FATTYCANTJUMP
05-08-2007, 10:02 PM
Ok ok ok, So i decide to go for a bike ride mk? I thought it was a nice day. So while im out i go to my girlfriends house.
BAAAD IDEA.
So i ride past her house once, twice, three times. I notice her bro is outside with her mom and her aunt. Okay, i think. So i ride past one more time and she looks out her door. Im like, awesome.
But the thing is, her bro absolutly hates white people. Yes, they're mexican. And hes in a gang AND carries a knife with him. But he dint notice me.
So anyways. Back on topic.
See, my girlfriend is smart, she looks out the door but doesnt come out.
But her older sister comes out of the door and is like hey whats up come in. Im thinking oh no... im bout to get screwed up somehow.
Her sis looks around the corner and sees Zeke (the bro). She runs back in the house and motions for me to go. At first I dint realize that Zeke had seen me but then i saw him walking to me and looking at my Girlfriend. He points at me and asks her "Thats the F@#$er?"
At this point im frozen.
I cant decide which way to go, left or right.
Then i see him reach into his pocket and pull out a switchblade.
He whips the blade out and walks at me. So i decide to go right, and quick. I start going as fast as i can on my bike, and i see him go and hop into his car. He pulls out of the driveway and floors it. I start taking back alleys and eventually get away.
BOY HOWDY! That was sure fun!
Ok before you ask, i dont know why He gets so angry when Gabby(girlfriend) has a boyfriend, not even Gabby knows.
BAAAD IDEA.
So i ride past her house once, twice, three times. I notice her bro is outside with her mom and her aunt. Okay, i think. So i ride past one more time and she looks out her door. Im like, awesome.
But the thing is, her bro absolutly hates white people. Yes, they're mexican. And hes in a gang AND carries a knife with him. But he dint notice me.
So anyways. Back on topic.
See, my girlfriend is smart, she looks out the door but doesnt come out.
But her older sister comes out of the door and is like hey whats up come in. Im thinking oh no... im bout to get screwed up somehow.
Her sis looks around the corner and sees Zeke (the bro). She runs back in the house and motions for me to go. At first I dint realize that Zeke had seen me but then i saw him walking to me and looking at my Girlfriend. He points at me and asks her "Thats the F@#$er?"
At this point im frozen.
I cant decide which way to go, left or right.
Then i see him reach into his pocket and pull out a switchblade.
He whips the blade out and walks at me. So i decide to go right, and quick. I start going as fast as i can on my bike, and i see him go and hop into his car. He pulls out of the driveway and floors it. I start taking back alleys and eventually get away.
BOY HOWDY! That was sure fun!
Ok before you ask, i dont know why He gets so angry when Gabby(girlfriend) has a boyfriend, not even Gabby knows.