Guide to murder

[eiliosdraye]

Pawngame is a war. War is not murder. Murder is murder.


How do you murder people?

Well, first, get a piano wire.


Then you...


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And with the body you...


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Or, you could take a sledgehammer, break the walls, smash the toilet, get toilet fragments, and use them as throwing stars. Aim for the ham..

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Once they are down you...

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And make sure to burn the remains. Put out the fire, otherwise the cops will come. If they do come, make sure you...

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And that is how you murder people!

[Chickletman]

Where do I get piano wire?????

[eiliosdraye]

Open a piano, and look around for a wire.

It should be easy to find.

[luka102]

do yoiu wrasp the wire around your neck? i just did that and.... *thud*

[AnOddName]

I'm lost on step 4...
:D

[Vexus]

Wow! Perfect with a capital "P"! 10/10? worked perfectly...just a bit confused why i needed the ham.

[modalex]

ok where do i get the automatic machine gun?

[mrmurder25]

Awweeesome Im Mrmurder So I Can Murder Easily!!!

[Surreality]

I can now murder mrmurder25 for stealing Seleucid's sig and puffer's avatar.
Woo!

[Dax5]

Almost spam.... But i think it is really funny.Piano wire is kinda hard to put back in the piano.

Dax