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Evon
09-30-2008, 04:06 PM
I'm like 98% sure I'm gonna fail my random drug testing I had today.
What would a Christian school do to me?
Sargeant27
09-30-2008, 04:09 PM
I'm like 98% sure I'm gonna fail my random drug testing I had today.
What would a Christian school do to me?

...Neuter you.
Evon
09-30-2008, 04:11 PM
...Neuter you.
Are you completely idiotic...?
NuMbA
09-30-2008, 04:38 PM
send a preist to your house
maggerz
09-30-2008, 04:43 PM
There's nothing physical they can they do to you.
They'll probably just talk to your parents about sending you to therapy.
Near
09-30-2008, 04:46 PM
I'm like 98% sure I'm gonna fail my random drug testing I had today.
What would a Christian school do to me?

heh, they would get the cops involved, could be suspended/expelled. My friend had to go to like a 1 week therapy session, but that's my school. I dunno about yours.
jluke16
09-30-2008, 04:48 PM
Maybe, give you detention, that's all I can think of.
Evon
09-30-2008, 04:57 PM
It's not anything like crack or heroin, I think that my friend gave me wine when I thought it was that sparkling cider crap, lol.
Sargeant27
09-30-2008, 05:00 PM
Are you completely idiotic...?

No, it's called a joke. Ever heard of one? Geez. How uptight can you get? First in the other topic, now here. Anyways. They probably wont do anything physical like hit you, because that'd be abusive. They might just have your parents involved.
wut
09-30-2008, 05:08 PM
Castrate you and dip you in holy water.

0.o
Evon
09-30-2008, 05:12 PM
No, it's called a joke. Ever heard of one? Geez. How uptight can you get? First in the other topic, now here. Anyways. They probably wont do anything physical like hit you, because that'd be abusive. They might just have your parents involved.
Aren't jokes supposed to be funny and not retarded?
Castrate you and dip you in holy water.

0.o
Lol...
greb
09-30-2008, 05:23 PM
It's not anything like crack or heroin, I think that my friend gave me wine when I thought it was that sparkling cider crap, lol.

I dont think drug tests pick up wine. You would need a blood test to do that.
troll
09-30-2008, 05:39 PM
It's not anything like crack or heroin, I think that my friend gave me wine when I thought it was that sparkling cider crap, lol.
If you think it was wine, odds are it wasn't.
Danishpoo
09-30-2008, 05:45 PM
send a preist to your house

avtully i think thats a good idea
Sargeant27
09-30-2008, 06:02 PM
Aren't jokes supposed to be funny and not retarded?

Lol...

Not always. =)
Killerrrrrr
09-30-2008, 06:25 PM
It's not anything like crack or heroin, I think that my friend gave me wine when I thought it was that sparkling cider crap, lol.


they will say :

Oh my boy,
looks like you drank wine!
nice warm-up for your Priest job later!