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LordJoker
07-29-2007, 12:43 PM
On the show Man Vs Wild I've seen this man drink his own urine, manage to capture a running rabbit, snap it's neck, then eat it. Also survive the harshest enviroments. This got me thinking, can this man take on Chuck Norris? What do you think?

Inaxio
07-29-2007, 01:41 PM
No.
Chuck Norris always owns.
Roundhouse kick.

And also you will get one.

PawnScript
07-29-2007, 04:04 PM
He looks like him. I'm not sure though.

DuckFan4Life
07-29-2007, 04:05 PM
I watch Man vs. Wild it's cool but it depends on what you mean by take him on. In a fight, Chuck Norris no doubt, in surviving, most likely Bear Grylls. Though I already know almost everyone that posts here is going to probably say Chuck Norris.

invalidname
07-30-2007, 11:14 AM
Bear Gryll looks nothing like Chuck Noris, Man VS Wild owns. Survivor man sucks; Chuck Norris could kick the shiz out of Bear in a fight. Surviving would be Bear Gryll. :rolleyes:

greb
07-30-2007, 11:27 AM
You just insulted Chuck Norris. Congrats, hes going to digest your family.

Danny
07-30-2007, 11:53 AM
Bear Gryll looks nothing like Chuck Noris, Man VS Wild owns. Survivor man sucks; Chuck Norris could kick the shiz out of Bear in a fight. Surviving would be Bear Gryll. :rolleyes:

BS. Bear has a camera crew following him around. That jankes is fake. SM>MvW.

troll
07-30-2007, 12:16 PM
danny you have no idea that your talking about, he has one person following him with a camera, or sometimes its just him, one time, in the alps, a storm came in so bear gylls had to cut open a bear and they went inside to stay warm. O_O It is real..he is really surviving..

Knux57
07-30-2007, 12:47 PM
Chuck Norris has AIDS.
There I said it.

Bear Grylls FTW!

painisstrength
07-30-2007, 01:34 PM
Reality > Imagination

therefore

Bear > Chuck

Knux57
07-30-2007, 04:10 PM
Lets see Chuck Norris get out of this.

European Alps

Part 1 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=63O-XqB4YgY&mode=related&search=)
Part 2 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=B3FFRWNO4jU&mode=related&search=)
Part 3 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=c7LeZZ5WZF0&mode=related&search=)
Part 4 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=vV2zMZ1Z4Jw&mode=related&search=)
Part 5 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=fHdOTLfbExs&mode=related&search=)
Part 6 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=DHQ_jSbWvyw&mode=related&search=)

Ymmuri
07-30-2007, 04:37 PM
Chuck Norris isn't that great
Yea i said it!

SketchZ
07-30-2007, 05:56 PM
You just insulted Chuck Norris. Congrats, hes going to digest your family.

*calls Chuck Norris* Oh, noez.. He also wants to roundhouse rape your family. :O!!!