IbanezBassist
05-09-2008, 08:03 PM
Ok here it goes. This has some rude material.
There is a man that just moved here from New York. He drives by a farm and decides to be a farmer because all of the southerners are farmers. Se goes up to the man And says, "Do you have any animals for sale?" And the farmer said "no but I could sell you some." The man says "ok, how much is that parakeet over there?" The farmer says thats peter." And the man says, "how about that dog over there?" The farmer says "Thats jugs." And the guy says, "how about that horse?" The farmer says, "thats an arse." The guy says, "ok can I buy them?" The farmer says "yeah sure, but I have to warn you, that arse you got there hates water. He acts up and you have to scratch the back of his neck to calm him down." The man says "ok, thanks!"
LATER THAT DAY!
The man is riding on his horse and they get to a stream, the horse starts acting up and he has his hands full with "peter" and "jugs" he sees a lady and tells her, "hey ma'am can you hold my peter and jugs while I scratch my arse?"
There is a man that just moved here from New York. He drives by a farm and decides to be a farmer because all of the southerners are farmers. Se goes up to the man And says, "Do you have any animals for sale?" And the farmer said "no but I could sell you some." The man says "ok, how much is that parakeet over there?" The farmer says thats peter." And the man says, "how about that dog over there?" The farmer says "Thats jugs." And the guy says, "how about that horse?" The farmer says, "thats an arse." The guy says, "ok can I buy them?" The farmer says "yeah sure, but I have to warn you, that arse you got there hates water. He acts up and you have to scratch the back of his neck to calm him down." The man says "ok, thanks!"
LATER THAT DAY!
The man is riding on his horse and they get to a stream, the horse starts acting up and he has his hands full with "peter" and "jugs" he sees a lady and tells her, "hey ma'am can you hold my peter and jugs while I scratch my arse?"