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WhiteRanger
01-23-2008, 07:52 PM
Homeless man ain’t got no rent,
Asken’ you fo’ 30 cent,
If you got it be a gent,
And drop it here my friend now watch me,

(YOU) Crank dat homeless man,
(YOU) Give me 50 cent,
(YOU) Crank dat homeless man,
(YOU) Give me 30 cent,

Homeless man don’t brush his teeth,
And I smell like Clorox bleach,
Shower zero times a week,
Look at my feet now watch me

(YOU) Crank dat homeless man,
(YOU) Crank dat homeless man,
(YOU) Crank dat homeless man,
-You got some crack?

Homeless man up in your yard,
Watch me sleep and watch me spit and
I’m starvin’ ho,
And doo-doo taste like chocolate
Got da pry now watch me bent,
Beggin’ fo’ some loshament’
When I crank dat homeless man I pull at my side and crank dat thing now

(YOU) Don’t act like you don’t know me,
‘Cause if you give me crack, I will steal yo’ *** dis trophy,

You catch me at your local bus and yes I sleep there every day,
And people hold they nose, cause, I don’t bathe, frequentlay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQb4Dkjl1hs

RogerTheRabbit
01-24-2008, 12:31 AM
Horrible remix :confused:

WhiteRanger
01-24-2008, 07:55 AM
it so funny xD

DariuS
01-24-2008, 10:47 PM
Lmao bro you should of put the vid for them.
My fav part is.

"If you gimme some crack ill steal yo *** this trophy"
Lmao funny as HELL!

Oh you did put the vid >_>
NVM!

But this shiz is still funny!
Oh...and

Homeless man up in your yard,
Watch me sleep and watch me spit and
I’m starvin’ ho,
And doo-doo taste like chocolate
Got da pry now watch me bent,
Beggin’ fo’ some loshament’
When I crank dat homeless man I pull at my side and crank dat thing now

Is rlly...
Homeless man up in yo yard watch me sleep and watch me shiit(sorry for lang)
im starvin ho and doodoo taste like chocolate
I got no pride now watch me beg
Beggin' for some lotion man When I crank dat homeless man
I pull out my sign and crank that thang.

Then the rest...!
I know dat shiz my heart homie:p

Calisniper13
01-24-2008, 11:09 PM
This is actually better than the original song

DariuS
01-24-2008, 11:35 PM
Show is kinda:confused:
Thats bad on Souljaboy'z side...

Xin
01-29-2008, 04:58 PM
there is so man crank that songs, it is a dumb song.

AlbertMond
01-31-2008, 03:35 PM
Ees t3h funneh. :eek:

daviddagger
01-31-2008, 05:56 PM
catch me at yo local bus, yes i sleep there every day.
xD

omfg.
this is a riot.

link69
01-31-2008, 06:02 PM
Homeless man ain’t got no rent,
Asken’ you fo’ 30 cent,
If you got it be a gent,
And drop it here my friend now watch me,

(YOU) Crank dat homeless man,
(YOU) Give me 50 cent,
(YOU) Crank dat homeless man,
(YOU) Give me 30 cent,

Homeless man don’t brush his teeth,
And I smell like Clorox bleach,
Shower zero times a week,
Look at my feet now watch me

(YOU) Crank dat homeless man,
(YOU) Crank dat homeless man,
(YOU) Crank dat homeless man,
-You got some crack?

Homeless man up in your yard,
Watch me sleep and watch me spit and
I’m starvin’ ho,
And doo-doo taste like chocolate
Got da pry now watch me bent,
Beggin’ fo’ some loshament’
When I crank dat homeless man I pull at my side and crank dat thing now

(YOU) Don’t act like you don’t know me,
‘Cause if you give me crack, I will steal yo’ *** dis trophy,

You catch me at your local bus and yes I sleep there every day,
And people hold they nose, cause, I don’t bathe, frequentlay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQb4Dkjl1hs


this is way better than ur lame 1:):cool:

Soulja Boy Off In This Ho
Watch me Crank It
Watch me Roll
Watch me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Ho
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)


Soulja Boy Off In This Ho
Watch me Lean And Watch Me Rock?
Super Man Dat Ho
Then Watch me Crank Dat Robocop?
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Biitch Azz
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Biitch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cause
"I Got Me some Bathing Apes"




I'm Bouncin On My Toe
Watch me take it to Areab
And he gonna take it up for sho
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Saying is them rubber bands man? (man)
Watch me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Shiit Was Ugly



I'm To Clean Off In This Ho
Watch Me Crank And
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Roosevelt
Then Super soak That Hoe,
Super Soak That Ho [x9]
I'm to Fresh Off In This Biitch
Watch Me Show
Now Watch Me Gig
Watch Me Crank My Shoulder Work
And Superman That Biitch,
Superman That Biitch,
Superman That Biitch,
Superman That Biitch,
Superman that Biitch
(Awwwwwww) (You)[/SIZE]

link69
01-31-2008, 06:05 PM
this is way better than ur lame 1

Soulja Boy Off In This Ho
Watch me Crank It
Watch me Roll
Watch me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Ho
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)


Soulja Boy Off In This Ho
Watch me Lean And Watch Me Rock?
Super Man Dat Ho
Then Watch me Crank Dat Robocop?
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Biitch Azz
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Biitch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cause
"I Got Me some Bathing Apes"




I'm Bouncin On My Toe
Watch me take it to Areab
And he gonna take it up for sho
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Saying is them rubber bands man? (man)
Watch me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Shiit Was Ugly



I'm To Clean Off In This Ho
Watch Me Crank And
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Roosevelt
Then Super soak That Hoe,
Super Soak That Ho [x9]
I'm to Fresh Off In This Biitch
Watch Me Show
Now Watch Me Gig
Watch Me Crank My Shoulder Work
And Superman That Biitch,
Superman That Biitch,
Superman That Biitch,
Superman That Biitch,
Superman that Biitch
(Awwwwwww) (You)[/size]

th3kilah
01-31-2008, 06:09 PM
who banned me im link69

WhiteRanger
01-31-2008, 06:18 PM
you were efin double posting,read rules before POSTING

devin007
01-31-2008, 07:40 PM
Horrible remix :confused:

OWCH

yea bad remix.

AdamRainey
02-01-2008, 05:48 PM
Wow.

He was ... rapping ... the lyrics very slowly.

Horrible version, though it is funny.

CheepS
02-03-2008, 03:49 PM
YES! i love it.

MEHELLO
06-27-2008, 08:59 PM
lmao i know that crank that homeless man and i think Souja Boy SUX