How to live a year longer by smoking!

[Dylan]

"So I'm watching TV and a commercial comes on of a baby around 6 months on a tiled kitchen floor giggling - just giggling, for like a minute and I'm like 'What is this - what the heck is this advertising here?', and then it says 'Laughter can add 8 years to your life', and I'm like 'okkk...', and you know I smoke, right? well those commercials that say smoking can take 7 years off your life? Oh yeah, I FOUND MY ---------- LOOPHOLE!. All I gotta do is have a chuckle between each drag on my cigarette. You laugh in between each drag and you'll live a year longer than if you didn't smoke!"

-Comedy Central dude

[Twilly]

Lmao, nice.

[jinyanger]

Too bad interacting with me takes 69 years off your life.

[troll]

I watched that last night at 3 in the morning..

Also, his name is Pete Correale

[TheZombie]

"So I'm watching TV and a commercial comes on of a baby around 6 months on a tiled kitchen floor giggling - just giggling, for like a minute and I'm like 'What is this - what the heck is this advertising here?', and then it says 'Laughter can add 8 years to your life', and I'm like 'okkk...', and you know I smoke, right? well those commercials that say smoking can take 7 years off your life? Oh yeah, I FOUND MY ---------- LOOPHOLE!. All I gotta do is have a chuckle between each drag on my cigarette. You laugh in between each drag and you'll live a year longer than if you didn't smoke!"

-Comedy Central dude
Lol, wow .

[Seduce]

I prolly won't try it.
Don't wanna risk it.

[jinyanger]

Oh yeah what if you choke on your cigarette?

[Villyer]

Or laugh without smoking and live 7 years longer?

[jinyanger]

Or laugh without smoking and live 7 years longer?

No you interacted with me so...-69 years to your lifespan.

[jfella91]

Lol nice find... didn't know smoking takes off 8 years off your life though... :eek: . Thought it just increased your risk for cancer and disease eventually. I'm going to have to quit sooner or later, because none of that is good :( .

[Xenu]

I missed this guy's special :(


I was at the movies watching Terminator :(


Re-run's FTW

[maggerz]

Lol i saw this at like 5 AM on cable.

To put it short, WIN.

[Dylan]

Lol i saw this at like 5 AM on cable.

To put it short, WIN.
Same here ROFL.

[UreOnMyHitList]

Or or or or you can quit smoking an live to be what?

[brainfart]

thats fake XD dang man :P

[Infinint]

I think you're an idiot. My opinions have taken a year off your life.