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IrishOwnzNewbz
06-20-2008, 04:49 PM
Hey all you cool cats out there.
Feelin' a little down with the ladies?
Have no fear my out-of-luck brotha', Dr.Irish is here to take all the pain away.
This playa' can answer any questions from a broken heart to a mended love.
Just use this format and all of your dreams will come true my friend.

Dear Dr.Irish,

(Insert question here)

Much Love,
(Insert clever name here)
DaMan
06-20-2008, 04:50 PM
You don't know jack.
buffoldguy
06-20-2008, 04:51 PM
You don't know jack.

Dont hate.

Other People can ask and give advice as well.
IrishOwnzNewbz
06-20-2008, 04:52 PM
Hey young playa'....Don't don't be a hata' on Dr.Irish, one day you may need his help my friend.
Apache
06-20-2008, 04:55 PM
TROLL. Lol.
IrishOwnzNewbz
06-20-2008, 04:57 PM
Hey cat. Don't post on Dr.Irish's thread 'less you got a question.
Cruzr
06-20-2008, 05:08 PM
BS, you stole my idea, I claim copy right infringement OFF WITH HEAD!
- Love, the Love Doctor?
IrishOwnzNewbz
06-20-2008, 05:16 PM
Hey playa'. That's a beat deal. I would beef with you, but I got other cards worth concitering right now.
Cruzr
06-20-2008, 05:21 PM
your BS and ya know it![/drama]
w00t
06-20-2008, 05:22 PM
umm this thread=failure.
Cruzr
06-20-2008, 05:24 PM
umm this thread=failure.

Just like mine did, as will this one.
IrishOwnzNewbz
06-20-2008, 05:25 PM
Hey hatas' dont dribble, just keep cool. This is all jelly on the 'cuff.
Cruzr
06-20-2008, 05:27 PM
Hey hatas' dont dribble, just keep cool. This is all jelly on the 'cuff.

And your just a drunken Irish kid.
Same thing.
Both FAILS :D
th3mast3r
06-20-2008, 05:36 PM
You drunk?

This is stupid.
IrishOwnzNewbz
06-20-2008, 05:36 PM
All of you go to hell.
Cruzr
06-20-2008, 05:44 PM
All of you go to hell.


See ya there, cheers.
th3mast3r
06-20-2008, 06:02 PM
Aww, here-here, I will help ya.

Dear Dr.Irish,

I have a problem Dr.Irish. See, for a reason I can't stay with the same girl for even a week. I don't know Dr.Irish, They get boring REALLY easy. By having to change girlfriend continuously, everyday, I feel this is going to be a big problem in the future. Will I EVER find my true love, Dr.Irish?

Much Love,
SexyMasterThunder
IrishOwnzNewbz
06-20-2008, 06:09 PM
Aww, here-here, I will help ya.

Dear Dr.Irish,

I have a problem Dr.Irish. See, for a reason I can't stay with the same girl for even a week. I don't know Dr.Irish, They get boring REALLY easy. By having to change girlfriend continuously, everyday, I feel this is going to be a big problem in the future. Will I EVER find my true love, Dr.Irish?

Much Love,
SexyMasterThunder

Dear SMT,

To me, this doesn't seem like a problem. But if you insist that you want a long term relationship, then have no fear my down and out friend. You say that they are really boring to you? Well try getting to know your ladies better before you start to date them. Become friends with her first, get to know what she likes and roll with it. If she has absolutely no intrests that are the same as yours then move on. But if some of her intrests are the same as yours and some are different, then meet her halfway. Don't be afraid to try new things. In fact playa', new things may liven up the relationship and bring you closer together. I hope this has helped you my friend. Don't be afraid to write back if you need any more advice for Dr.Irish.

Much Love,
Dr.Irish.
th3mast3r
06-20-2008, 06:17 PM
Dear SMT,

To me, this doesn't seem like a problem. But if you insist that you want a long term relationship, then have no fear my down and out friend. You say that they are really boring to you? Well try getting to know your ladies better before you start to date them. Become friends with her first, get to know what she likes and roll with it. If she has absolutely no intrests that are the same as yours then move on. But if some of her intrests are the same as yours and some are different, then meet her halfway. Don't be afraid to try new things. In fact playa', new things may liven up the relationship and bring you closer together. I hope this has helped you my friend. Don't be afraid to write back if you need any more advice for Dr.Irish.

Much Love,
Dr.Irish.

Oh I get it Dr.Irish. You HAVE to know their personality.

Thats completely different from what I have been doing! I usually just look for Blond Girls with nice Curves.

Thank you Dr.Irish! :D

O_o
IrishOwnzNewbz
06-20-2008, 06:19 PM
Oh I get it Dr.Irish. You HAVE to know their personality.

Thats completely different from what I have been doing! I usually just look for Blond Girls with nice Curves.

Thank you Dr.Irish! :D

O_o

Blond girls with nice curves are good too young playa'.
WhiteRanger
06-20-2008, 06:20 PM
Dear Dr.Irish,I had sex with 2 women in one day and they both broke up with me what do i do?



Much Love,
Your mom.
IrishOwnzNewbz
06-20-2008, 06:23 PM
Dear Dr.Irish,I had smex with 2 women in one day and they both broke up with me what do i do?



Much Love,
Your mom.

Dear my mom,

Seems to me that you already got your pay-ouy. Why you askin' me for advice?

Much love,
Dr.Irish.
Cruzr
06-20-2008, 06:24 PM
Dear my mom,

Seems to me that you already got your pay-ouy. Why you askin' me for advice?

Much love,
Dr.Irish.

BAHAHAHAHA
Classic I19...
WhiteRanger
06-20-2008, 06:30 PM
Dear Dr.Irish,I had sex with 2 women in one day and they both broke up with me what do i do?



Much Love,
Your mom.

Dear my mom,

Seems to me that you already got your pay-ouy. Why you askin' me for advice?

Much love,
Dr.Irish.Someone edited my post..
IrishOwnzNewbz
06-20-2008, 06:32 PM
Did you have a real question playa'?
WhiteRanger
06-20-2008, 06:44 PM
You know nothing about love, neither you probably never had sex, grow up kid.
Cruzr
06-20-2008, 06:45 PM
You know nothing about love, neither you probably never had sex, grow up kid.

your jealous of all the pr0n hes watched.
And not like you've ever gotten any :/
IrishOwnzNewbz
06-20-2008, 06:45 PM
You know nothing about love, neither you probably never had sex, grow up kid.

Dear Modalex,

You suck.

Much Love,
Dr.Irish.
WhiteRanger
06-20-2008, 06:46 PM
Dear Modalex,

You suck.

Much Love,
Dr.Irish.Ok then,stop acting like your a pimp.
IrishOwnzNewbz
06-20-2008, 06:47 PM
Ok then,stop acting like your a pimp.

Hey young friend. I don't have to act. It comes natural.
DaMan
06-20-2008, 07:28 PM
Dear Dr.Irish I'm gonna have a 3some tonight but I'm tired from the 5some I had this morning. What should I do?
IrishOwnzNewbz
06-20-2008, 07:30 PM
Dear Dr.Irish I'm gonna have a 3some tonight I'm tired from the 5some I had this morning. What should I do?

Dear Nameless,

How can you keep it up that long?

Much love,
Dr.Irish.
DaMan
06-20-2008, 07:32 PM
That answer sucked!
Your a terrible Doctor!
:mad:
buffoldguy
06-20-2008, 07:34 PM
Flaming. Locked.