funny Sayings...

[Cruzr]

Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbors ain't!

EDIT:from friend ats chool I forgot about: -If I'm really gey I don't think it's my problem, your the one thats going to be raped.

Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

What does a polar bear have after swimming? Snowballs!

I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!

If you throw rice at weddings, will Asian people throw hot dogs?(<---nothing offensive intended)

An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but craps instead

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss

Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "s" in it?

The computer may have beaten me at chess, but it was no match for kick boxing.

[ArmyofOneDFBHD]

lol nice read the quote thingy in my sig..

[Cruzr]

LOL!
that's funny :D

thats like my friend Austin said

---If I'm really gey I don't think it's my problem, your the one thats going to be raped.

[w00t]

LMAO. dude these are pretty funny. a lot of offensive material though. o_O

[Cruzr]

LMAO. dude these are pretty funny. a lot of offensive material though. o_O

Shhh....


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[DaMan]

"it's not cheating if the sex was bad"

[ArmyofOneDFBHD]

lol best on ever

Bend over, I'm on top
-ArmyofOneDFBHD


lulz

I said that to galm earlier

[DaMan]

"I didn't sleep with her! I just had sex with her."
:eek: so naughty. got to think of some not naughty funny ones.

[Cruzr]

"I didn't sleep with her! I just had sex with her."
:eek: so naughty. got to think of some not naughty funny ones.

Thats impossible for a guy with quagmire in his avatar.

that one was funny though army of one.

[DaMan]

"Gigity Gigity Goo"

[Cruzr]

"Gigity Gigity Goo"

It's giggity giggity, giggity giggity goo-oo

[DaMan]

NO!
It's Gigity Gigity Goo!

[Cruzr]

NO!
It's Gigity Gigity Goo!

giggles.
The giant rabid rabbit.


I win.

[Vevevicamp2]

"Your arse is Grass. And I'm the Lawnmower."

[Vevevicamp2]

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

[Vevevicamp2]

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.

[DaMan]

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird." <---My Favorite

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson" SIMPSONS OWN!

"You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!"

"What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."


"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

ok thats enough for now.

[Vevevicamp2]

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

[Vevevicamp2]

We had homosexual burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

[DaMan]

stop double posting just put them in one post like I did.

[Cruzr]

Vevwe stop quad posting grr...

DaMans tole my flying is as simple as throwing yourself at ground and missing :/
MSN funny screen names site rips :P

[Vevevicamp2]

NO! I will not stop double posting!


These childhood memories - I have them often, but can usually keep them under control with the use of drugs.

[Vevevicamp2]

The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around in it until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go hey, I'm Vine Man.

[Vevevicamp2]

You know you're getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.

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2 more posts and I'm done.

[Vevevicamp2]

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics

[Vevevicamp2]

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

[Cruzr]

Reported him to a mod.

[Vevevicamp2]

Pfft. Mods love meh.

[Cruzr]

Pfft. Mods love meh.

Pfft, have fun infracted.

[Vevevicamp2]

Infractions are nothing. :P.

[Cruzr]

Infractions are nothing. :P.

An excessive inf is a 3 day ban.
10 points, get another inf another 3 days.

[ArmyDude]

I once tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes got in the way.

[Cruzr]

I once tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes got in the way.

I love that one :D

[ArmyDude]

Guy: What are we doing today?
Dude: YOUR MOM.
Guy: I don't have a mom.
Dude: Your right, you have 2 dads. :O!

[Vevevicamp2]

Pfft. 3 day bans are ALSO nothing. Cockiness ftw.

[Cruzr]

Pfft. 3 day bans are ALSO nothing. Cockiness ftw.

also little kids who can't keep their mouth shut FTL.

[ArmyofOneDFBHD]

A Computer: $2,335
Internet: $100
A Mouse: $25
Getting on Pawngame and watching Vevi be a noob and be murdered by Cruzr: Priceless

For everything else, there's Permaban

[Vevevicamp2]

No one can be silly these days. D:.

[KiteRider]

Guy: Whenever someone says something stupid, you should have the right to kick them in the face.
Guy gets kicked in the face
The Kicker: Actually, i like this idea...

[Hamo]

*dont drink and dirve u may spill your drink

*I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

*why have a six pack when u can have a keg (about stomach)

*Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
lol me fav

i got heaps rude ones but id get bant lol

[TopHatMan]

"If at first you don't succeed, then you'd better run like hell"
Favorite pawn saying ;)

[Hamo]

for this game my favirote saying is.......

nub cake

[Hamo]

i just thought of one

* dont drink water fish wee in it

[henry535]

the rice comment thing, i guess its funny, but some comedian already did that... oh well.. one more thing you should add to the list

check out my thread, it got locked.. i have a lot of funny sayings!! :D

[Cruzr]

*dont drink and dirve u may spill your drink

*I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

*why have a six pack when u can have a keg (about stomach)

*Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
lol me fav

i got heaps rude ones but id get bant lol

All used on the website I used mine from :D

[Hamo]

not me wee one i got rude one ill probly get bant but here it goes

virginaty is like a balloon one pric and its gone D:

[Cruzr]

not me wee one i got rude one ill probly get bant but here it goes

virginaty is like a balloon one pric and its gone D:

I remember that from some movie..was it a American pie movie?

[IrishOwnzNewbz]

When life gives you lemons. Throw them at the D-bags that got apples.

[DaMan]

When life gives you lemons. Throw them at the D-bags that got apples.
yea I've heard that. It's a good one.

[IrishOwnzNewbz]

yea I've heard that. It's a good one.
I made that up. You probably heard it on my old siggy. I had it on there.

[Cruzr]

When life gives you lemons. Throw them at the D-bags that got apples.

wow..that made me laugh so hard...

[Soul]

If all else fails, You probably suck.

[DaMan]

If all else fails, You probably suck.
LMAO! I have never heard that one.
"if all else fails, kill yourself"

[Hamzter]

guns dont kill people, I DO!