Your favorite quotes or sayings?

[IrishDragon1234]

What are some of your favorite quotes and sayings? Were they made by you or someone else? What are they about?

One that I made about Pawn is: "Lagg happens, deal with it".

[Ryuk]

As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.

-Goodwin's Law

[SneaK]

Do you know who I am?! I'm the juggernaut, -censored-!

Quote by: Juggernaut
Quote in movie: Xmen The Last Stand

[Longgone]

"Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl."
Llama's with hats.

[TheCriminaL]

"With big wieners comes great responsibilities."

[Xenocide]

u ripped my thread....http://www.pawngame.com/forum/showthread.php?t=111324&highlight=motto

[Calisniper13]

"I got a coalition of the willing, I got 40 nations ready to roll son!"

"I'm not disrespecting the U.N. even though they ain't got no army."

"GO SELL SOME MEDICINE BISHES!"

"Do you know what the f*ck you can do with an aluminum tube? ALUMINUM!"


Black bush quotes.


u ripped my thread....http://www.pawngame.com/forum/showthread.php?t=111324&highlight=motto

No he didn't. GTFO now.

[Ryuk]

u ripped my thread....http://www.pawngame.com/forum/showthread.php?t=111324&highlight=motto

Do you even know what the difference between a "quote/saying and a motto is"???


Oh, an all time favorite movie quote:"I'll have what she's having..."

[GhettoFish]

I follow these quotes "Everything in moderation, even moderation"- Aristotle
"War does not decide who is right, only who is left"- Bertrand Russell
"Suicide Hotline, Please hold"- Unknown
"You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality."
- Ayn Rand
"If you are going through hell, keep going"- Winston Churchill

Very good and through quotes.

Believe it or not i am a big quotes guy.

[RaptorZ]

"If youre surrounded 360, good, that means more ways to kill people."

[Knux57]

"Your insurance wont cover this!"
-Marilyn Manson

"It's a bomb!"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger

"SHUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Grass grows, birds fly, the sun shines, and brotha', I hurt people. BOINK!"
-The Scout

"I'm drunk, you don't haffve en' excuse..."
-The Demoman

"WHOA! WHOA! You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend, NEAR 400 POUNDS OF NITROGLICERIN!!!"
-Tyler Durden

[Nitex1337]

Screw YOU!
Get BENT!
I will cut you in your sleep!
Dont make me put a spell on you!

[MyDogEatsLemons]

"Theres nothing wrong with being gey. I have plenty of friends that are going to hell'-Steven Colbert

[ArmyDude]

"Live in your world, get pwned in mines"

"After you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade isn't so friendly anymore"

"If at first you don't succeed, call an airstrike"

[Nitex1337]

Oh I forgot a cuple.

Dont go away mad just go away.

Yes you do smell bad.

I did not take money from your wallet!

[Soul]

The finest wine is made not bought - anonymous

If all else fails, stop using all else. - anonymous

The brain is a 3 pound mass that you can fit in your hand that can contemplate a universe - (I forgot D: )

When in doubt KILL IT WITH FIRE - internet meme

Every point in time happened at least 100 years ago. No exceptions - anonymous

If people put sage in the e-mail field your doing it wrong. - anonymous (THIS DOES NOT BREAK RULE 1 AND 2)

The quote makers are all anonymous, rawr.

[Dylan]

"To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush...I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I'm a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough...Somebody shoot me in the face." --Stephen Colbert

"Apparently the U.S. never had possession of these dangerous munitions, and didn't even find out they were gone until a couple of weeks ago. So to the Bush critics who call this incompetence, the White House responds: 'Joke's on you, it's actually ignorance.'" --Stephen Colbert

[thetankman]

I like big butts n i cnt not lieeeee crim has no delie

[flagalstan1]

"low yeild nuclear wepons are fun and safe"

~my dad

"I DIDNT DO IT!"

~me

[thetankman]

Crim said i have good looking bodya

[flagalstan1]

"you cant have my klondike bar. it makes my boat go! *makes hand go across in front of me while palm facing down*"

~my brother

"clowns hat tangelos"

~billy

"NEVER WASTE MY PUDDING CUPS!"

~me

[ChaosInsanity]

My 2 Favorite Quotes
"You dont judge people by there colour but by there race"
"The World is like a box a jelly beans no1 likes the black 1"

[Twilly]

"Praise the lord, pass the amunition, GOD wants you to go to war!"
-System of a Down

"If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed."
-Adolf Hitler

"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it."
-Adolf Hitler


What a win bunch of win quotes.

[Soul]

"Praise the lord, pass the amunition, GOD wants you to go to war!"
-System of a Down

"If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed."
-Adolf Hitler

"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it."
-Adolf Hitler


What a win bunch of win quotes.

And thus Godwin's law is proven.

[Twilly]

And thus Godwin's law is proven.

Yes, that simple minded people are simple minded.

[ChaosInsanity]

"When Considering a blank piece of paper consider womens right"

"Black people are create when god burnt 1"

"Black people's hand are white cuz god forgot to paint them"

"Tho Black people are black theres always a little white in them"

"Sexism will not be tolerated every girl on earth has a purpose of being laid"

[DeltaFrost]

"Talk is cheap, Shut up and fight!"

[TheCriminaL]

"Oh my god, they killed Kenny! You _______'s!"

[SgtFrost]

"Lead me, Follow me, or get the hell out of my way!"

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching."

Draft beer, not people

"Don't tell mom I'm a pilot, she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse"

There is no problem that cannot be solved by the use of high explosives.

"The reason the American Army does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices it on a daily basis."

[Timeline]

Internets r srs bsns- anonymous.

Edit; 900th post get.

[Twilly]

LOL,

This one made me lulz

"What a qu33r thing is Christian salvation! Believing in firemen will not save a burning house; believing in doctors will not make one well, but believing in a savior saves men. Fudge!"
-Lemuel Washburn

[wannabechamp]

People dont kill people i kill people

[Twilly]

I gots a new one

"Fail mod that fails."
-Twilly

[CheepS]

- Don't Get Caught.

- None Of Yo Buiznass

- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

[Quantooce]

"I accidentally a coke bottle."

[AnOddName]

“When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute-and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.”

[Killah]

"When you go to sleep, sleep still and try to cork your butt"

Lol'd so hard at that.

[StrikiNinja]

"When life hands you lemons, throw it back and demand oranges."

[WillyWonka]

when god gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!!!

when god gives you lemons you find someone whos god gave them vodka and have a party

[Timeline]

when god gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!!!

when god gives you lemons you find someone whos god gave them vodka and have a party

My gosh you fail.

[WillyWonka]

My gosh you fail.

no there just funny

[Ryuk]

“Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.”

[Villyer]

When one person suffers from delusion, its called insanity, when a group of people suffer from delusion, its called religion.


=D

[Twilly]

When one person suffers from delusion, its called insanity, when a group of people suffer from delusion, its called religion.


=D

Here are some of my FAVORITE quotes. And I dedicate all of these to all the theists reading! ^^

"Their children shall be dashed
to pieces before their eyes!
There houses spoiled, and their
wives raped...Dash the young men
to pieces...have no pity on the
fruit of the womb, the children
shall not be spared"
-- Isa 13:16-18

“Happy shall he be, that taketh
and dasheth thy little ones against
the stones.” --Psalms 137:9
(Mmmm, yummy, isn't it?)

"You shall not lie with a male as with a woman. It is an abomination." (Leviticus 18:22)

"If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them." (Leviticus 20:13)
(MAY GOD BLESS!)

"Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property." (Leviticus 25:44-45)
(Who doesn't want a slave?)

"But all in the seas or in the rivers that do not have fins and scales, all that move in the water or any living thing which is in the water, they are an abomination to you." (Leviticus 11:10)
(lulz, don't eat sea food kiddies)



Oh, I also forgot this one. Thanks to that utterly fail mod.

*Clears throat*

"Fail mod that fails"
-Twilly

[PowerRanger]

swine flu wouldnt exist if you treat ur pigs better

[Hamzter]

infinit:
I was raping this girl when her dad came in, and i was like, YOU AGAIN!?

i lol'd hard

[Balddude]

"You, me, bed now."


Simple, yet effective 4 words. Either it lets you get lucky, or you will get a slap or a restraining order issued to you. :)

[RaptorZ]

swine flu wouldnt exist if you treat ur pigs better

mtv ftw =p

[Villyer]

Here are some of my FAVORITE quotes. And I dedicate all of these to all the theists reading! ^^

"Their children shall be dashed
to pieces before their eyes!
There houses spoiled, and their
wives raped...Dash the young men
to pieces...have no pity on the
fruit of the womb, the children
shall not be spared"
-- Isa 13:16-18

“Happy shall he be, that taketh
and dasheth thy little ones against
the stones.” --Psalms 137:9
(Mmmm, yummy, isn't it?)

"You shall not lie with a male as with a woman. It is an abomination." (Leviticus 18:22)

"If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them." (Leviticus 20:13)
(MAY GOD BLESS!)

"Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property." (Leviticus 25:44-45)
(Who doesn't want a slave?)

"But all in the seas or in the rivers that do not have fins and scales, all that move in the water or any living thing which is in the water, they are an abomination to you." (Leviticus 11:10)
(lulz, don't eat sea food kiddies)



Oh, I also forgot this one. Thanks to that utterly fail mod.

*Clears throat*

"Fail mod that fails"
-Twilly


Those are all quotes from the bible?

[maggerz]

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens"

Gotta love Jimi Hendrix.

[ShadowReaper9201]

"don't drop the soap" XDD that one is my favorite ._. i don't know who started it, but it is. . . funny? ._. lol pwnt

[Soul]

LOL,

This one made me lulz

"What a qu33r thing is Christian salvation! Believing in firemen will not save a burning house; believing in doctors will not make one well, but believing in a savior saves men. Fudge!"
-Lemuel Washburn

A bit of insight for any mod or PA wishing to ban twilly for this.

***** meant weird in the time of this qoute. And if the world hadn't been overrun by nutcase right wing morons then it would have retained it's meaning same as the word ***

[Twilly]

A bit of insight for any mod or PA wishing to ban twilly for this.

***** meant weird in the time of this qoute. And if the world hadn't been overrun by nutcase right wing morons then it would have retained it's meaning same as the word ***

1: Read the name of the thread.
2: I didn't make it up.
3: There are equally offensive quotes in this thread
4: PA's can ban.
5: We don't need an explanation for what it is. We Know.
6: Who CARES?

[IrishDragon1234]

1: Read the name of the thread.
2: I didn't make it up.
3: There are equally offensive quotes in this thread
4: PA's can ban.
5: We don't need an explanation for what it is. We Know.
6: Who CARES?

7: Put my quote in your sig

"lol look, im in Twilly's sig =D"

[Twilly]

7: Put my quote in your sig

"lol look, im in Twilly's sig =D"

lulz. Fine.

[blondie]

Genius has its limits, but stupidity has no such handicap.
-Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

gah, I always have to watch my spelling every time I type that out.


I also like

Beam me up, Scotty.
- ?

[IrishDragon1234]

lulz. Fine.

lol woot tyvm. Now all you need to do is put it on the top:D

jk you dont have to if you dont wanna, but I cant see why you wouldnt want such mighty words of wisdom to stand out above the others.

[Twilly]

lol woot tyvm. Now all you need to do is put it on the top:D

jk you dont have to if you dont wanna, but I cant see why you wouldnt want such mighty words of wisdom to stand out above the others.

I can't add anymore quotes duh to the length being to much. -_-

[DeathX69]

mine:

dont die noob!

i pee in your toilet and dont flush

hehe

[Pochitos]

"Simplicity is the highest goal, achievable when you have overcome all difficulties."
-Frederic Chopin

[gatorboy151]

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."

-Albert Einstein

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."

-Albert Einstein

[Soul]

1: Read the name of the thread.
I did
2: I didn't make it up.
I'm aware of that
3: There are equally offensive quotes in this thread
I didn't say the quote was offensive.
4: PA's can ban.
Actually I'm sure your aware of the usergroup forum.
5: We don't need an explanation for what it is. We Know.
I've been banned from using it in the original context so I hardly think everyone knows.
6: Who CARES?
any kiss-asser or wolfcuntz

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[jinyanger]

Once an irish farmer, always poor for life.