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Mexisawinner
10-20-2007, 09:46 PM
Ok, this game is really simple, describe your PERFECT "dream" girl in 2 sentences, no less and no longer. I will go first:

5'4-5'8 ish, blue/ brown eyes, Spanish/European, slim, well rounded. Amazing smile, great personality, Christian (my taste so haters don't hate)and smart.
TheRealOutlaw5
10-20-2007, 09:48 PM
A nymphomaniac with big boobs that owns a golf course and loves to send me fishing and hunting.
WolfHowlz
10-20-2007, 10:03 PM
a guy (i am a female -_-)
AnOddName
10-20-2007, 10:04 PM
haha at wolfeh.

Anyways:

My girlfriend.

(Pwnt)
mreitz
10-20-2007, 10:57 PM
AON'S mom :D

pwnt :)








jk...

my girlfriend :D
AnOddName
10-20-2007, 11:00 PM
AON'S mom :D

pwnt :)








jk...

my girlfriend :D

My mother is dead :'(

Only joking.

Thats what you say when someone "burns" you with a yomomma joke.

Ex:

Me: Yomomma is so fat, her doctor recommended her a diet of high protein and low carbohydrates to ensure her a healthier future.

MreitZ: My mother is dead.
Andrew02111
10-20-2007, 11:01 PM
AON'S mom :D

pwnt :)








jk...

my girlfriend :D

Lolz. Hmmm let me put it like this:

Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot. Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot.

(I think know a couple of ppls like that :) )
FATTYCANTJUMP
10-20-2007, 11:17 PM
AON's girlfriend...

And mreitz's... :)

(poon.)
Blackrulez
10-20-2007, 11:24 PM
hmm... how can i put this in a way that doesn't make me sound like a loser...

The girl at my school, a.k.a. a hottie who's smart (not a dumb beach) and can share some tiem with me at home when she's not busy....

hehehe.... o yea and btw, you guys have issues with girls
vSkyzv
10-20-2007, 11:34 PM
hmm... how can i put this in a way that doesn't make me sound like a loser...

The girl at my school, a.k.a. a hottie who's smart (not a dumb beach) and can share some tiem with me at home when she's not busy....

hehehe.... o yea and btw, you guys have issues with girls

That's what I would want. All you other people have no idea what love is.
TheRealOutlaw5
10-20-2007, 11:39 PM
That's what I would want. All you other people have no idea what love is.

have you been in love? no. i have. im pretty sure i know what love is.
USxWarrior
10-20-2007, 11:41 PM
Someone who's smart, and who is someone you can actually talk to. No, I'm not ***(homosexual), I just know that money can change looks not personality, and that the Uniform gets you the hot chicks anyways ;)


And honor I know what love is. Too bad she was crazy-in-love(literaly), and stabbed me when I broke up with her, because she was too clingy. Trust me you don't want to talk to someone constantly, all day and all night. She would literaly call me up at 2am just to talk, it would drive anyone insane.
FallinTears
10-21-2007, 12:31 AM
aons mom Ftw.
F0X
10-21-2007, 12:37 AM
Someone who likes the screename Wolfhowlz ;D jk.
Pooshonmyshoos
10-21-2007, 01:21 AM
Okay I can do mine in two words.

"Ashley Stein"
troll
10-21-2007, 01:26 AM
Doesn't touch my wallet.
Let's me touch her.
Pooshonmyshoos
10-21-2007, 04:51 AM
Doesn't touch my wallet.
Let's me touch her.


..................................................

Seriously hope your joking.
sY
10-21-2007, 01:42 PM
Gorgeus, loving, caring, smart, funny, great personality, is christian.
vSkyzv
10-21-2007, 01:44 PM
have you been in love? no. i have. im pretty sure i know what love is.

WTF! You have been stalking me? I'm not like that....................................
spr51
10-21-2007, 02:27 PM
Smart Fast runer. HOT skinny.
Misfit22
10-21-2007, 02:46 PM
Sketchz.

Sentence 2.
PhotoNegative
10-21-2007, 03:01 PM
Two sentences? Uh...
Carah. Faye.
invalidname
10-24-2007, 01:42 PM
My heart belongs to RIB.
USxWarrior
10-24-2007, 11:56 PM
Doesn't touch my wallet.
Let's me touch her.


Imposible. If that ever happens then I'm going to church because the Apocalyps is around the corner. One thing about girls is that they can always spend MORE money. (expecialy when it's your money)