Real life:

[Dylan]

Sucks nut.


It's my day off of work, and I get a call at 8 in the damn morning, I JUST WENT TO BED LIKE AN HOUR AGO.

"We need you to come in man, this dude didn't show up." (Jackass.)

They say I'll be home by eleven o' clock.
It wont be hard, they say.

I show up, first thing I get to do?
Load like 50 boxes that weigh like 50 pounds each off carts onto shelves and label them in a zero degree big walk in freezer.
I'm dead tired, cold, and starving.

After that I have to make like 70 pizzas for the buffet and for carry out orders they would be expecting, then I had to work with this lazy idiot, and then go back and make dough. (Making dough is the HELL of pizza hut, you don't EVEN know.)

Then I got to jog home in the rain, and got stuck by a train.
My entire torso is chaffed BAD by the pizza hut shirt + rain.

>_>

EDIT: I forgot, thsi isn't even like 1/3rd of real life, just the job part.
>_>

[Quantooce]

Wait, you were hit by a train?

[AnOddName]

Wait, so you got dumped by your girlfried?

[A]

They'd better be paying you decently.

[TheZombie]

Wait, you were hit by a train?

He got stalded by a train, it was in the way.

Always knew PizzaHut was evil..

[Janxa]

And you were so happy to get this job!

I remember your thread posting about it and was like yey! pizza hut rules!
If I was you when they asked you to come in, I would have seriously said no then put the phone down.

[Bonk]

Wait so you killed someone?

[Quantooce]

Oh, I thought it said struck. Sorry.

[HWV]

you know you weren't obligated to come in, right? I know when I work night shift, i disconnect my phone cord and turn off the cell.

[Calisniper13]

I lol'd.


Your pain brings me great joy

[blondie]

I work too. I do what you do and more. It's terrible.



But that's how you get a promotion/go up. You just do the stuff that everyone else refuses to do.

[Dylan]

I work too. I do what you do and more. It's terrible.



But that's how you get a promotion/go up. You just do the stuff that everyone else refuses to do.
Also how you get raises :D

[nKk2]

Sucks nut.


It's my day off of work, and I get a call at 8 in the damn morning, I JUST WENT TO BED LIKE AN HOUR AGO.

"We need you to come in man, this dude didn't show up." (Jackass.)

They say I'll be home by eleven o' clock.
It wont be hard, they say.

I show up, first thing I get to do?
Load like 50 boxes that weigh like 50 pounds each off carts onto shelves and label them in a zero degree big walk in freezer.
I'm dead tired, cold, and starving.

After that I have to make like 70 pizzas for the buffet and for carry out orders they would be expecting, then I had to work with this lazy idiot, and then go back and make dough. (Making dough is the HELL of pizza hut, you don't EVEN know.)

Then I got to jog home in the rain, and got stuck by a train.
My entire torso is chaffed BAD by the pizza hut shirt + rain.

>_>

EDIT: I forgot, thsi isn't even like 1/3rd of real life, just the job part.
>_>

What'd you do before you went to bed 0_o

[Dylan]

What'd you do before you went to bed 0_o
Hardcore no lifed combat arms.

[DaMan]

Fapped to Coldplay.
Knew it. . .


Get everyone who works theres number and next time they do this get someone to prank call the guy who didn't come in all day (or something like that). Then when you get home call him yourself and say "show up to work next time, jackass".

[Dylan]

Knew it. . .


Get everyone who works theres number and next time they do this get someone to prank call the guy who didn't come in all day (or something like that). Then when you get home call him yourself and say "show up to work next time, jackass".
One of my co workers dumped sauce on this jackass who skipped Tuesday night (Hell Night).

[nKk2]

Hardcore no lifed combat arms.

lol nice

A, b, c

[Dylan]

lol nice

A, b, c
No, it's a shameful thing to admit, good thing I don't know any of you but DaMan in real life.

[DaMan]

One of my co workers dumped sauce on this jackass who skipped Tuesday night (Hell Night).
Was the sauce hot?

And was it poured on the guys crouch?

If not the dumper fails. <_<

[Twilly]

Hahahahahahahhahahahaha.

JUST WAIT TILL YOU FALL IN LOVE!!!


(When you're older, not counting...uhhmmm "her". o.o)

Oh, and I'm home schooled, so do what I do. Just don't answer the phone. >_>