A text guide for noobs. In leetspeak of course!

[eiliosdraye]

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7h47'5 pr377y much 17.

[TheDeathGod]

First comment!! What is my comment?? -.-

[CaliSniper13]

Took me a while to read your guide...damn numbers throw me off

[Vexus]

can somebody translate this into english? nvm, i got it. that was..informing?

[mreitz]

ouch, it hurts my eyes to read.

i read it all though O_O

[HonorP00ner]

Nice concept =p


Hello noobs. this guide will teach you how to play. First, lets answer some questions, of course, the manual isn't in leetspeak, so you can't understand that, now can you?



okay. to make an account, register through the forums. once you have done that, log in.



stoP:

to log in, click the button that says "play". if you don't you can't play. then type your username and password.



once you have done this, click a ladder game twice to play. arrow keys or WasD to move, and left mouse button to fire. aim for the head, if you know how to play shooters, or the body, if you don't.



once they are down, kill 2 more; if you can. once you have killed them, get a refill. if you die, there will be a screen. Don't respawn yet, click the gun you want, then kill people.





also, to make a chatroom, type "/createroom (username) (password)", and then make your room. to make a map, click map editor, and go from there.



that's pretty much it.

[Dax5]

Wow, rofl yeah that's standard nooblet alright, though there are many different dialects, thanks to honor for translating it so my brain didn't fail because of the extreme noobiness of it all. :D

[Surreality]

Wow, rofl yeah that's standard nooblet alright, though there are many different dialects, thanks to honor for translating it so my brain didn't fail because of the extreme noobiness of it all. :D
1337 = 1337.
Not nooby.
=D