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stylerplayer
07-20-2008, 11:32 PM
1.) Are you an active member of the Pawn Community, on the game and the forums?

yeah i post all the time and know a lot about technology and tech stuff.

2.) Do you actively post in the Tech Discussion forum?

sometimes but i will a lot if im accepted to join this prestigious group.

3.) Do you have any experience in the technology world? (This includes programming languages, fixing computers, ect.)

Yes i do
First off i made Microsoft and was a creator of windows xp and vista. I also helped Macintosh with the newest version of leopard. I also built the civil defense system for the U.S. and for France. Im also the creator of Norton and the Norton anti virus software. Thanks to me your all alive.

5.) How old are you? (Don't lie)

Im 26.45 years old

6.) Do you understand what your duty as a member of the Tech Team entails?

When people have a major problem they come to me for help and i'll do what i do at Microsoft i'll tell them to see Jim from accounting or return your product for no refund.

7.) Why are you interested in becoming a member of the Tech Team?

I feel proud of my accomplishments like making Microsoft and Norton anti virus, and two civil defense systems.

8.) Do you submit yourself to this user group and all its rules, understanding that breaking said rules will result in being banned for an undetermined amount of time? (Have to scare the noobs away. :] )

That's sort of what they told me a Microsoft but i still don't pay taxes and if the FBI or inspectors come i will just fly away in my helicopter and get my money out of the overseas bank accounts.

9.) Did you notice there wasn't a #4?

An error like that at the civil defense center would get you fired then killed.

Neo
10-24-2008, 10:49 PM
Thanks for making Microsoft for us, and helping out with Leopard, although I don't use Leopard I'm sure some of our users do. And also thanks for protecting the Americas with your civil defense systems. You have just failed, although your application was indeed amusing, if you wish to be a part of this group, you must not only have more posts, but have a more serious application. If you really thought we would believe this.. well, I want whatever you're smoking.

Denied

troll
10-24-2008, 10:52 PM
People like you are the reason why we made zoo's.

DENIED.
+10 internets to you sir.



This thread is lolworthy.