudge sundaes.
It's Saturday.


FO REAL.

[deathrogue]

Ima be rappin

But you may be poppin

I'll bust a cap

Inside yo .... dap?

This rap sounds stupid

But i may be.... droopid? idk lol

I'll guide you through this final year

When the sum is 41.

Lulz that was dumb the last 2 lines was from an introduction of sum 41 lulz. How unoriginal. Yes I suck because I don't like hip hop or rap.

[henry535]

yoyoyo..
i dont even know.
i really hate snow. so please someone go and cut my hair. i want a afro....

[Calisniper13]

I'm better than you
Better than two
challenge me you a stupid fool.

Lolque

[MEHELLO]

I don't give a god damn, on the shows you did

How many rhymes you got, or who knows you kid?

Cuz i don't know ya therefore show me what you know

I come sharp as a blade and i cut you slow

You become so pat as my style increases

What's that in your pants ahhh human feces!

Throw your shitty drawers in the hamper

Next time come strapped with a fuckin' pamper

How ya sound b? you're better off a quitter

I'm on the mound g, and it's a no-hitter

And my dj the catcher, he's my man

Anyway he's the one who devised the plan

He throws the signs i hook up the beats with clout

I throw the rhymes to the mic and i strike em out

So it really doesn't matter on how you intrigue

You can't **** with those in the major leagues



Sorry for cussing, it was there and i took the opportunity

[Calisniper13]

Wu-tang :O:O

[MEHELLO]

Wu-tang :O:O


How'd u know!?!?!?!!?!?!!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!!?????? ????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Calisniper13]

It's Wu-tang. <.< Who doesn't know Wu-tang?

[MEHELLO]

It's Wu-tang. <.< Who doesn't know Wu-tang?

All the black ppl i know =/

[henry535]

All the black ppl i know =/

racist... :o

i add the "whoo!" in woo tang.. xD

[Gutsyguy]

yes... yes that is quite a racist comment

[chickletmanJR1]

my game colder than a dairy queen blizzard ,a rebel since i was 5 i went running wit scissors , you big now but imma cut you down faster than star jones dropping 200 pounds, fast sun that aint fast im rising faster than the prices of gas, my sound scorches suckers when it comes out the speakers, everybody moment of silence look at teh n00bs sneakers

[HWV]

My name is mason and i'm from new york
You might think im a dork but
I'm smokin big fat blunts, around the clock,
Gonna rhyme circles round' you,
All the way 'round the block.
Make a livin' pimpin',
All day and all night
Got a ho on every corner
One's yo' mom
She's a'ight

[MrCarter]

Hello, I am MrCarter
I might be a starter
But I'm nothing but a brawler
Got my 6 pack full of armor
I got my necklace and chain
MrCarter is here and making it rain
So yeah, I'm taking a break from this game

[MEHELLO]

racist... :o

i add the "whoo!" in woo tang.. xD

How is meh racist

I am half black and half white therefore i can make fun of black ppl and white ppl

Screw Obama, and he is half black and half white.

=O

[Strelok12]

How is meh racist

I am half black and half white therefore i can make fun of black ppl and white ppl

Screw Obama, and he is half black and half white.

=O

I can call you a n*beep*a for all I care?

[MEHELLO]

I can call you a n*beep*a for all I care?

>_>

Thats not nice

[KyubiNaruto]

All the black ppl i know =/

lol wuts wootang?