When life gives you lemons...

[Zapurdead]

... back then, we were too poor to afford sugar. Having even an ounce of sugar was strictly for the rich, I say! And lemons? Fresh lemons cost a week's pay. Fresh water? There is no fresh water here!

[skook]

when life give you lemons squirt someone in the eye and run like hell

[FATTYCANTJUMP]

when life give you lemons squirt someone in the eye and run like hell

No you have it all wrong.

When life gives you lemons, you make beef stew.

-Andy Milonakis

[WolfHowlz]

when life gives you lemon exchange them at the grocery store for some apples!!

[unholyXmosher]

When life gives you lemons, shoot him in the head cuz lemons are horrible :D

[swagger30]

when life gives u lemons, make lemon-gernades =D

[nitemareman4]

when life gives u lemons, make lemon-gernades =D

noo non no no no when life gives u lemons u don't take it because life isn't a person =].

[xxxMetallicaxxx]

wow y'all are really getting into this, ok...
when life gives you lemons take it...cuz you always accept food from a stranger.

[nitemareman4]

nah i don't need too grab em

[mreitz]

when life gives you lemon exchange them at the grocery store for some apples!!

and then you take the apples and make a pie :D

[g4m2m4st3r]

when life gives u lemons u go to a club and meet someone thats rich

[Ymmuri]

When life gives you lemons you throw them back at life.
or
When life gives you lemons you say "WTF THIS IS ALL I GET?!?
or
When life gives you lemons you turn them into military-grade bazooka ammunition and shoot them at your enemies (right now brokenglass cause he gave me an infraction for "advertising" :mad::D

[Epsilon]

When life gives you lemons, throw them at a home less person.

[Sargeant27]

When life gives you lemons (stopped typing because fingers were cramped and they hurt from typing that much, that much being "when life gives you lemons")

[Zeraninator]

When life gives you lemons, it is the signal to start plan world takeover. Your first line of duty: Destroy Wozzy

[brohana]

well when life gives me lemons, i make lemonade (you guys are retarded)

[Sargeant27]

You cant make lemonade with just lemons, r-tard.

[bretthotbod]

and then you take the apples and make a pie :D

pie is good, i like the way u think

[slimshadyinc]

when life gives you leamons, throw them back and tell life to make its own god damn leamonade

[bangaro]

when life gives u lemons make apple juice and every one will ask u how did u do that?

[superfreaky]

when life gives u lemons make grape juice and sit back and let the world wonder how the hell u did it

[Champ24best]

guys when life gives you lemons you squeeze them =)

[Champ24best]

when life gives you lemons you chuck them at a fat kid and make him cry

[Ajax346]

When life gives you lemons, make a Chuck Norris statue, cuz he'll kill you if you don't...

[Libra]

When life gives you lemons, STFU AND EAT THOSE GOD DAMN LEMONS.

Well said.

[JediLucas5]

... back then, we were too poor to afford sugar. Having even an ounce of sugar was strictly for the rich, I say! And lemons? Fresh lemons cost a week's pay. Fresh water? There is no fresh water here!

When life gives you lemons you egg the kid outside mowing the lawn.