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blondie
05-31-2009, 12:27 AM
Two men are stranded on an island or something. One goes to sleep and the other goes to poo. While he's answering the call of nature, he hears a boat so he wipes and runs to the shore. While waving for the boat, he looks for the other guy, but he's gone. He looks around and sees a movement in the bushes. He saw a huge python with big lump in it. He's like ew and waves the boat closer. They catch the snake.


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DaMan
05-31-2009, 01:02 AM
If this type of sheet happened on Lost maybe I would watch it.

Gosh. .
TheZombie
05-31-2009, 01:06 AM
Poor guy. . .
Villyer
05-31-2009, 01:07 AM
So two guys are stranded, a boat comes and a python east a man.

Where did the truck come from?
FlippysKnife
05-31-2009, 01:13 AM
So two guys are stranded, a boat comes and a python east a man.

Where did the truck come from?

And the Camera, and the jeeps, and the people?!?!

They prolly took the boat, and went to the mainland
blondie
05-31-2009, 01:17 AM
And the Camera, and the jeeps, and the people?!?!

They prolly took the boat, and went to the mainland
Duhhhhhh. Anyway, I wasn't sure if they were stranded. The original topic I got this off of was in Chinese and my father was explaining it to me.
Villyer
05-31-2009, 01:27 AM
Duhhhhhh. Anyway, I wasn't sure if they were stranded. The original topic I got this off of was in Chinese and my father was explaining it to me.


O. Ok.

And that guy who got eaten mustve been a heavy sleeper is the guy in the bushes didnt hear him get eaten.
Maurinho
05-31-2009, 01:30 AM
WTF! This is kinda scary btw the guy is death?? Wow ...... this is amazing....*poor guy*:|
blondie
05-31-2009, 02:01 AM
O. Ok.

And that guy who got eaten mustve been a heavy sleeper is the guy in the bushes didnt hear him get eaten.
No, I think it coiled itself around his body and neck so he couldn't talk or whatever. Then it swallowed him whole, so yeah, I think he's "death."
jfella91
05-31-2009, 02:09 AM
WTF! This is kinda scary btw the guy is death?? Wow ...... this is amazing....*poor guy*:|

Look at his skin -3 points for sure
troll
05-31-2009, 02:42 AM
WTF! This is kinda scary btw the guy is death?? Wow ...... this is amazing....*poor guy*:|
The guy is death?


What the hell is wrong with you?



Also, lol.
He must of been a deep sleeper, because it takes awhile for a snake to unlock their jaw and swallow something that large.
TopHatMan
05-31-2009, 02:49 AM
Wow, snake.....
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Soul
05-31-2009, 03:01 AM
The guy is death?

He r set us up the bomb
Toast
05-31-2009, 03:02 AM
He r set us up the bomb

We get signal.
Twilly
05-31-2009, 02:44 PM
O. Ok.

And that guy who got eaten mustve been a heavy sleeper is the guy in the bushes didnt hear him get eaten.

Deaf you effin fail-tard. Death is when you die. Deaf is when you can't hear, are you trying to insist people who can't hear are zombies?
blondie
05-31-2009, 02:51 PM
People who have been 'deathed' are indeed deaf. At least, I think so.
Twilly
05-31-2009, 02:52 PM
People who have been 'deathed' are indeed deaf. At least, I think so.

Wtf? I live with a deaf guy..
UreOnMyHitList
05-31-2009, 02:55 PM
WOW, to bad for him.

Where was this at?
Soul
05-31-2009, 03:12 PM
WOW, to bad for him.

Where was this at?

An island, can't you read fool?
blondie
05-31-2009, 03:15 PM
Wtf? I live with a deaf guy..
Oh.


I rest my case.
Twilly
05-31-2009, 03:22 PM
Oh.


I rest my case.

And he's religious....
UreOnMyHitList
05-31-2009, 03:35 PM
An island, can't you read fool?

What island moron?
Soul
05-31-2009, 03:57 PM
What island moron?

ahem Two men are stranded on an island or something.

It's called an island or something. That's the island's name.
DeathX69
05-31-2009, 03:58 PM
poor guy :( he didnt deserve it he was so close on escapeing
Twilly
05-31-2009, 04:34 PM
poor guy :( he didnt deserve it he was so close on escapeing

There is one rule in the wild



Die or Survive.

He died based on the fact he didn't follow nature's one and only rule. And nature isn't mushy for disabled people. It applies to all.
Seduce
05-31-2009, 07:46 PM
Probably got constricted first then headfirst swallowed.
Wow wouldn't he feel anything slimy licking at his face or something?
Twilly
05-31-2009, 08:11 PM
Probably got constricted first then headfirst swallowed.
Wow wouldn't he feel anything slimy licking at his face or something?


The snake would have choked him to death before consuming him. Unless the guy died before consumtion.
ArmyDude
05-31-2009, 08:28 PM
The snake was hungry. I don't know what's so bad about it. We still have 6 billion more people on Earth.

>_>
OmegaLemming
05-31-2009, 08:41 PM
That snake was awfully ambitious..

I know Pythons are huge but the idea that they would eat whole human beings in their sleep just blows my mind.
Timeline
05-31-2009, 09:03 PM
The snake was hungry. I don't know what's so bad about it. We still have 6 billion more people on Earth.

>_>

I'm sure you would feel exactly the same if it had been you.
UreOnMyHitList
05-31-2009, 11:19 PM
ahem

It's called an island or something. That's the island's name.

There's no island on the earth called "island".
Xenocide
05-31-2009, 11:23 PM
O_O WTF LOL poor guy xDDD and wtf lol snake ftw ate a whole grown man xD
Longgone
05-31-2009, 11:27 PM
O_O WTF LOL poor guy xDDD and wtf lol snake ftw ate a whole grown man xD thats what pythons do. That must have been an agonizing death. Poor guy.
Marine22
05-31-2009, 11:34 PM
Lolololololololololol
Pochitos
06-01-2009, 12:06 AM
Win python is win.