My Grandfather = Transvestite?! [Archive] - Pawn

Twilly

06-28-2009, 03:20 AM

Well, I'm sitting here. Minding my own business when my mom comes in and tells me one of my relatives are a transvestite. Well, I kept guessing, and finally my last sarcastic guess hit the mark. I was hoping it was one of my dead grandfathers, but it's the one I'm going on vacation with.
How do I know he is? I have a video of it. I can't justify that he is a transey, but it sure is homosexual how he prances around in stripper cloths and jiggles his @ss for the camera.
I'm a bit traumatized right now, and I won't show the video for privacy reasons. But I will swear on anything that you hold holy.

nKk2

06-28-2009, 03:28 AM

I'm sorry to hear that

Timeline

06-28-2009, 03:30 AM

God is getting his revenge.

Toast

06-28-2009, 03:30 AM

God is getting his revenge.

I srsly lol'd. Oh btw Twilly, I left some <3 on your profile.

Twilly

06-28-2009, 03:32 AM

God is getting his revenge.

You really think that?!

First, I'm suspended from my class.
Then my parents do it from five feet from me.
Get 3 unfair bans.
And now my grandfather is a tranny.

God can BURN THEN!

Knux57

06-28-2009, 03:33 AM

God is getting his revenge.

Yeah, and you're getting revenge on yourself if you dedicate your life to something completely ridiculous...

AlbertMond

06-28-2009, 03:35 AM

You really think that?!

First, I'm suspended from my class.
Then my parents do it from five feet from me.
Get 3 unfair bans.
And now my grandfather is a tranny.

God can BURN THEN!

You betta pray He didn't hear that.
SCHA-ZING!

Twilly

06-28-2009, 03:36 AM

You betta pray He didn't hear that.
SCHA-ZING!

I'll pray to Zeus before him.

I'm just soo traumatized.

Quantooce

06-28-2009, 03:43 AM

And your mother tells you this now?

Twilly

06-28-2009, 03:44 AM

And your mother tells you this now?

Found out last night.

Quantooce

06-28-2009, 03:46 AM

Why did she wait until then to tell you?

Twilly

06-28-2009, 03:52 AM

Why did she wait until then to tell you?

I DON'T KNOW...
Damn. r__r

I'm going to the grand canyon this summer. Thinking of just jumping...r_r

Toast

06-28-2009, 04:02 AM

I'm going to the grand canyon this summer. Thinking of just jumping...r_r

Make sure you hit a rock or two on the way down! :)

blondie

06-28-2009, 04:07 AM

Why did she wait until then to tell you?
Because 5-year olds has problems grasping the concept that their grandfather wants to have breasts?

Anyway, who cares, go on with life. Don't listen to naysayers, haters, or uh, Christians.

sNip3d

06-28-2009, 04:16 AM

Yet another fun fact that should have been kept off a forum full of kids, lol.

Quantooce

06-28-2009, 04:20 AM

Because 5-year olds has problems grasping the concept that their grandfather wants to have breasts?

Anyway, who cares, go on with life. Don't listen to naysayers, haters, or uh, Christians.

I know that, but I mean, right before he was about to go on a trip with his grandfather? Kind of late.

Timeline

06-28-2009, 04:37 AM

What I said was really meant to be a joke..

It wasn't meant to be taken seriously. And I refuse to get into that argument again.

Twill, good luck with your grandfather, that seems like a tough situation.

Edit: what ever happened with your friend having shower sex with your mom?

BANGdead

06-28-2009, 04:44 AM

Wow Twill, talk about the perfect american family.

Even why are you over reacting. I wouldn't care, but i would laugh, hard.

Balddude

06-28-2009, 04:55 AM

Weren't you the same guy who got traumatized by your mom and her friend in the bathroom near you room?

Anyways, if your grandfather is really a transvestite, how does that affect you? Sure, you are going on vacation with him, but I doubt that will make a difference.

All I am saying is, is that it should just be considered as a...surprise, rather than let it be something which totally ruins your holiday. :D

SkillsDatKill

06-28-2009, 04:58 AM

lol nice entertainment just something 2 read while getting bored..

AlbertMond

06-28-2009, 05:34 AM

Anyways, if your grandfather is really a transvestite, how does that affect you? Sure, you are going on vacation with him, but I doubt that will make a difference.

He'll tranny in the bathroom with Twilly's mum, and it'll traumatize him.

imnotanoob

06-28-2009, 05:37 AM

johnpogi2

06-28-2009, 05:46 AM

Shawn :p
lol nice entertainment just something 2 read while getting bored..

STFU

Twilly

06-28-2009, 08:08 AM

You guys are utterly fun to read.
Yes, it did happen, I have it right now and I'm soo confused. He's not even my real grandfather, but he was the real one to me. I looked up to him like "wow, he really knows how to screw over the world and just go on". Now I don't even want to see him in two days, I just want to be left alone as I have no one in real life to talk to about this kinda crap.
But really, I posted this to get some laughs from all of you who I knew would make a big joke of it, but in all Life sucks....

Musle345

06-28-2009, 09:24 AM

That sounds scary...
If his an Transvestite, how did he give birth to one of your perants?
Umm, this seems very confusing.....
I feel so sorry for you, sometimes Perants aint suposed to say things like that.
I know allot of stuff my Mum has been trying to hide from me...

Omni

06-28-2009, 09:30 AM

Then my parents do it from five feet from me.

Woah....wait.......WHAT?!?!

AlbertMond

06-28-2009, 10:21 AM

That sounds scary...
If his an Transvestite, how did he give birth to one of your perants?

Assuming he did, then he could be straight, bi, or confused-at-the-time.
A transvestite just wears the other-sex's clothing as far as I know.

imnotanoob

06-28-2009, 10:25 AM

Transvestite: "a person and especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification" (Webster-Merriam dictionary)

maggerz

06-28-2009, 10:37 AM

Lulz. Fail grandfather is fail.

The worst thing is, an 80 year old in stripper clothes? Yeah, God is getting his revenge.

Twilly

06-28-2009, 11:22 AM

Lulz. Fail grandfather is fail.

The worst thing is, an 80 year old in stripper clothes? Yeah, God is getting his revenge.

For got the part where he jiggles his @ss for the camera and fondles his nipples.

I'm scared...

imnotanoob

06-28-2009, 11:29 AM

For got the part where he jiggles his @ss for the camera and fondles his nipples.

I'm scared...

http://i39.tinypic.com/1088und.jpg

wut

06-28-2009, 11:51 AM

I'd probably shoot myself if I saw a video of my tranny grandfather shaking for a camera.

Villyer

06-28-2009, 11:56 AM

Release that video already. D=<

Twilly

06-28-2009, 11:57 AM

Release that video already. D=<

WHY!?

I'm guessing he did it for one of those live porn cams.
Or an affair with some guy.

Villyer

06-28-2009, 11:59 AM

WHY!?

I'm guessing he did it for one of those live porn cams.
Or an affair with some guy.

We cant feel your pain untill we see that video.

Twilly

06-28-2009, 11:59 AM

We cant feel your pain untill we see that video.

You'll never feel it, nor see it.

Villyer

06-28-2009, 12:00 PM

You'll never feel it, nor see it.

Fine. May you suffer alone.

wut

06-28-2009, 12:01 PM

You'll never feel it, nor see it.

Put it on Forum Warz.

They will love it there.

Twilly

06-28-2009, 12:02 PM

Put it on Forum Warz.

They will love it there.

Should I do it for revenge of the horrible thing I'm now traumatized with?

Or maybe just not show anyone and just hope I never see him again.

HMMMMMMMMMMM.

wut

06-28-2009, 12:04 PM

Should I do it for revenge of the horrible thing I'm now traumatized with?

Or maybe just not show anyone and just hope I never see him again.

HMMMMMMMMMMM.

I know.....

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EET!

Twilly

06-28-2009, 12:06 PM

I know.....

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EET!

You just want to see it. :(

SneaK

06-28-2009, 12:09 PM

Have fun with your .... uh.. vacation.

Metaldragon

06-28-2009, 12:22 PM

For got the part where he jiggles his @ss for the camera and fondles his nipples.

I'm scared...

At first I lol'ed, then I pictured my 94 yr old grandfather doing this *shiver* lul, that sucks, just do not bend over around him on your trip...

wut

06-28-2009, 12:27 PM

Soap on a rope my friend.

Pochitos

06-28-2009, 12:56 PM

I lol'd. Good luck.

Twilly

06-28-2009, 01:02 PM

I lol'd. Good luck.

Good luck with what?

maggerz

06-28-2009, 01:12 PM

Good luck with what?

With your perverted grandfather.

z0diac

06-28-2009, 01:46 PM

Tbh, I had to Wiki that word...

Umm, have fun on your vacation now.

Hamzter

06-28-2009, 04:13 PM

your family is very dysfunctional

theres no doubt about it.

FlippysKnife

06-28-2009, 04:17 PM

At least hes not a pedophile

o.o

Xenu

06-28-2009, 04:31 PM

Now we know why Twilly acts the way he does.

Corrupted childhood.

As for your trip, if you really don't want to go, critically injure yourself immediately. Or learn to accept your old man's daddy for what he is. A make-believe mommy.

chinaboy

06-28-2009, 06:55 PM

....how did you first see the video of your grandfather?

Pochitos

06-28-2009, 07:50 PM

Exactly. What?

Musle345

06-28-2009, 08:15 PM

Assuming he did, then he could be straight, bi, or confused-at-the-time.
A transvestite just wears the other-sex's clothing as far as I know.

I thought a Transvestite had a sex change or something....
Dammit, I thought it meant the same as Transexual :S

BTW this doesnt seem so bad now...

Snoopy

06-28-2009, 08:31 PM

That sounds scary.

SketchZ

06-28-2009, 09:05 PM

I lo*******;*******;l'd.

Omni

06-28-2009, 09:44 PM

For got the part where he jiggles his @ss for the camera and fondles his nipples.

I'm scared...
That made me puke in my mouth......thanks alot twilly

Twilly

06-29-2009, 09:45 AM

That made me puke in my mouth......thanks alot twilly

At least you don't know him.

outlaw5

06-29-2009, 02:15 PM

How old is she? Can I have her number?

Twilly

06-30-2009, 01:50 PM

How old is she? Can I have her number?

He's like 65.

Oh, and 10 till hes here.

Count down initiated..

Leonardo

06-30-2009, 02:07 PM

Old men who do porn stuff.. aren't they called bears?

krista835

07-01-2009, 08:04 AM

That's umm disturbing, but why did you see the video couldn't it just be left at your grandfather is a transvestite, or are you one of those people that has to see to believe?

AlbertMond

07-01-2009, 08:49 AM

Old men who do porn stuff.. aren't they called bears?

No. Those are big, hairy, overly-masculine (homosexual) men.
Whether or not Twilly's grandfather is (homosexual) is questionable, but he's probably not a bear.

That's umm disturbing, but why did you see the video couldn't it just be left at your grandfather is a transvestite, or are you one of those people that has to see to believe?

Well, he is an atheist.

UreOnMyHitList

07-01-2009, 09:47 AM

Yet another fun fact that should have been kept off a forum full of kids, lol.

What's a tranny? Isn't that in your car? lolwut just kidding.

I find it hard to believe that he a transvestite, mainly because of his age. He's prolly is his 70's right. Twenty years ago there technology to do this stuff wasn't there or good enough as it is today. I'm sure it just didn't happen over the past few years, that why I think what I think. I could be wrong.

EmuBoy

07-01-2009, 09:52 AM

lol i love how people just post on forums like these and how people make forums like there
it lets me abuse them (especialy twilly)