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SexySniper
07-30-2008, 09:24 AM
A french Impressionist a long time ago was selling his paintings for millions.
He fell in love and painted a very detailed picture for her.
She got it for free, and sold it for what is the equivalent of 100 US dollars.
That guy later sold it for 1000
Was then sold for 50,000 to a private collector
It was stolen from him,
it was also stolen from him^
This one sold for 75g's on the black market.
it was stolen by the buyer.
It goes on forever >.>
It is now worth like 47million cash.


Also, some guy found an old painting in his attic, was his grandfathers, sold in a garage sale for 5 dollars, was later discovered it was an original Van Gogh, he thought it was a print.

Another man selling an original van Gogh, PUT HIS ELBOW THROUGH IT.
He literally stuck his elbow through a $136.1million dollar painting.
OW.

Oh, wrong price.

You might have seen “Le Rêve,” Picasso’s 1932 portrait of his mistress, Marie-Thérèse Walter, in your college art-history textbook. The painting is owned by Steve Wynn, the casino magnate and collector of masterpieces. He acquired it in a private sale in 2001 from an anonymous collector, who had bought it at auction in 1997 for $48.4 million. Recently, Wynn decided that he’d like to sell it, along with several other museum-quality paintings that he owns. A friend of his, the hedge-fund mogul and avid collector Steven Cohen, had coveted “Le Rêve” for years, so he and Wynn and their intermediaries worked out a deal. Cohen agreed to pay a hundred and thirty-nine million dollars for it, the highest known price ever paid for a work of art.
A few weeks ago, on a Thursday, a representative of Cohen’s came from California to inspect the painting. She removed it from the wall, took it out of its frame, and confirmed that it was in excellent shape. On Friday, she wrote her condition report, and so, according to their contract, the deal was done. All that was left was the actual exchange of money and art.
That weekend, Wynn had some friends visiting from New York—David and Mary Boies, Nora Ephron and Nick Pileggi, Louise Grunwald, and Barbara Walters. They were staying, as they often do, at his hotel and casino, the Wynn Las Vegas. As they had dinner together on Friday night, Wynn told them about the sale. “The girls said, ‘We’ve got to see it tomorrow,’ ” Wynn recalled last week. “So I said, ‘I’ll be working tomorrow. Just come on up to the office.’ ” (He had recently moved “Le Rêve” there from the hotel lobby.)
The guests came at five-thirty, and Wynn ushered them in. On the wall to his left and right were several paintings, including a Matisse, a Renoir, and “Le Rêve.” The other three walls were glass, looking out onto an enclosed garden. He began to tell the story of the Picasso’s provenance. As he talked, he had his back to the picture. He was wearing jeans and a golf shirt. Wynn suffers from an eye disease, retinitis pigmentosa, which affects his peripheral vision and therefore, occasionally, his interaction with proximate objects, and, without realizing it, he backed up a step or two as he talked. “So then I made a gesture with my right hand,” Wynn said, “and my right elbow hit the picture. It punctured the picture.” There was a distinct ripping sound. Wynn turned around and saw, on Marie-Thérèse Walter’s left forearm, in the lower-right quadrant of the painting, “a slight puncture, a two-inch tear. We all just stopped. I said, ‘I can’t believe I just did that. Oh, ****. Oh, man.’”

KyubiNaruto
07-30-2008, 09:29 AM
wow such a sad story at the end, i think ill put my elbow through a really expensive painting even though i dont know it [/sarcasm]

SexySniper
07-30-2008, 09:36 AM
wow such a sad story at the end, i think ill put my elbow through a really expensive painting even though i dont know it [/sarcasm]
Did you even read it you idiot, he has an eye disease that impairs him from seeing some objects.
Idiot much?

Dpballer
07-30-2008, 10:02 AM
Wow that guy got screwed badly.

SexySniper
07-30-2008, 10:33 AM
Wow that guy got screwed badly.
I would shoot the first person that said something...
That must've SUCKED.

gunerysergent
07-30-2008, 11:06 AM
yeah pretty sad at the end part but idk what it realy is

SexySniper
07-30-2008, 01:50 PM
136.1million bucks of oil :D
On one canvas.

wut
07-30-2008, 01:58 PM
136.1million bucks of oil :D
On one canvas.

omg! he was screwed. That sucks so much. D:

I feel bad for him.

Zeraninator
07-30-2008, 02:54 PM
5 Human souls aren't even worth 136.1Million dollars.

I'm glad he put his elbow through it, maby it will teach some idiots that a canvas with paint on it is not worth anything.

Man art pisses me off.

SexySniper
07-30-2008, 02:54 PM
5 Human souls aren't even worth 136.1Million dollars.

I'm glad he put his elbow through it, maby it will teach some idiots that a canvas with paint on it is not worth anything.

Man art pisses me off.
lmao.

It's what he painted, not the painting :D
Thats confuzing.

deathrogue
07-30-2008, 04:27 PM
1 word... wwwooowwww.

Hamzter
07-30-2008, 05:02 PM
5 Human souls aren't even worth 136.1Million dollars.



yeh but 136.1 million dollars are worth 5 monkey butlers.

anyhoo modern artists are worse and deserve to be shot.

DaBoyz
07-30-2008, 05:57 PM
yeah man thats pretty sad i feal bad :( but im confused on some parts of it

Zeraninator
07-30-2008, 06:00 PM
yeh but 136.1 million dollars are worth 5 monkey butlers.

anyhoo modern artists are worse and deserve to be shot.

Indeed they are.

SexySniper
07-30-2008, 06:06 PM
that's why van gogh cut his ear off and shot himself couple years later, he painted what the future artists work would be.

Hamzter
07-30-2008, 06:08 PM
heres the most stupid modern art ever
http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02/sculpture_415x275.jpg
its supposed to represent saddam hussains wife...

SexySniper
07-30-2008, 06:09 PM
heres the most stupid modern art ever
http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02/sculpture_415x275.jpg
its supposed to represent saddam hussains wife...
Take a trip to downtown Chicago :rolleyes:
even our bus driver was like "Wtf is up with this crappy art?"

HWV
08-02-2008, 08:15 PM
Take a trip to downtown Chicago :rolleyes:
even our bus driver was like "Wtf is up with this crappy art?"

Been there. Absolutely right.

The first person to say something smart to me after that is going through the glass window. I just lost 136 million dollars. I don't give a f@#$ anymore.