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Sharpkill
06-29-2009, 03:46 PM
I tried cleaning up the spaghetti on the porch of my house with this 'amazing' device.

Nothing came off.

CURSE YOU SHAMWOW!
RaptorZ
06-29-2009, 03:47 PM
Maybe You should try Oxi Clean.
DeathX69
06-29-2009, 03:47 PM
its used to asorb liquids...
i think the name should be SCAM WOW (not really cause it works great on liwuids)
wut
06-29-2009, 03:48 PM
Sham-Wow works on liquids,

not sauce.

And it works great on liquids.
lilcuriousdude7
06-29-2009, 03:49 PM
its used to asorb liquids...

Well some people would assume you can absorb solids with it..but LMFAO
maybe he mean something else ? i have never used it so i wouldn't know if it is really effective or not:P
DeathX69
06-29-2009, 03:50 PM
Well some people would assume you can absorb solids with it..but LMFAO
maybe he mean something else ? i have never used it so i wouldn't know if it is really effective or not:P

spagethi sauce is not really liquid >_> wow people think it can asorb solid s lul
lul shrapnel u ruined a perfectly good
SCAMWOW
Villyer
06-29-2009, 04:08 PM
It doesnt really work that well...

We got one for out grandparents, and my sister decided to test it so she spilled a little bit of water on her clothes, but the Sham Wow didnt get it off. =/
maggerz
06-29-2009, 04:19 PM
It doesnt really work that well...

We got one for out grandparents, and my sister decided to test it so she spilled a little bit of water on her clothes, but the Sham Wow didnt get it off. =/

Did she spill it on her bewbs? Bet your grandfather got his ancient boner.
Eiliosdraye
06-29-2009, 06:40 PM
Shamwow is not a magical vortex that will trap foreign objects in another dimension where they burn and are compressed to the size of atoms and converted into electrical energy thus giving you superpowers, it's a god damn towel.
Twilly
06-29-2009, 06:46 PM
Awww
I was hoping this was a thread on that Vince guy dying.
To bad...
SneaK
06-29-2009, 10:42 PM
I tried cleaning up the spaghetti on the porch of my house with this 'amazing' device.

Nothing came off.

CURSE YOU SHAMWOW!

Don't listen to commercial advertisements. <.<
HWV
06-29-2009, 10:46 PM
Did she spill it on her bewbs? Bet your grandfather got his ancient boner.
spam fail

Shamwow is not a magical vortex that will trap foreign objects in another dimension where they burn and are compressed to the size of atoms and converted into electrical energy thus giving you superpowers, it's a god damn towel.
yes it is.

FACT: One sham-wow can dry up an ocean. Use it carefully.

FACT: It's for liquids. Not sauce.

Also, I don't know about the effectiveness when the liquid is already soaked up into clothing.
SeasonalTNT
06-29-2009, 10:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab5IwgcJRiE

I prefer this product. It's a lot better than ShamWow.
Toast
06-29-2009, 11:19 PM
EVERYONE! SHUT UP! I used it to clean up some soda I spilled on the coffee table. THE WHOLE DAMN TABLE GOT ABSORBED. THIS ***** SOAKS UP SOLIDS! NO LIE!
maggerz
06-29-2009, 11:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab5IwgcJRiE

I prefer this product. It's a lot better than ShamWow.

You sir, are full of win.
Toast
06-29-2009, 11:41 PM
Just watched it. WOO HOO!
mreitz
06-29-2009, 11:45 PM
my sham-wow turned blue in the washing machine!!!
Hamo
06-30-2009, 01:04 AM
lol your not smart. Hardley any towls are gonna pick up spaggetti corectly.\


MASSIVE TYPO'S!
Musle345
06-30-2009, 08:36 AM
I saw this on TV ONCE.
Then I never saw or heard of it again...
Until I saw this thread.
It doesnt pick up solids LOL...
jinyanger
06-30-2009, 02:47 PM
infomercial items are indespensible
DeathX69
06-30-2009, 02:51 PM
EVERYONE! SHUT UP! I used it to clean up some soda I spilled on the coffee table. THE WHOLE DAMN TABLE GOT ABSORBED. THIS ***** SOAKS UP SOLIDS! NO LIE!

the SCAMWOW cant soak up solids..... stop lieing.
liquidnitrogen
06-30-2009, 03:19 PM
I bet Billy Mays product Zorbeez would have got the job done. Not that knock off ''shamwow'' towel. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWRGRZCvLmg
Godfather
06-30-2009, 03:37 PM
Sham wow is only for liquids. Watch the add more carefully. Also read box.
TehDarkKnife
06-30-2009, 03:53 PM
Sham wow is only for liquids. Watch the add more carefully. Also read box.
Liez can it absorb plasma u dont know so exactly.
And it can absorb peanut butter but the towel will be ruined
liquidnitrogen
06-30-2009, 04:13 PM
Can it absorb a soquid? If i spill my frosty can i clean it up with a shamwow towell?
Chris
06-30-2009, 04:15 PM
Shamwow is not a magical vortex that will trap foreign objects in another dimension where they burn and are compressed to the size of atoms and converted into electrical energy thus giving you superpowers, it's a god damn towel.

aww D: i never knew that. thanks for clearing that up.
adrw
06-30-2009, 04:24 PM
its used for liquids?
Toast
06-30-2009, 05:49 PM
Liez can it absorb plasma u dont know so exactly.

Do you mean bodily plasma or the element form known as plasma? If you are speaking of the latter, it is a very high temperature gas. ShamWOW would be gone before you even touch it.
Kirby887
07-01-2009, 04:10 AM
Awww
I was hoping this was a thread on that Vince guy dying.
To bad...
Don't we all twilly xD I hate that guy >.<
EmuBoy
07-01-2009, 04:18 AM
A sham wow is like a large ammount of compress anti matter that is magically destroying the liquid and not other matter then capturing the atoms and reformating them for a alternate universe made of anti matter that when some one in that universe use a sham wow made of matter it transfers bad to the sham wow made of anti matter so it can be released.

Confusing kinda i will make a diagram dont worry it will explaiing every thing

the SCAMWOW cant soak up solids..... stop lieing.

this is wat your talking about :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab5IwgcJRiE&feature=channel_page

GO NIGAHIGA =DDDDDD even though his is hawaiin that is close enough to azan woot
g0ne
07-01-2009, 02:40 PM
dude, i got a shammie BIATCH
:p