AnOddName
06-28-2007, 03:21 AM
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
OGOPOGO----------GOOGLE IT
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
How young can you die of old age?
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... maybe you've seen it.
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are really mad.
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, maybe I wrote that."
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
My school color is clear. The band used to say, "I'm not naked, I'm in the band."
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
The other day I... Oh wait, no, that wasn't me.
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney, Betty, and Wilma .
What a nice night for an evening.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
When I was young we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
When I was born, I wish my first word was 'Quote', so right before I die, I could say 'Unquote'
AND FINALLY
--> Is it weird in here, or is it just me? <--
CREDITS: Whoever asks me to put them in.
Due to someone telling me to change it, here it is again.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
OGOPOGO----------GOOGLE IT
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
How young can you die of old age?
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... maybe you've seen it.
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are really mad.
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, maybe I wrote that."
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
My school color is clear. The band used to say, "I'm not naked, I'm in the band."
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
The other day I... Oh wait, no, that wasn't me.
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney, Betty, and Wilma .
What a nice night for an evening.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
When I was young we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
When I was born, I wish my first word was 'Quote', so right before I die, I could say 'Unquote'
AND FINALLY
--> Is it weird in here, or is it just me? <--
CREDITS: Whoever asks me to put them in.
Due to someone telling me to change it, here it is again.