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09-03-2007, 01:20 AM
okay before I start I would like to say to all those IPhone lover's that before you start spamming and flamming me for disfacing ure god please read what i say :D
okay you have probully nvr heared of the E70. First of all, the E70 has a full keyboard, not some cruddy stripped down, tap-and-pray smudgy piece of poo. Nokia uses a technology that's even more advanced than the iPhone's tap screen, allowing you to actually feel the keys you press as you're pressing them! The technology is called "tactile response," and it allows you to do things like dial a phone number without staring at your screen like a poo-chucking ape. In fact, every other cellphone ever made has this technology, sometimes called "buttons."
This keyboard will not only stomp your colon, but the colons of distant relatives of the human species such as lagomorphs, and hypothetical colons of children you haven't even had yet. Want to type a backslash? No problem. Ampersand? You bet your butt. On an iPhone, you have to press an additional button that opens up an alternate keypad that will allow you to type numbers and punctuation. So typing something as simple as elipses (...) requires you to tap your finger 9 times. Enjoy your phone, losers! People like me who have poop to do will stick to a keyboard that doesn't have its lips wrapped firmly to the user-interface equivalent of a throbbing dong:
When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough crud to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet deep in poop, which sounds cool because he could have potentially murdered a football field full of babies, but he passed on this opportunity by introducing the phone instead. He claimed that the phone was three devices in one: an iPod, a phone, and an "Internet communications device." Oooh, an Internet communications device?! AWESOME!
It's not three devices in one any more than my laptop is you morons. Using Jobs' loose definition of what constitutes a separate device, technically my laptop can be considered 7 devices in one: A clock
A calculator
An "Internet communications device"
A phone (I can make voice calls with my modem)
A video player
A word processor
And an "iPod" (see below)
There's no such thing as an iPod. The word "iPod" is a marketing tool for a hard drive with software that plays mp3s. Yeah, doesn't sound so nice now, does it you chimps? And an "internet communications device" is officially the stupidest way of saying "it has a browser." So actually it's just a phone that plays mp3s and has a browser. SNORE.
The Nokia E70 not only plays mp3s, video, has a full browser and Wi-Fi, IMAP and POP3 email, and Google Maps, but you can even run terminal software to telnet or SSH into remote servers. What that means in non-geek is that my phone is invincible. I can literally do anything. I can reboot my web server if I want, and sometimes I do just because I can:
All of this power from a phone that's over a year old, and it only costs $360. Even the browser kicks butt:
Here's a non-biased, side-by-side comparison of some key features of each phone:
iPhone Nokia E70 Resolution: 320x480 352x416 Storage: 4 or 8 gigs (fixed). Unlimited. The E70 can use hot-swappable 2 GB mini SD cards, so you can have as much storage as you want. Can customize ringtones with your own mp3s: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/red_check.gif http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/green_check.gif Can record video: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/red_check.gif http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/green_check.gif Screen turns into a smudgy piece of crude after a few minutes of use: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/green_check.gif http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/red_check.gif Can send MMS messages: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/red_check.gif http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/green_check.gif You have to send your phone to Apple when the battery dies and risk getting your phone lost, stolen, or damaged in transit: Yes. No. Plays MP3s: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/green_check.gif http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/green_check.gif Holds your phone hostage to Apple for new software updates because Apple won't allow everyone to develop applications for it: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/green_check.gif http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/red_check.gif Voice dialing: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/red_check.gif http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/green_check.gif Can record voice: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/red_check.gif http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/green_check.gif Instant messaging: No. Yes. Can't do fundamental tasks like copy & paste text: Yes. No. Double negative, !
every thing you have seen was copyed and paster and edited for language from http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone the best the best page in da universe (DONT CLICK UNLESS YOU DONT CARE IF URE PARENTS TO SEE THE HEAVY SWEARING OR THEY DONT CARE
© 2007 by Maddox
okay you have probully nvr heared of the E70. First of all, the E70 has a full keyboard, not some cruddy stripped down, tap-and-pray smudgy piece of poo. Nokia uses a technology that's even more advanced than the iPhone's tap screen, allowing you to actually feel the keys you press as you're pressing them! The technology is called "tactile response," and it allows you to do things like dial a phone number without staring at your screen like a poo-chucking ape. In fact, every other cellphone ever made has this technology, sometimes called "buttons."
This keyboard will not only stomp your colon, but the colons of distant relatives of the human species such as lagomorphs, and hypothetical colons of children you haven't even had yet. Want to type a backslash? No problem. Ampersand? You bet your butt. On an iPhone, you have to press an additional button that opens up an alternate keypad that will allow you to type numbers and punctuation. So typing something as simple as elipses (...) requires you to tap your finger 9 times. Enjoy your phone, losers! People like me who have poop to do will stick to a keyboard that doesn't have its lips wrapped firmly to the user-interface equivalent of a throbbing dong:
When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough crud to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet deep in poop, which sounds cool because he could have potentially murdered a football field full of babies, but he passed on this opportunity by introducing the phone instead. He claimed that the phone was three devices in one: an iPod, a phone, and an "Internet communications device." Oooh, an Internet communications device?! AWESOME!
It's not three devices in one any more than my laptop is you morons. Using Jobs' loose definition of what constitutes a separate device, technically my laptop can be considered 7 devices in one: A clock
A calculator
An "Internet communications device"
A phone (I can make voice calls with my modem)
A video player
A word processor
And an "iPod" (see below)
There's no such thing as an iPod. The word "iPod" is a marketing tool for a hard drive with software that plays mp3s. Yeah, doesn't sound so nice now, does it you chimps? And an "internet communications device" is officially the stupidest way of saying "it has a browser." So actually it's just a phone that plays mp3s and has a browser. SNORE.
The Nokia E70 not only plays mp3s, video, has a full browser and Wi-Fi, IMAP and POP3 email, and Google Maps, but you can even run terminal software to telnet or SSH into remote servers. What that means in non-geek is that my phone is invincible. I can literally do anything. I can reboot my web server if I want, and sometimes I do just because I can:
All of this power from a phone that's over a year old, and it only costs $360. Even the browser kicks butt:
Here's a non-biased, side-by-side comparison of some key features of each phone:
iPhone Nokia E70 Resolution: 320x480 352x416 Storage: 4 or 8 gigs (fixed). Unlimited. The E70 can use hot-swappable 2 GB mini SD cards, so you can have as much storage as you want. Can customize ringtones with your own mp3s: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/red_check.gif http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/green_check.gif Can record video: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/red_check.gif http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/green_check.gif Screen turns into a smudgy piece of crude after a few minutes of use: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/green_check.gif http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/red_check.gif Can send MMS messages: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/red_check.gif http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/green_check.gif You have to send your phone to Apple when the battery dies and risk getting your phone lost, stolen, or damaged in transit: Yes. No. Plays MP3s: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/green_check.gif http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/green_check.gif Holds your phone hostage to Apple for new software updates because Apple won't allow everyone to develop applications for it: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/green_check.gif http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/red_check.gif Voice dialing: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/red_check.gif http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/green_check.gif Can record voice: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/red_check.gif http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/green_check.gif Instant messaging: No. Yes. Can't do fundamental tasks like copy & paste text: Yes. No. Double negative, !
every thing you have seen was copyed and paster and edited for language from http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone the best the best page in da universe (DONT CLICK UNLESS YOU DONT CARE IF URE PARENTS TO SEE THE HEAVY SWEARING OR THEY DONT CARE
© 2007 by Maddox