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Chickletman
04-03-2008, 08:34 PM
Guide to the perfect sammich

Table of contents
1)History of sammichs
2)Types of Sammichs
3)Reason for Sammichs on pawngame
4)What Sammichs NOT to make
5)The Perfect sammich

History Of Sammichs
Back in the beta stages of pawngame, the chat was ruled by an evil tyrant known as Jake1337. He stuffed the beta players full of Lemon pie, dipped in tartar sauce.Pawn players like KillerK and bilehd92 tried to stop him but they were too weak, full on waffles. The inhumanity, Pawngame needed a hero...and there was only one man that could do this.His name...was BUFFoldguy!!!
How do you think he got so buff :D!There was an intense battle, luckly I took pictures.

Pics:
http://i27.tinypic.com/33m1sf5.jpg
Results: Buff owns :D

Types Of sammichs


HamSammich(Standard Weapon)
http://i25.tinypic.com/24yb5vc.jpg
knucklesammich
http://i26.tinypic.com/330tpph.jpg
ChuckSammich
http://i27.tinypic.com/iz2fck.jpg
Spammich
http://i26.tinypic.com/wu07ck.jpg
1337sammich
http://i27.tinypic.com/331q7wi.jpg


Reason For sammichs
Sammichs are needed to unlock your pure powwweerr!! Use the sammich wisely o_O

What Sammichs NOT to Make
A time will come in every pawn players life when they have a choice to make..whether or not to make a fish sammich. The answer is NO D:

http://i25.tinypic.com/29w5s95.jpg

The Perfect Sammich!!


The time has come, you are now ready to make the perfect sammich.
Step 1) Take deep breaths
Step 2) grab mayo, mustard, ketchup, two sticks of dynamite, some corn, and a pet monkey
Step 3) Ignore step 2
Step 4) Get 5 dollars
Step5) Buy a footlong sub at subway
There you have it! The guide to a Perfect sammich!!
*munch munch*:D

OGCrookedO
04-03-2008, 08:41 PM
LOL WTF?? this was good for a quick laugh. now i can make some good sammiches

Chickletman
04-03-2008, 08:47 PM
Wait till part 2...Guide to perfect pizza crust :D

M1dnightCobra
04-03-2008, 09:05 PM
omg chicklet...

u r now the most funniest person on pawn!!

xD

plus the guide u put in submissions called "test"

lol tht made me laugh..xD

AnOddName
04-03-2008, 09:47 PM
Step5) Buy a footlong sub at subway

*Nom nom nom nom*
:D

Zeraninator
04-03-2008, 09:53 PM
that made me laugh so hard

chickletman you are teh pwn

can't wait till part 2

theman05
04-03-2008, 09:54 PM
Omg Thx Chicklet that was a great help! *claps*
OFFICIALY APPROVED
Congragulations Chickletman!:D Today I Hade Subway And It Was Good!:D

poxboy
04-03-2008, 10:03 PM
OMG I want subway! All I ever get is crapy McDonalds

Koheran
04-03-2008, 10:32 PM
This made me chuckle

Puffer
04-04-2008, 02:08 AM
You son of a...

You made me waste $340 for supplies. When step 5 tells me to go buy a sub.:(

It was a good laugh, I'd be lmao if Blank approved this.

Chickletman
04-04-2008, 04:25 PM
It was a good laugh, I'd be lmao if Blank approved this.

hahaha :D That would be too cool

tehoutlaw
04-04-2008, 05:15 PM
Haha i lol'd at this. feel like having subway now :O

Dax5
04-05-2008, 07:51 PM
LOL man really funny I am going to subway.

Dax:D

arabftw123
04-06-2008, 12:32 PM
Wow... this is hilarious... :D

Surreality
04-06-2008, 12:35 PM
LOL!
This is great.
Moar liek this Chickeh!

sketchz
04-06-2008, 02:05 PM
I feel like stickying this through the thought of laughter. D:

eaeaea
04-06-2008, 02:18 PM
uugh... i want teh stik-E for this

RockLuigi
04-06-2008, 02:35 PM
LOL i dont get it cause i didnt read!

patriotsrock
04-06-2008, 09:12 PM
lol that was funny,
subway rocks!

ShatteredGlass
04-06-2008, 09:40 PM
LMAO that was hilarious i cant wait to see part 2 :D

Misfit22
04-06-2008, 10:28 PM
That was... stupid :D

Bilehd92
04-08-2008, 03:43 AM
The best guide i've ever heard. hands down.


*applaude
Cheers to the best guide and I will remember this forever.

Piegirl
04-08-2008, 04:18 AM
This guide touches me in a non homosexual way...

Robeto9
04-08-2008, 06:48 AM
wow thanks subway *trys to pull off fatsuit* ahhhh no subway!!!!

Vexus
04-08-2008, 11:15 PM
OMG, it really works!:eek: I made the best sammich ever!:p:):rolleyes::cool:

Awesome Job. A++ work.

buffoldguy
04-09-2008, 12:09 AM
5 dolla, 5 dolla foot looong!!

lol nice guide.

Vexus
04-09-2008, 10:00 PM
OMG!!! I tried it again today, to see if it would still work, and IT DID, AMAZING, HUH!?!

Chickletman
04-09-2008, 11:04 PM
OMG!!! I tried it again today, to see if it would still work, and IT DID, AMAZING, HUH!?!

rofl Good job :D

EggoWaffle
04-09-2008, 11:20 PM
Grr Chicky im hungry. :( :mad: :o