eiliosdraye
04-21-2008, 10:23 PM
Pawngame is a war. War is not murder. Murder is murder.
How do you murder people?
Well, first, get a piano wire.
Then you...
Dance around in buttercup junction and eat happy little vegetables, and find a nice body of water.
And with the body you...
dance around and have a merry little time and enjoy drinking tea in la-la land.
Or, you could take a sledgehammer, break the walls, smash the toilet, get toilet fragments, and use them as throwing stars. Aim for the ham..
and serve your friend a nice ham dinner! But then you realise they're allergic to ham!
Once they are down you...
Give them a happy little cheesecake to wake them up. Take the ham, and get rid of it.
And make sure to burn the remains. Put out the fire, otherwise the cops will come. If they do come, make sure you...
Do a happy little jig like a retarded elf, then scream "kawaii! FOR SPARTA!" and kill yourself.
And that is how you murder people, by creeping them out to death!
How do you murder people?
Well, first, get a piano wire.
Then you...
Dance around in buttercup junction and eat happy little vegetables, and find a nice body of water.
And with the body you...
dance around and have a merry little time and enjoy drinking tea in la-la land.
Or, you could take a sledgehammer, break the walls, smash the toilet, get toilet fragments, and use them as throwing stars. Aim for the ham..
and serve your friend a nice ham dinner! But then you realise they're allergic to ham!
Once they are down you...
Give them a happy little cheesecake to wake them up. Take the ham, and get rid of it.
And make sure to burn the remains. Put out the fire, otherwise the cops will come. If they do come, make sure you...
Do a happy little jig like a retarded elf, then scream "kawaii! FOR SPARTA!" and kill yourself.
And that is how you murder people, by creeping them out to death!