Microsoft Sam

[TopHatMan]

This is, perhaps the best thing to come with XP's. If you ever watched arby n the chief, you would know what it sounds like, but turns out this comes with every xp (just about) newer models having other voices. Best thing is, whatever you type, it says.

To get to it, go to Control Panel. Next step depends on your version. On older versions, its Sound, Speech, and Audio Devices, then Speech. On newer ones, you can just click on Speech. From there, you type what it says, and what voice it uses (You can download other voices off of teh internet)

Btw, I don't care if you already knew about it

Fun Stuff:
Type in "Soy" or "Soi" (caps doesn't matter) and it makes the sound of a helicopter blade
Type in "Crotch" and it will say "Crowsnest"
Type in "Bling" and it will say B-l-ing
Type in "Wasteman" and it will say "waste-e-man"
Type in "pointer" and it will say "pwater"
Type in "Real" and it will say "weel"
and more...
(those glitches dont work with anything but Sam

[jjv22]

lol mine is a girl voice named ann.

[ElJohno]

Such great times I've had trying to make the computer to say dirty things..
I used to try and make it speak other languages too.. So, so funny xD

[tinglian]

Wow , that nice , my comp suck .

[Sargeant27]

Add in "My roflcopter goes Soi Soi Soi" next to the Soy/Soi one. It's hilarious.

[PieDude]

my friend got banned from the computers at our old school for making sam say "microsoft sam is a dumn (censored)":p

press the full stop button with it on

[wut]

Sam was fun to screw around with,

when I had my XP.

I just wish Vista had it.

[TofuSenshi]

I found out about it from the Arby n' Masterchief videos. It's pretty cool.

Unfortunately, I showed it to my friend, and now it won't shut up....

[BladeXI]

DUDE micrsoft sam= fun to messs around with