xXJinyangerXx
11-09-2009, 09:36 PM
Random advice that you probably shouldn't listen to.
Unless you're smart.
Golden Rule: Be Polite (Think Before you type)
1. Contrary to popular belief, heavying while you're up is one of the smartest things to do in clan wars.
2. Camping is very smart unless they realize nading you would be an easy way to kill you.
3. Ignore the people who think every game is extremely serious and start calling you "noob", "froob", "narb", "choob", "thrower" or say "that's sad" etc.
*Not ignoring may lead in the result of a type kill, and a loss.*
4.Flaming other people makes you lose focus, get type killed, and makes you look like a loser who's whole life is the internet.
5. Occasionally, replying with wit may really help you mentally, and make them angry.
Example: Person 1: OMGWTF YOU THROW SO HARD!!!
Person 2: Thank you and you Catch very well.
Example: Person 1: Wow you noob GTFO.
Person 2: I would, If I wasn't winning.
6. I cannot stress this enough LISTEN TO THE RADIO COMMANDS
7. In 4v4 battles or less, make one person the "Commander" who tells what the others to to do. Organization is key
8. If you're down a player go HEAVY.
9. If you want to annoy/please mods, suck up to them.
10.If you want to annoy/please mods, be rebellious.
11.If you want to annoy/please mods, stay in the same game/lobby as them and pm them.
12. Implement a "Horny/Retarded Pre-Teen Radar" before entering the lobby to detect and ignore some of the players.
13. When you are flamed by PM, sometimes they may be misfired (sent to the wrong person), so just say thank you and wait to see if they say "sorry wrong person"
Unless you're smart.
Golden Rule: Be Polite (Think Before you type)
1. Contrary to popular belief, heavying while you're up is one of the smartest things to do in clan wars.
2. Camping is very smart unless they realize nading you would be an easy way to kill you.
3. Ignore the people who think every game is extremely serious and start calling you "noob", "froob", "narb", "choob", "thrower" or say "that's sad" etc.
*Not ignoring may lead in the result of a type kill, and a loss.*
4.Flaming other people makes you lose focus, get type killed, and makes you look like a loser who's whole life is the internet.
5. Occasionally, replying with wit may really help you mentally, and make them angry.
Example: Person 1: OMGWTF YOU THROW SO HARD!!!
Person 2: Thank you and you Catch very well.
Example: Person 1: Wow you noob GTFO.
Person 2: I would, If I wasn't winning.
6. I cannot stress this enough LISTEN TO THE RADIO COMMANDS
7. In 4v4 battles or less, make one person the "Commander" who tells what the others to to do. Organization is key
8. If you're down a player go HEAVY.
9. If you want to annoy/please mods, suck up to them.
10.If you want to annoy/please mods, be rebellious.
11.If you want to annoy/please mods, stay in the same game/lobby as them and pm them.
12. Implement a "Horny/Retarded Pre-Teen Radar" before entering the lobby to detect and ignore some of the players.
13. When you are flamed by PM, sometimes they may be misfired (sent to the wrong person), so just say thank you and wait to see if they say "sorry wrong person"