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Nitex1337
05-29-2009, 10:13 PM
Who Would Win In A Fight?
A Lion Or 45 Midgets?
That is a pertty even fight, Befor you post saying this is stupid. Think about it 45 Midgets or a Lion, Its really a fair fight.
They would be in the Savanna so they got Sticks and rocks to fight with...Hmmmm
Who do you think would win?
jinyanger
05-29-2009, 10:15 PM
Midgets, think of the Ewoks.
DaMan
05-29-2009, 10:15 PM
Midgits.
After killing and eating about 25 Midgits the Lion will past out. That's when the Midgits will strike.
Victory to the remaining Midgits.
FlippysKnife
05-29-2009, 10:16 PM
45 Midgets would rape that lion. epicly.
Nitex1337
05-29-2009, 10:16 PM
Midgits.
After killing and eating about 25 Midgits the Lion will past out. That's when the Midgits will strike.
Victory to the remaining Midgits.
Yes but The lion seeing there are still many alive, he will attack them just to get off his back, And wouldn't eat untill its clear.
The midgets, the lion would eventually get full.
NuMbA
05-29-2009, 10:18 PM
the midgets
the lion could take out a few but
if they all jumped at him at once
they would have him pinned
Nitex1337
05-29-2009, 10:19 PM
the midgets
the lion could take out a few but
if they all jumped at him at once
they would have him pinned
True. But the Lion can kill like 5 midgets with one swipe.
And he doesn't eat them as soon as he kills them,
And the Midgets only got sticks and rocks they find on the ground.
FlippysKnife
05-29-2009, 10:21 PM
True. But the Lion can kill like 5 midgets with one swipe.
And he doesn't eat them as soon as he kills them,
And the Midgets only got sticks and rocks they find on the ground.
I doubt a lion kills in one swipe, more like injure.
TheCriminaL
05-29-2009, 10:22 PM
Lion would shred them up. Definitely the Lion.
Nitex1337
05-29-2009, 10:24 PM
I doubt a lion kills in one swipe, more like injure.
Not to be mean, but if a lion swipes a midget it will not get up sorry but I do not see that happening.
Calisniper13
05-29-2009, 10:24 PM
The lion would shred them.
NuMbA
05-29-2009, 10:25 PM
True. But the Lion can kill like 5 midgets with one swipe.
And he doesn't eat them as soon as he kills them,
And the Midgets only got sticks and rocks they find on the ground.
with rocks they can get the lion from a distance and with sticks they could stab it
troll
05-29-2009, 10:26 PM
Midgits.
After killing and eating about 25 Midgits the Lion will past out. That's when the Midgits will strike.
Victory to the remaining Midgits.
Why would the lion eat them?..
IrishDragon1234
05-29-2009, 10:27 PM
Are the midgets allowed to have shotguns?
Nitex1337
05-29-2009, 10:28 PM
Why would the lion eat them?..
Becuase he CAN!
Numba ... they wont be able to hurt the lion with rocks...... (once again not to be mean but they cant throw very hard)
And No Shotguns Only sticks and rocks they find on the ground.
DaMan
05-29-2009, 10:28 PM
Yes but The lion seeing there are still many alive, he will attack them just to get off his back, And wouldn't eat untill its clear.
Pssh, lions are too dumb.
He's use to animals that don't fight back. Once he gets tired the Midgets will tear his arse a new one.
Nitex1337
05-29-2009, 10:37 PM
Pssh, lions are too dumb.
He's use to animals that don't fight back. Once he gets tired the Midgets will tear his arse a new one.
... The lion would take out like 25 of them befor he starts geting tired, then when the midgets attack he will attack back and kill like another 10.
So the midgets got 15 left to kill the lion and hes ready for what ever they throw at him.
NuMbA
05-29-2009, 10:37 PM
midgets can be strong...
i dunno who told you they are weak
and plus if they all throw
rocks at the lion then the lion
would no be able to see very well
and get confused
Shadowreaver
05-29-2009, 10:40 PM
You guyz are either retarded or dumb.
Midgets.
Kronos
05-29-2009, 10:48 PM
But the midgets can throw 45 pebbles of D00M from afar. Pebbles are the ultimate weapon.
IrishDragon1234
05-29-2009, 11:08 PM
In all seriousness, the midgets. An intelligent mind that can easily utilize it's surroundings is much more valuable and potentially dangerous than a big carnivorous beast with craws.
Then when you make that 45 intelligent minds, the lion just has no chance.
You get each of them to hold a big durable stick so they can put it in front of it's mouth if it tries to bite. Then the rest fall in and stab it with sharpened sticks and beat it's head with rocks from all sides.
Lion just got pwnt
Midgets would contruct themselves in some sort of transformers machine thing then smash that little lion.
JoHnPoGi
05-29-2009, 11:15 PM
midgets
I GAve them Dessert eagles
Nitex1337
05-29-2009, 11:15 PM
Thats if the midgets follow threw and follow the lead or stay together, if they see a lion Im pertty sure they'll start running like everyone els lol.
But maby who knows.
Thats if the midgets follow threw and follow the lead or stay together, if they see a lion Im pertty sure they'll start running like everyone els lol.
But maby who knows.
lol i thought you meant crap themselves with follow through
Nitex1337
05-29-2009, 11:18 PM
lol i thought you meant crap themselves with follow through
yes, as they are running awy from the lion who is eating there friends, they are running and craping and......wetting themselves lol.
Thats what Kal and Wolfhowlz would of done.
Timeline
05-29-2009, 11:24 PM
This is a really stupid topic.
This is a really stupid topic.
I give you 20 minutes to create a thread which has a better topic.
ArmyDude
05-29-2009, 11:33 PM
Sand storm ownz them all.
DA END.
Quantooce
05-29-2009, 11:37 PM
You all forget the midgets are like Pikmen. They will eventually wear it down and kill it. Definetely the midgets. Poll please?
DeathX69
05-29-2009, 11:39 PM
the midgets would win if they all had guns
Villyer
05-29-2009, 11:43 PM
Well if you think about it, the midgets can get on anothers shoulders. So its more like 22 and a half normal sized people against a lion.
Midgets win.
But seriously. The lion wouldnt kno who to attack. The people would just mass together in 3 or so groups, and when the lion attacked a group, they swarm.
Midgets still win.
DavidG363
05-30-2009, 12:20 AM
Lion>Midgets
StrikiNinja
05-30-2009, 01:07 AM
No one would win.
Lions, they be bestest of friends with midgets.
Shadowvoltz
05-30-2009, 02:01 AM
hmmmmmmmmmm. while the lion does have power and could probably knock out 3-4 midgets in one swiple, there are 45 midgets..... either way, i say that chuck norris would win.
TopHatMan
05-30-2009, 03:09 AM
I would win.
..........ok fine the midgets would.
TheTankMan1000
05-30-2009, 03:15 AM
I would have to say the midgets because theres 45 and they would just all pile on top of him.. But then OMG HE WOULD PLAY DEAD AND THEN YA CRIM THE FAT GUYS IN UR CLOSET OMG BE CARFUL
FlippysKnife
05-30-2009, 03:19 AM
..But then OMG HE WOULD PLAY DEAD AND THEN YA CRIM THE FAT GUYS IN UR CLOSET OMG BE CARFUL
Lolwut? Raaanndom
xXsoYsoYsoYXx
05-30-2009, 03:32 AM
Depends..
Are the migits virgins?
Lion would win ftw.
The midgits would run away D:.
TheTankMan1000
05-30-2009, 03:33 AM
Watch ur back crim always wacth ur back u neva know when he can POP out
xXsoYsoYsoYXx
05-30-2009, 03:35 AM
Watch ur back crim always wacth ur back u neva know when he can POP out
Spaaaam...
Stop trolling.
And even if the migits surrounded the lion, don't forget, the lion can run away, come back, kill a few, run away, come back, etc.
There not that stooooooooooooopid.
Nitex1337
05-30-2009, 07:37 AM
It really depends on the midgets.If they willingly will die for the group. And if they stay together.
If they act like everyother human they dead,
They will run in differnt places trying to out run there friends.
And the lion will kill them 1 at a time.
Twilly
05-30-2009, 02:12 PM
Who Would Win In A Fight?
A Lion Or 45 Midgets?
That is a pertty even fight, Befor you post saying this is stupid. Think about it 45 Midgets or a Lion, Its really a fair fight.
They would be in the Savanna so they got Sticks and rocks to fight with...Hmmmm
Who do you think would win?
Uhmmm... The effin midgets? Are you an IDIOT?
1st: The Midgets combined would pose a big threat to the lion. I'm sure a lion can't compete against FORTY-FIVE midgets at the SAME TIME.
2nd: That's effin cruelty
3rd: Midgets are humans, which are the sentient species of the world. Which makes them THE MOST INTELLIGENT.
4th: You didn't state what lion (full grown male/female, cub ect). If it were to be a female, then you'd get a pack of lions. If you were to state a cub, you'd get the whole pride. You plainly just said lion.
Nitex1337
05-30-2009, 02:21 PM
Uhmmm... The effin midgets? Are you an IDIOT?
1st: The Midgets combined would pose a big threat to the lion. I'm sure a lion can't compete against FORTY-FIVE midgets at the SAME TIME.
2nd: That's effin cruelty
3rd: Midgets are humans, which are the sentient species of the world. Which makes them THE MOST INTELLIGENT.
4th: You didn't state what lion (full grown male/female, cub ect). If it were to be a female, then you'd get a pack of lions. If you were to state a cub, you'd get the whole pride. You plainly just said lion.
... Fine, its a adult male.
Lol, that is true. But if you see a lion coming at you, Im pertty sure you would run instead tell everyone to come and fight it lol.
Parma
05-30-2009, 02:24 PM
Uhmmm... The effin midgets? Are you an IDIOT?
1st: The Midgets combined would pose a big threat to the lion. I'm sure a lion can't compete against FORTY-FIVE midgets at the SAME TIME.
2nd: That's effin cruelty
3rd: Midgets are humans, which are the sentient species of the world. Which makes them THE MOST INTELLIGENT.
4th: You didn't state what lion (full grown male/female, cub ect). If it were to be a female, then you'd get a pack of lions. If you were to state a cub, you'd get the whole pride. You plainly just said lion.
Complex answer... and no thingy....
Twilly and God?
Twilly
05-30-2009, 04:16 PM
... Fine, its a adult male.
Lol, that is true. But if you see a lion coming at you, Im pertty sure you would run instead tell everyone to come and fight it lol.
Did you even consider where this "fight" take place? The midgets would win, no doubt. Then you didn't state the time of day. In the day time, who do you think would win? The lion? You fail-nard. The midgets would have access to their surroundings due to the fact that they can SEE. But if it was night time, of course the lion would have the advantage, but it doesn't change the fact of the lion's natural instincts to "run" when he knows he cannot win.
This is a really uneven fight due that you didn't provide additional details to where the fight is taking place, what age and sex the animal is, and time of day, and/or year.
Nitex1337
05-30-2009, 10:52 PM
Did you even consider where this "fight" take place? The midgets would win, no doubt. Then you didn't state the time of day. In the day time, who do you think would win? The lion? You fail-nard. The midgets would have access to their surroundings due to the fact that they can SEE. But if it was night time, of course the lion would have the advantage, but it doesn't change the fact of the lion's natural instincts to "run" when he knows he cannot win.
This is a really uneven fight due that you didn't provide additional details to where the fight is taking place, what age and sex the animal is, and time of day, and/or year.
.....
I said they are going to fight in the Savanna somewhere in africa.
And it would be in the day.
SneaK
05-30-2009, 11:00 PM
Mike Tyson would come alone & eat their ears. They'd both lose.
Balddude
05-31-2009, 12:56 AM
In my opinion, I think the legion of Midgets would end up with the victory.
As some of you already said, the midgets are just like humans---intelligent life forms. Now, if you only put like 5 midgets against a Lion, of course the Lion would win, since it's sheer power will overcome all the 5 midgets attacks.
However, you are talking about 45 midgets now. Surely they would just tire the Lion out at a point of time. Even if the Lion could take out 10, or even 20 midgets, the midgets in overwhelming numbers would outwit the Lion.
Midgets win, the end.
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