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I just received this message via satellite from Blank101.
Dear my beloved pawn friends,
I am deeply sorry about the current downtime you are experiencing. I am currently on the phone with the NSA trying to resolve this crisis. We are working very hard to get Pawn back online. According to head technician, Sir Elton John (No relation), something broke in the ABG K-1 mainframe at Station 3 of the APOC 4 Wire Tower. Using what i learned from my education at Toronto Community College, i deciphered that this downtime is only temporary, and Pawn will be back up shortly.
I do ask that you don't make threads, because my mods have a short fuse and will most likely give you a spam infraction. Be aware of the mod named SketchZ. Hes a monster. I am actually receiving money from the prison he is in to allow him to moderate. Apparently when hes not on Pawn, hes a real problem in the showers.
Before i go, i just want to say that i place all of my divine Pawn power into greb. He is my favorite, and by far the best looking mod on pawn.
I leave you all now with this quote:
"Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil."
~ Golda Meir
arabftw123
05-30-2008, 02:46 PM
Haha, very nice Greb.
Be aware of the mod named SketchZ. Hes a monster. I am actually receiving money from the prison he is in to allow him to moderate. Apparently when hes not on Pawn, hes a real problem in the showers.
OMG! That made me laugh.
i take that quote very offensive
Wow, Rofl. I love it. Very funny greb.
vic10
05-30-2008, 02:50 PM
lol very funny Greb!!!
XNormaJeanX
05-30-2008, 03:02 PM
Nice one. =P
Wow, Blank sounds like he really likes you. xD
He usually won't talk to anyone. =P
Obliteration
05-30-2008, 03:05 PM
Wow, Blank has connections to the NSA. I bet he could make n00bs disapear... *hint*
Surreality
05-30-2008, 03:08 PM
Thought I read 'NASA' then...
And yeah, was that somehow edited by you, Greb?
iroccy
05-30-2008, 03:11 PM
oww.
but this sucks....
i cant pawn!!!
please solve the problem quickly!! :P
Hamzter
05-30-2008, 03:16 PM
dang, thats annoying. funny though ^^
vAero
05-30-2008, 03:23 PM
Greb,tell Blank thank you for trying to get Pawn up for us,I'm sure or spirits shall go to hell if it never got back up again D:
Trademark
05-30-2008, 03:27 PM
Apparently when hes not on Pawn, hes a real problem in the showers.
Lmao, a real problem in the showers D:
Sweet, now I know what is wrong.
I hope Blank101 can solve this and save us.
Nice job getting that letter to us greb.
Ravin
05-30-2008, 03:32 PM
I just received this message via satellite from Blank101.
Dear my beloved pawn friends,
I am deeply sorry about the current downtime you are experiencing. I am currently on the phone with the NSA trying to resolve this crisis. We are working very hard to get Pawn back online. According to head technician, Sir Elton John (No relation), something broke in the ABG K-1 mainframe at Station 3 of the APOC 4 Wire Tower. Using what i learned from my education at Toronto Community College, i deciphered that this downtime is only temporary, and Pawn will be back up shortly.
I do ask that you don't make threads, because my mods have a short fuse and will most likely give you a spam infraction. Be aware of the mod named SketchZ. Hes a monster. I am actually receiving money from the prison he is in to allow him to moderate. Apparently when hes not on Pawn, hes a real problem in the showers.
Before i go, i just want to say that i place all of my divine Pawn power into greb. He is my favorite, and by far the best looking mod on pawn.
I leave you all now with this quote:
"Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil."
~ Golda Meir
Rofl!
Greb, as usual, comes up with great jokes :D
Im not sure Sket would like it though :p
bman2206
05-30-2008, 03:32 PM
that was funny till the quote about Moses...
Strelok12
05-30-2008, 03:36 PM
Very UNfunny greb,in other ways i don't think this really charms up some people.
bman2206
05-30-2008, 03:37 PM
Very UNfunny greb,in other ways i don't think this really charms up some people.
People are just going to think it's all jokes all around and probably post more threads with spam jokes like this...
Thats what the llama attack one did...
Desipio
05-30-2008, 03:39 PM
Be aware of the mod named SketchZ. Hes a monster. I am actually receiving money from the prison he is in to allow him to moderate. Apparently when hes not on Pawn, hes a real problem in the showers.
holy hell, that is hilarious
vAero
05-30-2008, 03:41 PM
greb,cant you move this to the news section?
greb,cant you move this to the news section?
Only admins can post there.
For those of you who are verbally abusing my beatiful thread. Relax. Its meant to get people a nice chuckle and let them know pawn will be up soon. Weve had less threads made today than last time, so people are getting the point.
Its only pawn, just relax..........
PS, that Moses joke is funny as hell. Stop being so freaking uptight.
AnOddName
05-30-2008, 03:51 PM
True story.
I was there when he got the message
Strelok12
05-30-2008, 03:52 PM
People are just going to think it's all jokes all around and probably post more threads with spam jokes like this...
Thats what the llama attack one did...
Spam jokes? You mean the ones that XwhateverthenamewasX and Desipio did?
bman2206
05-30-2008, 03:53 PM
Spam jokes? You mean the ones that XwhateverthenamewasX and Desipio did?
ya
10 chars........
Desipio
05-30-2008, 03:54 PM
Only admins can post there.
For those of you who are verbally abusing my beatiful thread. Relax. Its meant to get people a nice chuckle and let them know pawn will be up soon. Weve had less threads made today than last time, so people are getting the point.
Its only pawn, just relax..........
PS, that Moses joke is funny as hell. Stop being so freaking uptight.
I loved the moses joke =P
CervantesDeLeon
05-30-2008, 04:06 PM
greb i have got to admit that was freakin funny. that moses joke was also funny to. thx for cheering me up :D
T3hSnakeEater
05-30-2008, 04:12 PM
hope it'll be up soon... Youtube is frying my mind xD
arabftw123
05-30-2008, 04:14 PM
Only admins can post there.
For those of you who are verbally abusing my beatiful thread. Relax. Its meant to get people a nice chuckle and let them know pawn will be up soon. Weve had less threads made today than last time, so people are getting the point.
Its only pawn, just relax..........
PS, that Moses joke is funny as hell. Stop being so freaking uptight.
That Moses joke was hilarious. I don't know why the hell people were upset over it.. :rolleyes:
Ravin
05-30-2008, 04:16 PM
Only admins can post there.
For those of you who are verbally abusing my beatiful thread. Relax. Its meant to get people a nice chuckle and let them know pawn will be up soon. Weve had less threads made today than last time, so people are getting the point.
Its only pawn, just relax..........
PS, that Moses joke is funny as hell. Stop being so freaking uptight.
Lol
I hate Religion(no racism or cultism intended)
The 'beautiful thread' is a great way to cheer people up so just be cool with it :D
Whisper from Greb: SketchZ raped me in the shower D:
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