Chuck Norris is the god. listen to these facts

[D4L4gg3r]

-If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
-There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
-Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
-Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
-Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - five times.
-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
-Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
-Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
-Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
-Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
-Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
-Chuck Norris created everything - PawnGame, not Blank101...(even though blank is chuck, according to skullbad)

[Pook]

If I have 100 dollars, and he has 5 dollars, does he have more money than me?

[xPwNz0rZ]

Chuck Norris saucks! There I said it. he's not even tough. If there was a Chuck vs. Chuck war (Norris vs. Liddell) Liddell would win.

[Strelok12]

Chuck Norris is nothing but just an actor.

D4l4gg3r go die already,you sack of s*beep*,we don't want any CN fans,we don't want any CN lies. He didn't create EVERYTHING,he doesn't have money MORE THAN ME,he does have a CONTROL button on his computer,etc.

If you want a CN fansite and lies then find it by Google.com

[vSkyzv]

Chuck Norris is nothing but just an actor.

D4l4gg3r go die already,you sack of s*beep*,we don't want any CN fans,we don't want any CN lies. He didn't create EVERYTHING,he doesn't have money MORE THAN ME,he does have a CONTROL button on his computer,etc.

If you want a CN fansite and lies then find it by Google.com

Agreed. This thread isn't even remotely funny.

[shodemon666]

chuck norris was one of the few ppl selected to train with bruce lee and he is a multi-national as well as national martial arts 1st place winner.

chuck norris would own any of u.

and since i'm from texas, he is almost equal to GOD

*sho has spoken* O_O

[Strelok12]

chuck norris was one of the few ppl selected to train with bruce lee and he is a multi-national as well as national martial arts 1st place winner.

chuck norris would own any of u.

and since i'm from texas, he is almost equal to GOD

*sho has spoken* O_O

Go back to Chuck Norris' Forum.

[Pook]

Chuck Norris is equalled to god. SkullBAD does think that Blank101 is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is not just an actor. He's god. :p

[Strelok12]

Chuck Norris is equalled to god. SkullBAD does think that Blank101 is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is not just an actor. He's god. :p

If he's a god,then why hes not in the bible?

OWNED SO FREAKING HARD!!!

[brohana]

Chuck Norris is nothing but just an actor.

D4l4gg3r go die already,you sack of s*beep*,we don't want any CN fans,we don't want any CN lies. He didn't create EVERYTHING,he doesn't have money MORE THAN ME,he does have a CONTROL button on his computer,etc.

If you want a CN fansite and lies then find it by Google.com

Its just a joke...
Its not actually serious

[Strelok12]

Its just a joke...
Its not actually serious

I know,but still...They're not giving any humor and sense...

[SketchZ]

and you were infracted strelok, for a nice and unuseful flame.

[xPwNz0rZ]

and since i'm from texas, he is almost equal to GOD


Don't texans like cowboys?

[xPwNz0rZ]

and since i'm from texas, he is almost equal to GOD


Don't texans like cowboys? never heard of texans liking martial arts, but thats just meh

[flamedruid]

Dude, Chuck Norris is a false god. I agree, Bruce Lee was the strongest Martial Artist the world has known. But if Chuck Norris is such a "god" then why the hell is he human?

No, DO NOT tell me he is in disguise, because if he was an actual "god" then he would stop wars, and protect the earth. And he does NOT. He is only good at fighting. Sorry, but don't try to force you're false religion on us "none believers." It WRONG.

As for any other ideas, the most he can be is a diety. But in order to be a diety, you have to have atleast ONE person worship you. GUESS WHAT!? I'm considered a diety, I know someone who worships me.. I won't name them, but I am considered just that. By the way, since I'm worshiped, does that make me a god? NO? Thats BS! Chuch Norris is considered a god? Thats major BS. I wanna be a god!

( Do not show us "the holy light" in which the light is being shown through a flashlight. The reality is just that aswell.)

~Flamedruid~

[D4L4gg3r]

oooooooooooooo, Famedroid should get an infraction for doulble posting!
*back to topic*

Anyways, these are just jokes. I just wanna share it with ya
Just pretend Chuck Norris is Bruce Lee, ok?

[Pandora137]

Dude, stop flaming it's a freaking joke you guys are children and just because of this false thread now everyone flamed> Thanks...

[flamedruid]

Dude, stop flaming it's a freaking joke you guys are children and just because of this false thread now everyone flamed> Thanks...

First off, I didn't flame any one. I flamed the idea of him being a god. Read through my post again.

As for "double posting." No, I never double posted. I triple posted. Forums were EXTREMELY lagging me out, and it was quite frankly ticking me off. I asked Sketchz to delete the two extra posts, but he was to damn slothful to do it. So it stayed until forums were unlaggy again. Don't try to say infractioning me, when the forums are laggy.

[vSkyzv]

First off, I didn't flame any one. I flamed the idea of him being a god. Read through my post again.

As for "double posting." No, I never double posted. I triple posted. Forums were EXTREMELY lagging me out, and it was quite frankly ticking me off. I asked Sketchz to delete the two extra posts, but he was to damn slothful to do it. So it stayed until forums were unlaggy again. Don't try to say infractioning me, when the forums are laggy.

I agree.

Also this thread is huge crap. It just says he's god. I wouldn't be attacking this thread however... if it was funny!

[Senrai]

D4lagger who are u reffering too?

Chucknorris the actually actor? Or the player with a nearly perfect K/d record.....if im right i think he has no deaths whatsoever



EDIT: NVM!! i checked his record i think he just has the highest k/d ratio in the game

[WhiteRanger]

Dude, Chuck Norris is a false god. I agree, Bruce Lee was the strongest Martial Artist the world has known. But if Chuck Norris is such a "god" then why the hell is he human?

No, DO NOT tell me he is in disguise, because if he was an actual "god" then he would stop wars, and protect the earth. And he does NOT. He is only good at fighting. Sorry, but don't try to force you're false religion on us "none believers." It WRONG.

As for any other ideas, the most he can be is a diety. But in order to be a diety, you have to have atleast ONE person worship you. GUESS WHAT!? I'm considered a diety, I know someone who worships me.. I won't name them, but I am considered just that. By the way, since I'm worshiped, does that make me a god? NO? Thats BS! Chuch Norris is considered a god? Thats major BS. I wanna be a god!

( Do not show us "the holy light" in which the light is being shown through a flashlight. The reality is just that aswell.)

~Flamedruid~duyde chuck norris is god

every morning i wake up i see an advertisment of chuck norris.

every frekin day..

[Zeraninator]

those are funny but hes not god. you people need to chill out theyre just jokes

IM GOD.

[D4L4gg3r]

those are funny but hes not god. you people need to chill out theyre just jokes

IM GOD.

I agree with you Zeraninator
These are kinda funny, and Chuck isnt a god... dont know why i said that

[RhynoSnap]

lol.,. ,.man this threads r funny

[M4nkynde]

Chuck Norris is kool, dosen't matter if it's jokewise or in his career, he is still chuck norris :)

[bangaro]

there are 1000 things in a room chuck norris can kill u with including the room itsself

[Skullbad]

Why would chcuk norris stop wars? prevent fighting...Lol thats what he creates!! thats why he is a god! if you don't like this forum quit trolling and gtfo :D thanks next to flame this topic i shall infract, and i mean anyone!!!!

Its great. Chuck norris came to my town yesterday (amarillo texas) and i almost got a autograph!! it was awesome


btw if he has 5 bucks and you have100 yes he always has move :D

[Puffer]

ChuckNorris owns you shroobs. He may not be god, but he pwnz...

[MakeDamnSure]

when god said,"let there be light." CHUCK NORRIS said,"say please."