What Started the war between red and blue?

[batdark]

Well, our experts think it happend like this!

Red guy: Give me your pie!

Blue guy: No, its my pie!

Red guy: I want it!

Blue guy: NO, ITS MINE! *Takes out pistol and head shoots red guys head*

Red guy minion 1: OMG! U PWNED KENNY!

Red guy minion 2: U MEANY!

Blue guy: He tried to steal my pie!

Both red minions: DIE MEANY! *Both take out pistol and shoot blue guys head*

Blue minions:OMG! U KILLED OUR KENNY! U MEANIES!

And so, war raged on......And it still is going on, and what happened to the pie you say? Well, who knows? But it was good!

[bigalbindy]

very close to reality....of course it was not over a cookie. it was over a much more powerful, life sustaining force.....PIE!!!!!

[J90]

It was bacon...


I would know. I was the Blue guy.



But its ok...


I respawned in 4 seconds. =D

[Puffer]

nice story that started all with pie......ahhh ppl and their pie these days

[batdark]

Check out the follow up of this story, the pie of power!

[saoslamer]

the war started over the sustainer of life
which is pie, but the red guy wanted to trade some piece of unknown
crap for the pie. blue said no. red said yes. blue said no and shot red.
red respawned and shot blue. then it turned into war. to this day, nobody knows where the pie ended up, or what the piece of crap was.

[maggerz]

lol dude ur sig is from the simpsons season 3 episode 12'treehouse of horror III'

btw i would kill for a donut like homer instead of pie man rofl

[J90]

It wasn't pie...


It was bacon man. Edit that.

[REDCHANCE180]

red guy:hey ill trade my stinky feet for ur shoes
blue guy:but i like my shoes
red guy:but i want em wahhh(continuos crying
blue guy:no no way
red guy:u will give me them
blue guy:oh yeah
red guy:yeah
blue guy:yeah
red guy:yeah
blue guy:yeah i will rite now
3 DAYS LATER
red guy:(tired voice) yeah
blue guy:yeah(cough)(cough)
red guy:(shoots blue guy with his glock 2 in the head cuts his feet off puts them on the dead blue guy takes his shoes)
red guy:(then figures out he has no feet)
red guy:(then goes in a rage and starts killing every blue guy in sight)
green guy:kills him 2 days later
THAT IS WHY THERES NO GREEN GUYS AVAILABLE

[WolfHowlz]

yes it started with pie! But it went more like this...
*awe music plays*
(pans to pie in a glass box w/ glowing light)
Blue: zomg! Its so beautiful with pie goodness! We must take it for ourselves!
*red appears*
Red: not on our watch!
*blue looks up*
Blue: dam! Its the cursed red!
*blank101 skips across screen*
Red: ...
Blue: ...
Blank101: (to red) you're pretty... *skips outta view*
*red is distracted*
*blue steals pie aka artifact*
Blue: muhha!!
Red: oh noes! We must get the pie of aremesiente back!!

This is how assault was made

[ZombieDude101]

nice story that started all with pie......ahhh ppl and their pie these daysI ate the pie!

[KyubiNaruto]

Red guy: hey you wana go out some time?

Blue girl: sure, but you are a red person, people wouldnt like it.

Red guy: so, we can keep it a secret?

Blue Girl: well... ok...

3 months later and they are dating happily

Blue Girl: hey red!

Red guy: what?

Blue girl: IM PREGNANT!!!!!!

Red guy:...thats...good...I guess

9 months later

Doctor: ITS A...! Red boy???

Red guy: OH NOES!!!!!

Blue Father:... YOU PEICE OF &@$%!!!!1!1!!!

Blue girl: woo woowooowowow <--- STILL DISY ON MORPHEANE

Red guy:... Um she was hitting on me!

Blue girl: WHAT???

Red guy: ............ (RUNS AWAY!!)

Blue Father: get that son of a @$&@$!!!

blue father pulls out P90 and fire of at em

Red guy: OH NOES (pulls out L-85)

Doctor: ZOMG J00 HAX N00B!!!

and thats how the war started

[jeffysnipe]

Well, our experts think it happend like this!

Red guy: Give me your pie!

Blue guy: No, its my pie!

Red guy: I want it!

Blue guy: NO, ITS MINE! *Takes out pistol and head shoots red guys head*

Red guy minion 1: OMG! U PWNED KENNY!

Red guy minion 2: U MEANY!

Blue guy: He tried to steal my pie!

Both red minions: DIE MEANY! *Both take out pistol and shoot blue guys head*

Blue minions:OMG! U KILLED OUR KENNY! U MEANIES!

And so, war raged on......And it still is going on, and what happened to the pie you say? Well, who knows? But it was good!

What r u like 3?

[RogerTheRabbit]

yes it started with pie! But it went more like this...
*awe music plays*
(pans to pie in a glass box w/ glowing light)
Blue: zomg! Its so beautiful with pie goodness! We must take it for ourselves!
*red appears*
Red: not on our watch!
*blue looks up*
Blue: dam! Its the cursed red!
*blank101 skips across screen*
Red: ...
Blue: ...
Blank101: (to red) you're pretty... *skips outta view*
*red is distracted*
*blue steals pie aka artifact*
Blue: muhha!!
Red: oh noes! We must get the pie of aremesiente back!!

This is how assault was made

Is there something I don't know about Blank?

[hchanman]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, My Piiiiiiieeeeee

[agapitos]

that is a really dum story...its a game...dont go makin stories

[Soldier420]

its a funny story i like it and btw i think cake came in the war somewhere

[MakeDamnSure]

"I like pie and I cannot deny!"

[Sinful]

Omfg froobs, It was so pease pudding!

Red: I <3 My pease pudding
Server: Blue stole Red's pease pudding.
Red: Typ3 k1ll n00b!
Blue: Lawlz I haz teh pease pudding!
Server: Red blew blue's head off.
Blue: You just killed me?
Red: Zomfg it was an accident!
Blue: yeah right n00b, Ill spawn in 4 seconds and kick your ***!
Server: Red01 Has joined the game.
Server: Red01 Has joined blue team.
Red01: O_O
Wisper to Red01: Steal my pease pudding back while your in there base!
Server: Blue killed Red01.
Red: WTF! H@X! H3 0n ure teem!
Blue: Lawlz noob teh pease pudding b3 m1n3!

After a very courageos battle, neither side had won. This battle created some serios wars such as:
Bloodz vs Cryptz
Canada vs America
Chuck Norris vs Bruce Lee
Leroy Jenkins vs Assassinator
Sinful vs All of the above ^^

See thats how it started, blue stole reds pease pudding!
I am sorry, but thats how it happend red was cooler, until evil blues took their pease pudding!

Pease Pudding hot, Pease pudding cold, Pease pudding in the pot...9 DAYS OLD!
-Salad Fingers

[hchanman]

Mwahahaha...... My PPPIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,


Not Pudding

[Tman340]

we all are a part of this war lol

[guitarguy]

No, it wasn't pie, it was a tray of accurately timed fishcakes.

Don't get it? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWytlGFpsmo

[TopHatMan]

I killed a blue
I killed a red
I told blue that red killed a blue
I told red that blue killed a red
MAGIC!

[ace12174]

haha thats funny i like pie

[hchanman]

that is a really dum story...its a game...dont go makin stories

What the F*** is your problem? If we want to make stories about MAHHHH PIEEEEE, then we will. The point of this game is to have fun, so making stories just makes it more fun.

Blue: MMMMM, pie smells good. :D
Red: (takes pie from blue) Mwahahaha, the pie is mine!!!
Blue: *Pulls out pistol, kneecaps red* Give me mah pie back you mofo
Red: AARRRGGGHHHHH, F*** YOU, F****** A******. *Pulls out pistol, shoots blue in gut* Now you will never eat pie. (Crawls away, pulls pie with him)
Blue 2: (Sees red crawling away with HOLY PIE, sees blue shot in gut) *Aims with L-85 and blows off reds head* (Goes and grabs pie, blue respawns)
Red: (respawns) *Pulls P90 sprays blue* :P

And they're still fighting to this day. Though granted, about 300,000 other red and blues have come to join the fight, finding different worlds/matches and fighting each other.

To the mods if you want to infract me for swearing:
Don't give me an infraction for swearing again. I self censored. Just like last time in fact. The same thing other people do.

[BANGdead]

No No No It started out like this!

Red: So blue guy...who should we call this newbie...
Blue:I know! We shall call him BANGdead
*Crassshhhh*
Red:Ahh he escaped from his cage!
Blue:It's all your fault!
Red:No it's all your fault!
*Red and Blue Fight*
BANGdead:I like pie

[PlayerArc]

They might have been fighting over a rocket launcher insted of pie!