DINO. SAURS/c

[Eiliosdraye]

DINOSAURS ARE EVIL
Why fear dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs are BIG
Dinosaurs cannot be harmed by conventional weapons
Dinosaurs can EAT YOU IN ONE BITE
DINOSAURS CAN SPIT OUT A TYPE OF ACID THAT REACTS WITH THE AIR TO MOVE FAST. IN LAYMANS TERMS, THEY SHOOT FIRE BREATH. DRAGONS WERE BASED ON THIS, BUT DINOSAURS CAN'T FLY. THEY JUST HAVE "WINGS" TO GLIDE.[/size]
And more...


BUT EILIOS, DINOSAURS DIED YEARS AGO!
That's what they want you to think. Dinosaurs are allied with the Saurials, an ancient race of lizard-men who are highly poisonous. They later evolved into Komodo Dragons. Dinosaurs hide underground, coming out to pray on teenagers.

FACT: Almost half a million teens around the world "disappear". Teens are Dinosaurs' favourite food. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

Dinosaurs are more intelligent then you would think. Back in ancient days, Dinosaurs had built colossal jungle cities. But then the Saurials came. They fought for years, until they realised a bigger threat was coming. Mammals did not lay eggs(which had to be protected), mammals did not have to move to land that keeps them warm(they are not cold blooded). This gave them tactical advantage. The Dinosaurs realised when the mammals got larger, they would be closer and closer to extinction, so they hid underground at the meteor strike, they figured the humans would suspect them. They murdered tons of Saurials(much stupider versions of Dinosaurs that later evolved into an Anthropomorphic shape) and used them to fake skeletons, and hid.

FACT: Dinosaurs are found everywhere, but nobody has real proof on how intelligent they were.
Dinosaurs are invading politics to gain control over everything.

Dinosaurs have invaded the US. Every major US president is doing work for Dinosaurs.
Chinese worship Dragons. Those are actually DINOSAURS!
In Japan, people fear Godzilla. GODzilla anyone?


There are 3 ways to kill a dinosaur.


EXPLOSIONS.
A Crossbow bolt to the heart.
Nunchucks, when spiked correctly, can rip scales off. Scales are embedded into the skin. If you rip off at least 100 scales(about 20 strikes[a ninja can do that in like 10 seconds]) it will be in such extreme pain it will run away. You can also stab it: dinosaurs bleed a TON and bleed to death fast.


FACT: Crossbows AND Nunchucks are outlawed in most parts of the world. THE DINOSAURS ARE MAKING THE POLITICIANS DO IT.

THERE IS NO WAY TO PREVENT THIS MENACE EXCEPT BY HAVING CROSSBOWS AND SPIKED NUNCHUCKS READY. OBAMA IS ALLIED WITH THE DINOSAURS. DO NOT VOTE FOR HIM!

[AnOddName]

Life is like fighting a dinosaur. It's hard

[Calisniper13]

OBAMA IS ALLIED WITH THE DINOSAURS. DO NOT VOTE FOR HIM!

A little late with this news aren't you?

[Eiliosdraye]

WARN YOUR FRIENDS/c

[acejunior]

omg, YOU MUST READ IT..

eilios hide your kids .-.

[Killah]

I'll stick to the explosion part.

[Villyer]

Right.

But dinosaurs have big heads and little arms.

[Toast]

A little late with this news aren't you?

2012, the reelection. And that's if he's still in office... :)

[Eiliosdraye]

DINOSAURS BREATH FRIGGING FIRE MAN. WHO NEEDS ARMS WHEN YOU CAN LIGHT S##T ON FIRE WITH YOUR MOUTH./c

[Toast]

The dinosaurs are allied with the Nazis!

[Eiliosdraye]

The dinosaurs are allied with the Nazis!

YES! THE JEWS WERE BECOMING INCREDIBLY RICH. SO RICH THEY COULD AFFORD TO MASS PRODUCE NUNCHUCKS, GRENADES, AND CROSSBOWS! SOMEBODY GETS IT!/c

[acejunior]

DINOSAURS BREATH FRIGGING FIRE MAN. WHO NEEDS ARMS WHEN YOU CAN LIGHT S##T ON FIRE WITH YOUR MOUTH./c

your mum :o
wait did u get this article out of the History Magazine kids editon #23 section 304 page 45 in the top left corner again?

The dinosaurs allied with the Nazis!

YES! THE JEWS WERE BECOMING INCREDIBLY RICH. SO RICH THEY COULD AFFORD TO MASS PRODUCE NUNCHUCKS, GRENADES, AND CROSSBOWS! SOMEBODY GETS IT!/c

How Bout North Korea ...

[Eiliosdraye]

OF COURSE. NUKES ARE VERY POWERFUL, IF THE DINOSAURS HAD THEM, THEY WOULD WIN. OF COURSE THE US IS TOO POWERFUL TO MASS PRODUCE NUKES WITHOUT MAJOR BACKLASH./c

[TopHatMan]

I'm not seeing how a gun wouldnt hurt a dinosaur.
Especially a shotgun.

[Eiliosdraye]

I'm not seeing how a gun wouldnt hurt a dinosaur.
Especially a shotgun.

It's scales are too hard. It would absorb most of the blast. You need to take away the scales, or hit it's belly, which is often protected. Sure, a sniper could take out one, but Dinosaurs travel in threes, and after the first shot, you're defenceless.

[Toast]

Over time, dinosaurs developed thick bullet resistant armor plating that layers over their skin. Of course it is too thin to notice or feel.

[Eiliosdraye]

Dinosaur scales are designed to absorb bullets, because Saurial claws were more blunt then sharp.

[KiteRider]

But dinosaurs have big heads and little arms.


That's probably what they want you to think.

Why does this remind me of Restored Generation...
@THM Unless their scales developed the properties of Kelvar, similar to the chin of Marcus and Dom from GoW.

[TopHatMan]

I think a shotgun would go through biological scales more then a crossbow bolt would.

[BANGdead]

I heard dinosaurs are related to chickens.

[Eiliosdraye]

I heard dinosaurs are related to chickens.

They want you to think that.

[Calisniper13]

I'll just use an asteroid. Asteroid>Dinosaur.

[Toast]

The asteroid didn't hit the moon. They relocated to their moon colonies as soon as their long range satellite sensors pick it up. No actual dinosaurs were harmed by an asteroid.

[BANGdead]

They want you to think that.

Oh really? Dinosaur scales are the same texture as chicken feet. I know that because I work for the government.

[Calisniper13]

The asteroid didn't hit the moon. They relocated to their moon colonies as soon as their long range satellite sensors pick it up. No actual dinosaurs were harmed by an asteroid.

That's what they want you to think.

[Toxic]

Is this thread about Dinosaurs hiding? Really? Like are you serious? Lol, well we will never know I guess..

[Pope]

I'll hit them with mai BOOMSTICK (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b3/Little-david_an_US_siege_mortar_world_war_II.jpg/300px-Little-david_an_US_siege_mortar_world_war_II.jpg) AKA a Little David.

[Sharpkill]

Do dinosaurs watch pron? if they do, i can use that as a weakness...

[Pope]

Yea, they like pronz and pancakes. I will shoot them with my little david when they are preoccupied.

[xHotRodMan]

If we were cavemen then we would have something to worry about. This is the 21st century amirite? We have computers god damnit!

[Hamo]

It's hard

Sorry...Just had to >_>

Dinosawrs are like gaint....lol i dunno. D:

But yea dinosaursursus are dead so.....YAY!

[MasterKillerGOD]

Dinosaurs go rawer.

[Pochitos]

But yea dinosaursursus are dead so.....YAY!

That's what they want you to think.

[Pook]

Wait. Dinosaurs should've evolved by now.

[Nick]

They want you to think that.

That's what they want you to think.

That's what they want you to think.

That's probably what they want you to think.

Dammit, the bots are allied with the Dino's!

[DeathX69]

dinosaurs brains are the size of walnuts >_>

[Pook]

dinosaurs brains are the size of walnuts >_>

That's what they want you to think...

[RaptorZ]

That's what they want you to think...

They Want you to think that thats what they want you to think.

[TopHatMan]

I'll hit them with mai BOOMSTICK (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b3/Little-david_an_US_siege_mortar_world_war_II.jpg/300px-Little-david_an_US_siege_mortar_world_war_II.jpg) AKA a Little David.

Good thing I have a portable one contained in my trousers.

[Pook]

They Want you to think that thats what they want you to think.

Then these dinosaurs must be smart. What if they want you to think that they want you to think that they want you to think?

[KiteRider]

Dammit, the bots are allied with the Dino's!


That's what we want you to think.


Then these dinosaurs must be smart. What if they want you to think that they want you to think that they want you to think?


No. These dinosaurs simply want to confuse us.

Or maybe that's what they want you to think ^.

[WolfHowlz]

I always wanted a pterodactyl as a pet, but then a stupid meteor killed them all. DAMN YOU METEOR!!

[FlippysKnife]

but then a stupid meteor killed them all. Damn you meteor!!
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Lolz .

[Eiliosdraye]

Telling the world about the dinosaurs is not helping the dinosaurs. It's hurting them; they are trying to hide, and we are figuring out they are there.

[Toast]

I always wanted a pterodactyl as a pet, but then a stupid meteor killed them all. DAMN YOU METEOR!!

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o12/Krissydb7/DNA-01.gif

Pull a Jurassic Park and make your own from frog eggs.

[Pochitos]

Then these dinosaurs must be smart. What if they want you to think that they want you to think that they want you to think?
I doubt it. If that's what they wanted you to think, then they'd want us to think that they want us to think that we are thinking that that's what they want you to think.

[RaptorZ]

Dinosaurs dont Exist...

[Toast]

Dinosaurs dont Exist...

Says the dinosaur!

[RaptorZ]

You must not know that we exist!!!!

[Toast]

You must not know that we exist!!!!

Cat's out of the bag.

[Xenu]

I eat dinosaurs for breakfast.

[Tipit]

Cat's out of the bag.

im pretty sure dragon flys are dinasuars according to scientific evidence.

What is a dinosaur?

[ConArtist]

DINosAURs are FtW!

[RaptorZ]

I eat dinosaurs for breakfast.

Then why am i Alive huh?

[Toast]

What is a dinosaur?

This be one of many terrifying variations.
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/anonymousrex31/Dinosaurs/Brontosaurus.jpg

[Xenu]

Then why am i Alive huh?

You taste nasty.

[Kaspersky]

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/9519/dinobackwards.png

[Toast]

This species is especially dangerous.
http://i381.photobucket.com/albums/oo258/thagizzle213/velociraptor.jpg

[Calisniper13]

http://www.orbit.zkm.de/files/asteroidnight.jpg

I win.

[Toast]

http://www.orbit.zkm.de/files/asteroidnight.jpg

I win.

No, you fail. That Earth has lights.

[Calisniper13]

No, you fail. That Earth has lights.

I still win.

[Toast]

I still win.

How so? tc

[Villyer]

No, you fail. That Earth has lights.


Yeah. the dinosaurs were advanced enough for lights. They just make you think they were uncivilized.

[Twilly]

im pretty sure dragon flys are dinasuars according to scientific evidence.

What is a dinosaur?

Dragonflies belong in the insect catogory.

Dinosaurs are a group of thriving reptiles that started out being bipedal carnivors in the Triassic era, which later evolved into the four legged walking Brachiasaurus and Tricerotops. And then onto evolving into modern day birds.

Marine reptiles and Terrorsaurs are not dinosaurs.











http://i25.tinypic.com/24b9a4i.jpg

FEAR TEH PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS

[Toast]

Yeah. the dinosaurs were advanced enough for lights. They just make you think they were uncivilized.

No way, they have advanced eyesight which is equal to the the quality of night vision goggles. No lights.

[Calisniper13]

How so? tc

Those weren't lights.

[Toast]

Those weren't lights.

Do explain.

[Calisniper13]

Do explain.

Don't question me boy.

[Toast]

Don't question me boy.

I DO WHAT I WANT. EXPLAIN IT DAMMIT! c