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Chickletman
11-22-2008, 06:10 PM
Ever had to deal with an annoying n00b in-game? Just couldn't beat his Shotgun skills?! Have no fear, Chickletman is here!

Here's how it works:
You(The customer) give me the name to the person you want me to deal with. Then I(The hitman) deal with them.
- You will not nominate yourself
- You will not nominate the hitman
- I will deny any request that seem...unrealistic

Requirements:

- Must have the full name, and possibly photo I.D. of the user
- I require a varied number of credits per win, depending on the value of the person(increases with Elites, beta players, High rankers)

Set Regulations:
Tell him how you want me to beat them:
- Which Map
- Which weapons I must use
- How bad should I beat them(Go easy, or embarrass)


The Crew:
A list of the Hitman will be added here. Choose which person you want to use in battle.
-Chickletman
-Mehello
-Quickkillerz
-Pooky1234123
Fishiscool




Your name and the "Job" will be added to the main list. A screenshot of the victory will be posted and I will ask you for my payment.



[Customers/Jobs]

Target: Assasinator
Credits: Everything I've got. I'll be saving up and will hopefully have some good cash for you after you beat him.
Map: Lights Out
Weapon: The kimber, and nothing but the kimber.
How bad you should beat them: Just win, considering that this is next to impossible.
BTW: post in the screenie section if you win


Target: Blazeseeker
Credits: 4
Map: any map
Weapon: kimber silence
How Bad: you have to get 3+k/d on him <.<
BTW: post the screeny here please


Target:Shooter65
Credits:2 <.<
Map:Arena
Weapon: Don't matter
How Bad:Raep him!



Target: ThrillaKilla
Credits: 10
Map: Lights Out
Weapon: Desert Eagle
How Bad: Just beat him.
BTW: Send me a PM of the screenie.

Target: evilDUCK123
Credits: depends on how well you do it it will probably be over 15
Map: lights out
Weapon: a bowl of potato salad if that doesnt work... use a pistol or a kimber preferably a pistol
How bad you should beat them: make the evilduck cry and post it in the screenshot section


take down
name: pwnyou2much
credits:1

:)

target: ogcrookedO
reason: nubface won ad tourney
creditz: over 9000 (considering 10 is over 9000)
map: battlefront
weapon: Proto
hitman: chickletman

[\\Screenies//]
http://i33.tinypic.com/s66tjp.jpg

http://i36.tinypic.com/2e52ybk.png

airsoftman03
11-22-2008, 06:15 PM
Lol... well...

im thinking of someone you could embarrass lol ;)

shooter65
11-22-2008, 06:17 PM
Lol!!!!

I should post Puffer, so you can deal with him. Lmao

Ryuk
11-22-2008, 06:21 PM
Target: Assasinator
Credits: Everything I've got. I'll be saving up and will hopefully have some good cash for you after you beat him.
Map: Lights Out
Weapon: The kimber, and nothing but the kimber.
How bad you should beat them: Just win, considering that this is next to impossible.
BTW: post in the screenie section if you win

Good luck XD

Chickletman
11-22-2008, 06:24 PM
Target: Assasinator
Credits: Everything I've got. I'll be saving up and will hopefully have some good cash for you after you beat him.
Map: Lights Out
Weapon: The kimber, and nothing but the kimber.
How bad you should beat them: Just win, considering that this is next to impossible.
BTW: post in the screenie section if you win

Good luck XD

I'm on it .

SketchZ
11-22-2008, 06:31 PM
Target: chickletman
Credits: 1.
Map: Skydive
Weapon: usp


:)

Chickletman
11-22-2008, 06:32 PM
Target: chickletman
Credits: 1.
Map: Skydive
Weapon: usp


:)

Wtf!?

I need to edit teh rules >_>

MEHELLO
11-22-2008, 06:33 PM
Hey i dont have any1 targeted at the time but..

Can i join and be lyke u? And be ur assosiate and track all the ch00bs u

assassinated?

And also do a ccouple of hits myself?

Ryuk
11-22-2008, 06:33 PM
I'm on it .
Just to clarify, Assassinator will be allowed to use other weapons but you will be restricted to the kimber. :P

Chickletman
11-22-2008, 06:38 PM
Hey i dont have any1 targeted at the time but..

Can i join and be lyke u? And be ur assosiate and track all the ch00bs u

assassinated?

And also do a ccouple of hits myself?

Great Idea! I have added you to the Hitman helper list
Tell me if you want to do any jobs

quickkillerz
11-22-2008, 06:39 PM
Chick, my name says it all.

I could wipe out many members. ;)

I got your back.

MEHELLO
11-22-2008, 06:40 PM
Great Idea! I have added you to the Hitman helper list
Tell me if you want to do any jobs

Hella yeah.

I will start gettin' un-rusty.

(Just got my comp back from 2 weeks)

Puffer
11-22-2008, 06:42 PM
I might join this later! :]

quickkillerz
11-22-2008, 06:46 PM
Assassinator will be hard to get.

He will just say no and then leave the game.

Ryuk
11-22-2008, 06:46 PM
Wait, is my request considered....unrealistic? I mean, come on, you can beat Assasinator with a kimber, right? You are teh 1337est of teh 1337. XD

Chickletman
11-22-2008, 06:48 PM
Wait, is my request considered....unrealistic? I mean, come on, you can beat Assasinator with a kimber, right? You are teh 1337est of teh 1337. XD

I'll try my best

Will you accept an old screeny :3

kingralph100
11-22-2008, 07:05 PM
cool great idea i would like to join you :D lol but i saw the assasanatior request but beat him is hard killing is less hard i killed him i got proof in my sig. lol

Ryuk
11-22-2008, 07:16 PM
I'll try my best

Will you accept an old screeny :3
No, but if my request is too hard, I'll be more lenient and let you use the USP against Assasinator. :P

imnotanoob
11-22-2008, 07:18 PM
kan ey bee ey hit man plox

SPOT2008
11-22-2008, 07:21 PM
ureonmyhitlist is on my hitlist :D

quickkillerz
11-22-2008, 07:22 PM
ureonmyhitlist is on my hitlist :D
Who would you like to take him out?

Bonk
11-22-2008, 07:29 PM
Can I be a hitman.


Specialist.

Nightmare
11-22-2008, 07:32 PM
lol this is an awesome idea :D but sum ppl wont even accept 1v1's :( like me, i dont play at all anymore :p

KillKill1235
11-22-2008, 07:39 PM
lol i like this idea. pretty creative.

i hope i don't get chosen....=/

Nightmare
11-22-2008, 07:41 PM
lol o.O id tell you to hunt down a few ppl, but i dont wanna spend any credits right now. maybe after a few paydays i might though ;)

duh13
11-22-2008, 07:43 PM
I wanna see you beat ureonmyhitlist.
He uses P90

killeratlarge
11-22-2008, 07:52 PM
chick when I get better add me to your hitman helpers ;)

Ryuk
11-22-2008, 07:54 PM
I wanna see you beat ureonmyhitlist.
He uses P90
<.< What do you have against P90 users anyway.
Besides, it's already been done before.

spamband
11-22-2008, 07:59 PM
This is a great idea. How do you become a hitman?

duh13
11-22-2008, 08:01 PM
<.< What do you have against P90 users anyway.
Besides, it's already been done before.

P90 is a cheap, easy-kill weapon. It requires no skill, you just spray them with bullets till they die.

isthishowyouwin
11-22-2008, 08:02 PM
P90 is a cheap, easy-kill weapon. It requires no skill, you just spray them with bullets till they die.

I love the p90.

spamband
11-22-2008, 08:03 PM
Me too. But still this is a fun idea.

watsurface
11-22-2008, 08:10 PM
Very funny idea.
i bet the hitmen will start getting a bunch of credits and will become the richest of the rich.

spamband
11-22-2008, 08:19 PM
Very funny idea.
i bet the hitmen will start getting a bunch of credits and will become the richest of the rich.


I wanna be richhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garlics
11-22-2008, 08:27 PM
Good luck on that 1 Vs Assassinator =]

PieDude
11-22-2008, 08:30 PM
Target: evilDUCK123
Credits: depends on how well you do it it will probably be over 15
Map: lights out
Weapon: a bowl of potato salad if that doesnt work... use a pistol or a kimber preferably a pistol
How bad you should beat them: make the evilduck cry and post it in the screenshot section

the evilduck makes me uncomfortable D:

WARNING ABOUT THE EVIL DUCK:
evilduck123 rarely comes on but be careful because if you try battle the duck it will make a stew out of you...
so cover its eyes with potato salad and shoot with the pistol


WARNING ABOUT THE CURSE OF THE EVILDUCK:
if you dont know about the curse of the duck every kill it makes you loose 10,000 brain cells

Nightmare
11-22-2008, 08:36 PM
potato salad wtf o.O half fun hunting the infamous duck doods. who does pie want to hunt it :O

spamband
11-22-2008, 08:40 PM
potato salad wtf o.O half fun hunting the infamous duck doods. who does pie want to hunt it :O

Hahahahhah. What ever that is I lol'dzz.

PieDude
11-22-2008, 08:56 PM
potato salad wtf o.O half fun hunting the infamous duck doods. who does pie want to hunt it :O

twilly :D
i want twilly to kill the duck ;D

kingralph100
11-22-2008, 11:48 PM
id like to mhelp you assasanat people so i was wunding if i could get a job with you?

Chickletman
11-23-2008, 05:11 PM
There will be more ideas to the Hitman service added later, as for now

Keep on requesting O:

Leonardo
11-23-2008, 05:15 PM
So this is like a place where you can get someone to fight for?

Pook
11-23-2008, 06:15 PM
I want to join and I have a request.

Target: ThrillaKilla
Credits: 10
Map: Lights Out
Weapon: Desert Eagle
How Bad: Just beat him.
BTW: Send me a PM of the screenie.

Ryuk
11-23-2008, 06:51 PM
Alright, my payments are in. Is 85 credits enough for you?

PieDude
11-23-2008, 10:57 PM
There will be more ideas to the Hitman service added later, as for now

Keep on requesting O:

I requested D:

OGCrookedO
11-23-2008, 11:18 PM
Target:Shooter65
Credits:2 <.<
Map:Arena
Weapon: Don't matter
How Bad:Raep him!

Get on it NAO!! :P

Claw
11-24-2008, 03:40 PM
I'll sign up to be a hitman. You can give me pretty much any job.
Also I would consider Ryuk's request unrealistic. xD

Target:Shooter65
Credits:2 <.<
Map:Arena
Weapon: Don't matter
How Bad:Raep him!

Get on it NAO!! :P

2 credits? >_>

biomarine
11-24-2008, 03:53 PM
Target: Blazeseeker
Credits: 4
Map: any map
Weapon: kimber silence
How Bad: you have to get 3+k/d on him <.<
BTW: post the screeny here please


o, and it would be nice to see quickkillerz or Mehello do it :)

Claw
11-24-2008, 08:24 PM
I want to join and I have a request.

Target: ThrillaKilla
Credits: 10
Map: Lights Out
Weapon: Desert Eagle
How Bad: Just beat him.
BTW: Send me a PM of the screenie.
I am SO doing that.

xBx
11-24-2008, 08:32 PM
hit man service???



instead of hitman service call it something with class like...

chicklets mafia or something

SketchZ
11-24-2008, 11:08 PM
Target: chickletman
Hitman: chickletman
Credits: 1.
Map: Skydive
Weapon: usp


:)



I haven't gotten my deal yet. Is this possible, that my own hitman fails me?

Chickletman
11-24-2008, 11:15 PM
I haven't gotten my deal yet. Is this possible, that my own hitman fails me?

Yes, very possible O:!

niceguyeddie
11-24-2008, 11:27 PM
The Hit-
Target: Modalex
Credits:7
Map: Some map that produces a good SS.
Weapon: an abby L2K suppository.
How bad you should beat them: Did I mention the suppository part?
BTW: Pm me a SS to make sure its no "open casket" funeral, Capice'?

SketchZ
11-24-2008, 11:39 PM
Yes, very possible O:!

I want my refund.

Chickletman
11-24-2008, 11:42 PM
You didn't give me anything D:!!!

OutofControl
11-25-2008, 02:07 AM
Yes Finally,

Target: PawnageKnight
Credits: 4
Map: Lightsout
Weapon: Any
How Bad: Must be a +2 K/D
BTW: Post the screeny here please

Nightmare
11-25-2008, 02:11 AM
i so look forward to seeing these screenies o.O lol at bios D:

DariuS
11-25-2008, 06:01 AM
I wonnnnna be a hitman
Come on pweez if not ill just give a request.

GhettoHood
11-25-2008, 06:10 AM
Target: greb
Credits: Everything I've got.So 7 credits O:!
Map: Lights Out
Weapon: Sexually attract him with your large *****, then shoot him with a desert eagle.
How bad you should beat them: Make him that he'll regret ever posting on the forums again, also make it so hes only allowed to go on PawnGame at 2-4am his timezone. Thats how bad you kick his ***.


Oh, And I want the screenie. Is it possible that I rub out your name and put my name? D:

biomarine
11-25-2008, 07:14 AM
Target: greb
Credits: Everything I've got.So 7 credits O:!
Map: Lights Out
Weapon: Sexually attract him with your large *****, then shoot him with a desert eagle.
How bad you should beat them: Make him that he'll regret ever posting on the forums again, also make it so hes only allowed to go on PawnGame at 2-4am his timezone. Thats how bad you kick his ***.


Oh, And I want the screenie. Is it possible that I rub out your name and put my name? D:

now that made me laugh O:

chicklet can we post more then 1 job at a time?

niceguyeddie
11-25-2008, 10:56 AM
The Second Hit:

Target: Rambo (actual pawn name)
Credits: 4
Map: castle wars in the blue building
Weapon: Benelli
How Bad: terrible
BTW: Show him why he shouldnt say "Wow, learn to use a real gun."(i pwnzors with meh abby.)

PS- good luck finding him XD
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii60/niceguyeddie_2007/rambo.jpg

Nightmare
11-25-2008, 01:44 PM
whats up with the rambo list... anyway have any of the hits been carried out yet?

biomarine
11-25-2008, 02:08 PM
The Second Hit:

Target: Rambo (actual pawn name)
Credits: 4
Map: castle wars in the blue building
Weapon: Benelli
How Bad: terrible
BTW: Show him why he shouldnt say "Wow, learn to use a real gun."(i pwnzors with meh abby.)

PS- good luck funding him XD
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii60/niceguyeddie_2007/rambo.jpg
wth what every happened to 'name taken' ?

Nightmare
11-25-2008, 02:14 PM
thats exactly what i was thinking bio >.< i wanted Nightmare but couldnt get it D:<

KiteRider
11-25-2008, 08:40 PM
Chickletman's Stalker Service
I like it.

...Applications :D?

niceguyeddie
11-25-2008, 09:16 PM
wth what every happened to 'name taken' ?

my point exactly.


well the one that I want "taken care of" has a grey ribbon.

Pook
11-25-2008, 09:29 PM
Add me as a hitman. =]

Pook
11-25-2008, 09:47 PM
Target: Blazeseeker
Credits: 4
Map: any map
Weapon: kimber silence
How Bad: you have to get 3+k/d on him <.<
BTW: post the screeny here please

http://i33.tinypic.com/s66tjp.jpg
I had the chance to use kimber silence. The regular pistol is better. =] Pay up.

OutofControl
11-25-2008, 10:55 PM
Target: PawnageKnight
Credits: 16
Map: Lightsout
Weapon: Any
How Bad: Must be a +2 K/D
BTW: PM me the screenie :)

*EDIT*

Charles
11-25-2008, 11:05 PM
Target: Assasinator
Credits: Everything I've got. I'll be saving up and will hopefully have some good cash for you after you beat him.
Map: Lights Out
Weapon: The kimber, and nothing but the kimber.
How bad you should beat them: Just win, considering that this is next to impossible.
BTW: post in the screenie section if you win

Good luck XD

*writes name down*

<.<

Lemme borrow someone's name real quick

"ureonmyhitlist"

biomarine
11-26-2008, 10:55 AM
http://i33.tinypic.com/s66tjp.jpg
I had the chance to use kimber silence. The regular pistol is better. =] Pay up.

when you get accepted as part of the crew I'll pay :P

Chickletman
11-26-2008, 11:55 AM
Pooky is accepted

biomarine
11-26-2008, 11:58 AM
Pooky is accepted

then i shall pay him his credits now :o

D4
11-26-2008, 04:36 PM
Target: Pooky1234123/Darkknight13 (pooky's account)
Credits: 15
Map: Any map
Weapon: any
How Bad: get at least a 3 K/D on him and pooky must get below a 1k/d
BTW: post the screeny here please
And, I'll be watching, and you have to try, dont just msg pooky to not try, both of you have to
and dont forget screenie :D

M1dnightCobra
11-26-2008, 04:52 PM
can i be part of the hitman crew :D

Claw
11-26-2008, 04:54 PM
Target: Pooky1234123/Darkknight13 (pooky's account)
Credits: 15
Map: Any map
Weapon: shotgun/p90
How Bad: Extremely Baddly
BTW: post the screeny here please
And, I'll be watching, and you have to try, dont just msg pooky to not try, both of you have to
and dont forget screenie :D
Define "extremely badly"....
And do I have to use those noob guns?

D4
11-26-2008, 05:06 PM
Define "extremely badly"....
And do I have to use those noob guns?

like, get at leasr a 3 k/d on him and pooky must get below a 1 k/d
and the noob guns, no i 4got to get rid of that when i editted it

bunny101
11-26-2008, 05:30 PM
take down
name: pwnyou2much
credits:1

:)

Pook
11-26-2008, 05:46 PM
Target: Pooky1234123/Darkknight13 (pooky's account)
Credits: 15
Map: Any map
Weapon: any
How Bad: get at least a 3 K/D on him and pooky must get below a 1k/d
BTW: post the screeny here please
And, I'll be watching, and you have to try, dont just msg pooky to not try, both of you have to
and dont forget screenie :D

I'm on it!
I'll go on my Pooky and DK13 account and kill the other and get 3 K/D
=]

biomarine
11-26-2008, 05:51 PM
I'm on it!
I'll go on my Pooky and DK13 account and kill the other and get 3 K/D
=]

aka, pad like hell :eek::eek::eek:

Pook
11-26-2008, 06:00 PM
aka, pad like hell :eek::eek::eek:

In custom. I need to pull a hit on myself.

Pook
11-26-2008, 06:30 PM
Two hits were trying to get me...

http://i33.tinypic.com/2r7u7ah.png

http://i37.tinypic.com/2uxwgw9.png

This is a joke. No one can get a 3 K/D off of me.

Claw
11-26-2008, 06:46 PM
Two hits were trying to get me...

http://i33.tinypic.com/2r7u7ah.png

http://i37.tinypic.com/2uxwgw9.png

This is a joke. No one can get a 3 K/D off of me.
Wow did you really post that? >_>
I'll try when D4LAGG3R's there, after all he did specify that he wanted to watch.
Also, Casey wasn't trying to get a hit on you, and neither was I.

Pook
11-26-2008, 06:49 PM
Wow did you really post that? >_>
I'll try when D4LAGG3R's there, after all he did specify that he wanted to watch.
Also, Casey wasn't trying to get a hit on you, and neither was I.

Yes, I'm a boaster. =]
Too much of a rape to not post. No affence. I usually ask people to post, but ehh...

xPsychopathx
11-30-2008, 02:16 AM
Target: evilDUCK123
Credits: depends on how well you do it it will probably be over 15
Map: lights out
Weapon: a bowl of potato salad if that doesnt work... use a pistol or a kimber preferably a pistol
How bad you should beat them: make the evilduck cry and post it in the screenshot section

the evilduck makes me uncomfortable D:

WARNING ABOUT THE EVIL DUCK:
evilduck123 rarely comes on but be careful because if you try battle the duck it will make a stew out of you...
so cover its eyes with potato salad and shoot with the pistol


WARNING ABOUT THE CURSE OF THE EVILDUCK:
if you dont know about the curse of the duck every kill it makes you loose 10,000 brain cells
http://i37.tinypic.com/35hli0k.jpg

EvilDuck123
11-30-2008, 02:21 AM
Target: evilDUCK123
Credits: depends on how well you do it it will probably be over 15
Map: lights out
Weapon: a bowl of potato salad if that doesnt work... use a pistol or a kimber preferably a pistol
How bad you should beat them: make the evilduck cry and post it in the screenshot section

the evilduck makes me uncomfortable D:

WARNING ABOUT THE EVIL DUCK:
evilduck123 rarely comes on but be careful because if you try battle the duck it will make a stew out of you...
so cover its eyes with potato salad and shoot with the pistol


WARNING ABOUT THE CURSE OF THE EVILDUCK:
if you dont know about the curse of the duck every kill it makes you loose 10,000 brain cells

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

i assumed the match was for this thread untill about half way through. i would suggest that pieguy not pay, as the weapon rule was not kept, and the opponent used deagle and l8. kthxbai

IMNOTBALMUNGLOL
11-30-2008, 03:02 AM
I order claw to be exterminated. I will give you 4 credits for 100 vs 100 game.

BWAHAHA

BoomSticker
11-30-2008, 03:37 AM
I want to be a hitman but is there an applictiob to fill?

Nightmare
11-30-2008, 03:39 AM
lol notbalmung xD and boom, id assume youd need proof that your a really good player, or be well known by chicky.

xPsychopathx
11-30-2008, 04:23 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

i assumed the match was for this thread untill about half way through. i would suggest that pieguy not pay, as the weapon rule was not kept, and the opponent used deagle and l8. kthxbai
He said preferably a pistol. Doesn't mean I had to.
The guidelines for weapon usage were fairly loose. I got his damn hit either way.

DariuS
11-30-2008, 04:27 AM
I demand to be hitman I could take ANYONE dammit chicky accept me!!

EvilDuck123
11-30-2008, 04:27 AM
he said pistol or kimber. prefferably pistol. that means either one of the two, though he would rather pistol over kimber. but w/e >.>

xPsychopathx
11-30-2008, 06:10 PM
Alright, Thrilla's being a huge pain in the @ss. He agreed to a 1v1, we started playing, and he left with a score of 3 to 3. A couple spectators spawned and he killed one of them, so it should have been 3 to 2.
He never loses because he leaves before anyone can. It's childish. I give up.

Calisniper13
11-30-2008, 06:24 PM
Target:TrueProdigy
Pay:5 credits
Map:Lights Out
Weapon:USP Automatic
How bad: 2.5 K/D+
Hitman specified:Chickletman ONLY!

Do it.

EduardoIceddude
11-30-2008, 06:42 PM
target: ogcrookedO
reason: nubface won ad tourney
creditz: over 9000 (considering 10 is over 9000)
map: battlefront
weapon: Proto
hitman: chickletman
k?

killu1233456789
12-02-2008, 07:39 PM
Target: FreckleMagic
Credits: 10
Map: Lights Out
Weapon: USP automatic
How bad you should beat them: embarrass the hell outta this guy k/d 3+
BTW: post it and then send me the screeny
Hitman: CHickletman ONLY

Calisniper13
12-02-2008, 07:47 PM
Target: FreckleMagic
Credits: 10
Map: Lights Out
Weapon: USP automatic
How bad you should beat them: embarrass the hell outta this guy k/d 3+
BTW: post it and then send me the screeny
Hitman: CHickletman ONLY

Lol someone is mad he got raped :O!

Chick how is my hit coming along?

Chickletman
12-02-2008, 07:48 PM
It's coming, Whenever Digy is online and he wants to fight, I'll kill it :D

poe101591
12-02-2008, 07:52 PM
Two hits were trying to get me...


This is a joke. No one can get a 3 K/D off of me.

maybe I should do the hit :rolleyes:

Alright, Thrilla's being a huge pain in the @ss. He agreed to a 1v1, we started playing, and he left with a score of 3 to 3. A couple spectators spawned and he killed one of them, so it should have been 3 to 2.
He never loses because he leaves before anyone can. It's childish. I give up.

that is why I stopped asking for 1on1 from him <.<
always leaves or insults

killu1233456789
12-03-2008, 04:14 PM
i gotta ask when this hit will be taken care of because i currently have 7 credits and 10 is how i high im going to go so take it or leave it (please for goodness sake take it -.-)

EduardoIceddude
12-03-2008, 07:38 PM
it's coming, whenever digy is online and he wants to fight, i'll kill it :d
youre ignoring my ogcrookedo request

u been scrait of mah archnemesis?

chickletmanJR1
12-05-2008, 06:55 AM
hi dad i got some people i need assassinated

target: jessegmode
credits:10 for whole thing
map: lights out
weapon: pistol and deagle
How Bad: i want you 2 murder him
BTW: post it on your 1on1 thread and send me a screenie
Hitman:Chickletman

target: tg181
credits:10
map: your favorite Arena
weapon: USP auto and Colt
how bad: embarass him
BTW: post it on 1on1 thread and then send me a screenie
Hitman:Chickletman

Chickletman
12-05-2008, 04:41 PM
Lol someone is mad he got raped :O!

Chick how is my hit coming along?

Okay I did yours

gimmie creedots!!!1!

Fishiscool
12-05-2008, 05:39 PM
Can i do hits for you 2? i may look noobish but im pretty awesome! I'll even give you a cut of my pay!

Chickletman
12-05-2008, 05:44 PM
Sure if you want, I'll add you to the main list

chickletmanJR1
12-06-2008, 10:37 AM
OMG chickletman why arent you answring my hits i wannnnnt them dead and you always afk on pawngame so gosh
oh i wanna be a hit man to but only for star request though

Joginduh
12-09-2008, 10:13 PM
I WANNA BE HITTER :D
or hittee;D

XxXAGurlXxX
12-09-2008, 10:36 PM
chickeh couldnt kill a guest even if he tried....epic fail thread :D

xxchiefxx
12-09-2008, 10:39 PM
Chickletman.

If you want my help..

I am at your services.

I can deal with the people that are not as good.

(look up stats for chieffan101) ((THATS ME))

Calisniper13
12-09-2008, 10:55 PM
Okay I did yours

gimmie creedots!!!1!

Damn you...I thought you wouldn't do it...I SMELL CONSPIRACY!

Dax
12-10-2008, 11:07 PM
Who: Biomarine
How: Any map 2+ KD
Credits: 20
Weapon: Any weapon, just get the last kill with the kimber.
PM me screenie

Lova ya Poe ;)

JOGINDUHHHHHH
12-12-2008, 08:54 PM
Target - Joginduhhhhhh
Reward - 15 Creds.
Specifications - 25 k/d.

Have fun :O

BoomSticker
12-12-2008, 08:57 PM
Hey chickletman i wanna join the crew to micro manage how much credits we have.

Antzz
12-16-2008, 02:19 PM
yo i got one

target- george bush
why- why not?
credits-enough so u can buy nucleur devices
weapon- p e n i s only
map - iraq

Tebo38
12-25-2008, 10:04 PM
hahah This Seems Kool Chicky.

Ill Hook You Up Soon.

FusiouS
12-25-2008, 10:06 PM
Chick I will like to be one of the hitmen
I can kill almost anyone accept you :b

PM me when you accept me or decline me

Thanks chicky

Pook
12-27-2008, 06:25 PM
Change the name of the topic to "We're Garbage Who Kills For Money"...

TaticalSniper
12-27-2008, 07:11 PM
Target: SniperDELUXO
Map: LightsOut
Credits: 20
Weapon: Any weapon
HitMan:Quickkillerz

SniperDELUXO
12-27-2008, 07:28 PM
WTF tatical ure a bad Sniper D= .... abyway bring it on >:O quick.but wut will happen if eh so happenly loses :) does a other hitman goes after me O_O then wat happend if i beat him <.<

Pook
12-27-2008, 07:31 PM
WTF tatical ure a bad Sniper D= .... abyway bring it on >:O quick.but wut will happen if eh so happenly loses :) does a other hitman goes after me O_O then wat happend if i beat him <.<

I'll come after you. =]

SniperDELUXO
12-27-2008, 07:32 PM
yay if u come after me itll be fun u neber saw me 1v1 =D but i kinda suck <.<

Fishiscool
12-27-2008, 07:56 PM
Ill Take chickletmanJR1's 2nd hit he wanted :P

Prepare nooblet.......

SniperDELUXO
12-27-2008, 07:59 PM
i remebr u <.< u stole my cookies D=

SniperDELUXO
12-27-2008, 08:18 PM
Alright, Thrilla's being a huge pain in the @ss. He agreed to a 1v1, we started playing, and he left with a score of 3 to 3. A couple spectators spawned and he killed one of them, so it should have been 3 to 2.
He never loses because he leaves before anyone can. It's childish. I give up.

pycho agree score 19-16 he usign p90 we n he winning says he trying wen he losign he says nott ryin g then leaves i nmiddle ofgame >.<