SLAGATHOR
08-14-2008, 07:15 AM
1.) Are you an active member of the Pawn Community, on the game and the forums?
Nope, in fact, this is my first time logging in. The game? It sucks.
2.) Do you actively help users in the Pawn Community?
No, why do they deserve my help?
3.) If part of your job is asked to be kept secret, can you be trusted to do so?
No, I am very bad at keeping secrets.
5.) Will you handle yourself in a professional manner, no matter the circumstance?
I don't know. Suppose I stub my foot, and say "****". Would that be unacceptable?
6.) Are you willing to give up playing time to help users?
I don't play this game much at all. But I can spend my time better then helping these unappreciative noobs.
7.) Did you notice there wasn't a #4?
Wtf kind of question is this?
8.) How old are you? (Don't lie)
Between 1-92 years old.
9.) Do you understand what your duty as a Pawn Assistant entails?
No, not at all. Refresh my memory.
10.) Why are you interested in becoming a Pawn Assistant?
The ladies find it sexy if you have some power.
11.) Do you submit yourself to this user group and all its rules, understanding that breaking said rules will result in being banned for an undetermined amount of time? (Have to scare the noobs away. :] )
No, I submit myself w/o knowing any rules what so ever, not having grasped the concept of being banned from breaking rules, and I am not a noob, because you didn't scare me off.
-DanPro
I also want to point out I'm being sarcastic in pretty much all questions, and I mean exactly the opposite in most questions. I just don't have that many posts. I lurk quite often if that counts as active.
Nope, in fact, this is my first time logging in. The game? It sucks.
2.) Do you actively help users in the Pawn Community?
No, why do they deserve my help?
3.) If part of your job is asked to be kept secret, can you be trusted to do so?
No, I am very bad at keeping secrets.
5.) Will you handle yourself in a professional manner, no matter the circumstance?
I don't know. Suppose I stub my foot, and say "****". Would that be unacceptable?
6.) Are you willing to give up playing time to help users?
I don't play this game much at all. But I can spend my time better then helping these unappreciative noobs.
7.) Did you notice there wasn't a #4?
Wtf kind of question is this?
8.) How old are you? (Don't lie)
Between 1-92 years old.
9.) Do you understand what your duty as a Pawn Assistant entails?
No, not at all. Refresh my memory.
10.) Why are you interested in becoming a Pawn Assistant?
The ladies find it sexy if you have some power.
11.) Do you submit yourself to this user group and all its rules, understanding that breaking said rules will result in being banned for an undetermined amount of time? (Have to scare the noobs away. :] )
No, I submit myself w/o knowing any rules what so ever, not having grasped the concept of being banned from breaking rules, and I am not a noob, because you didn't scare me off.
-DanPro
I also want to point out I'm being sarcastic in pretty much all questions, and I mean exactly the opposite in most questions. I just don't have that many posts. I lurk quite often if that counts as active.