Quiz

[blondie]

This is the graphics application I have everyone fill out. So far, no one's got over a 20% on it. Just wanted some other people to try and see if it's really that hard.

The following questions will tell me your way of thinking, your skill at searching, your skill at cheating, and how intelligent you are. All questions are serious. Skip any of them, or disregard this line as a joke, and I will edit your titles.


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1 + 1 x 2 = ?:

Chicken or Egg?:

Can a cat give birth to a dog, or the other way around? Hint: Logic only.:

This is the the end of the end, and the middle of middle:

Hangin' Around, nothing to do but frown, Rainy Days and Mondays...:

Let me ask you. When you're alone, you have time to touch your heart, and you wonder. Is it a man that chases a woman, or is it a woman that chases a man? If it's the man that's chasing the woman, WOW she already has prepared dinner, has a new underwear, new perfume, and seems to be ready for what you say. It's like she's already prepared ahead of time. Why?:

A long time of age before, I met a man named Forevermore. He told me a tale though somewhat crude, he swore to me that it was true. He told me came the Mongols Hoards, and lined the Imperial Palace with willow boards. The Emperor had no more a plan. Anything he thought of, the Mongols knew beforehand. Then came a brilliant strategist named V Dominus V, and confided a brilliant plan to the emperor over a cup of tea. After he listened, he, like, totally agreed, and set loose for the harems to be freed. Step out of the castle, those biatches did not, but within a week the Mongol Hoards withdrawt. Other than the one word answer of V Dominus V, what caused the fierce mongols to regretfully flee?:

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[wut]

1 + 1 x 2 = ?:

4

Chicken or Egg?:

Chicken

Can a cat give birth to a dog, or the other way around? Hint: Logic only.:

Inter species sex is hot... so, sure.

This is the the end of the end, and the middle of middle:

Paradox much?

Hangin' Around, nothing to do but frown, Rainy Days and Mondays...:

Moar paradoxes? wut

Let me ask you. When you're alone, you have time to touch your heart, and you wonder. Is it a man that chases a woman, or is it a woman that chases a man? If it's the man that's chasing the woman, WOW she already has prepared dinner, has a new underwear, new perfume, and seems to be ready for what you say. It's like she's already prepared ahead of time. Why?:

Because she is a spy!

A long time of age before, I met a man named Forevermore. He told me a tale though somewhat crude, he swore to me that it was true. He told me came the Mongols Hoards, and lined the Imperial Palace with willow boards. The Emperor had no more a plan. Anything he thought of, the Mongols knew beforehand. Then came a brilliant strategist named V Dominus V, and confided a brilliant plan to the emperor over a cup of tea. After he listened, he, like, totally agreed, and set loose for the harems to be freed. Step out of the castle, those biatches did not, but within a week the Mongol Hoards withdrawt. Other than the one word answer of V Dominus V, what caused the fierce mongols to regretfully flee?:

You spelled withdrawn incorrectly. :rolleyes:

[FlippysKnife]

1 + 1 x 2 = 3

Chicken or Egg? Chicken

Can a cat give birth to a dog, or the other way around? Dog births Cat

This is the the end of the end, and the middle of middle: This is the start of the start.

Hangin' Around, nothing to do but frown, Rainy Days and Mondays...: lolwut

Let me ask you. When you're alone, you have time to touch your heart, and you wonder. Is it a man that chases a woman, or is it a woman that chases a man? If it's the man that's chasing the woman, WOW she already has prepared dinner, has a new underwear, new perfume, and seems to be ready for what you say. It's like she's already prepared ahead of time. Why?: Cause shes a women

A long time of age before, I met a man named Forevermore. He told me a tale though somewhat crude, he swore to me that it was true. He told me came the Mongols Hoards, and lined the Imperial Palace with willow boards. The Emperor had no more a plan. Anything he thought of, the Mongols knew beforehand. Then came a brilliant strategist named V Dominus V, and confided a brilliant plan to the emperor over a cup of tea. After he listened, he, like, totally agreed, and set loose for the harems to be freed. Step out of the castle, those biatches did not, but within a week the Mongol Hoards withdrawt. Other than the one word answer of V Dominus V, what caused the fierce mongols to regretfully flee?:
tldr, All hail V Dominus V

[z0diac]

Sorry I'm on my Touch so no C/P.

1. 3

2. A circle has no beginning.

3: Logically, no...

4. It's a circle.

5. A bad day.

6. It's a dinner date.

7. It was because they could not counter the brilliant plan.

[blondie]

1 + 1 x 2 = ?:

4

Chicken or Egg?:

Chicken

Can a cat give birth to a dog, or the other way around? Hint: Logic only.:

Inter species sex is hot... so, sure.

This is the the end of the end, and the middle of middle:

Paradox much?

Hangin' Around, nothing to do but frown, Rainy Days and Mondays...:

Moar paradoxes? wut

Let me ask you. When you're alone, you have time to touch your heart, and you wonder. Is it a man that chases a woman, or is it a woman that chases a man? If it's the man that's chasing the woman, WOW she already has prepared dinner, has a new underwear, new perfume, and seems to be ready for what you say. It's like she's already prepared ahead of time. Why?:

Because she is a spy!

A long time of age before, I met a man named Forevermore. He told me a tale though somewhat crude, he swore to me that it was true. He told me came the Mongols Hoards, and lined the Imperial Palace with willow boards. The Emperor had no more a plan. Anything he thought of, the Mongols knew beforehand. Then came a brilliant strategist named V Dominus V, and confided a brilliant plan to the emperor over a cup of tea. After he listened, he, like, totally agreed, and set loose for the harems to be freed. Step out of the castle, those biatches did not, but within a week the Mongol Hoards withdrawt. Other than the one word answer of V Dominus V, what caused the fierce mongols to regretfully flee?:

You spelled withdrawn incorrectly. :rolleyes:
No I didn't.

Instead of saying, what? Try googling the terms.

[Dax]

1 + 1 x 2 = ?: 3

Chicken or Egg?: Chicken if you really want a straight answer. I won't go philosophical just yet.

Can a cat give birth to a dog, or the other way around? Hint: Logic only.: Technically the species can't interbreed. I haven't read anything to suggest that an embryo could be planted in the uterus, but who knows? No.

This is the the end of the end, and the middle of middle: d

Hangin' Around, nothing to do but frown, Rainy Days and Mondays...: A blueberry muffin.

Let me ask you. When you're alone, you have time to touch your heart, and you wonder. Is it a man that chases a woman, or is it a woman that chases a man? If it's the man that's chasing the woman, WOW she already has prepared dinner, has a new underwear, new perfume, and seems to be ready for what you say. It's like she's already prepared ahead of time. Why?: Supper time.

A long time of age before, I met a man named Forevermore. He told me a tale though somewhat crude, he swore to me that it was true. He told me came the Mongols Hoards, and lined the Imperial Palace with willow boards. The Emperor had no more a plan. Anything he thought of, the Mongols knew beforehand. Then came a brilliant strategist named V Dominus V, and confided a brilliant plan to the emperor over a cup of tea. After he listened, he, like, totally agreed, and set loose for the harems to be freed. Step out of the castle, those biatches did not, but within a week the Mongol Hoards withdrawt. Other than the one word answer of V Dominus V, what caused the fierce mongols to regretfully flee?: Angry women.

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Wow. Red answers.

[Robeto]

1 + 1 x 2 = ?: 4, if you want to get funny, I'll say it's a window

Chicken or Egg?: Another Animal mutates into a chicken after years of in-breeding, then they lay an egg
Chicken first.

Can a cat give birth to a dog, or the other way around? Hint: Logic only.: No, scientifically impossible

This is the the end of the end, and the middle of middle: not possible

Hangin' Around, nothing to do but frown, Rainy Days and Mondays...: Playin Pawn...

Let me ask you. When you're alone, you have time to touch your heart, and you wonder. Is it a man that chases a woman, or is it a woman that chases a man? If it's the man that's chasing the woman, WOW she already has prepared dinner, has a new underwear, new perfume, and seems to be ready for what you say. It's like she's already prepared ahead of time. Why?:
Because she's chasing the man...twisted...
A long time of age before, I met a man named Forevermore. He told me a tale though somewhat crude, he swore to me that it was true. He told me came the Mongols Hoards, and lined the Imperial Palace with willow boards. The Emperor had no more a plan. Anything he thought of, the Mongols knew beforehand. Then came a brilliant strategist named V Dominus V, and confided a brilliant plan to the emperor over a cup of tea. After he listened, he, like, totally agreed, and set loose for the harems to be freed. Step out of the castle, those biatches did not, but within a week the Mongol Hoards withdrawt. Other than the one word answer of V Dominus V, what caused the fierce mongols to regretfully flee?:
VDominusV or the harems of VDominusV, or just the Harems themsevles...

[blondie]

The top two have gotten the most answers right EVER.


Just a hint, when people say 1 + 1 x 2 = 3, they're not being funny.

[Calisniper13]

1 + 1 x 2 = ?:
3

Chicken or Egg?:
Chicken

Can a cat give birth to a dog, or the other way around? Hint: Logic only.:
Possible. Won't live long

This is the the end of the end, and the middle of middle:
D

Hangin' Around, nothing to do but frown, Rainy Days and Mondays...:
Always getting me down

Let me ask you. When you're alone, you have time to touch your heart, and you wonder. Is it a man that chases a woman, or is it a woman that chases a man? If it's the man that's chasing the woman, WOW she already has prepared dinner, has a new underwear, new perfume, and seems to be ready for what you say. It's like she's already prepared ahead of time. Why?:
She is baiting the man.

A long time of age before, I met a man named Forevermore. He told me a tale though somewhat crude, he swore to me that it was true. He told me came the Mongols Hoards, and lined the Imperial Palace with willow boards. The Emperor had no more a plan. Anything he thought of, the Mongols knew beforehand. Then came a brilliant strategist named V Dominus V, and confided a brilliant plan to the emperor over a cup of tea. After he listened, he, like, totally agreed, and set loose for the harems to be freed. Step out of the castle, those biatches did not, but within a week the Mongol Hoards withdrawt. Other than the one word answer of V Dominus V, what caused the fierce mongols to regretfully flee?:
Spartans

[blondie]

Hangin' Around, nothing to do but frown, Rainy Days and Mondays...:
Always getting me down


FINALLY. Except for an extra -ing, you got that correct. First one. You also came the closest to a perfect score.





My crew is stupid.

[Calisniper13]

Lulz which one(s) did I get wrong :(

[Hamzter]

1 + 1 x 2 = ?:
3

Chicken or Egg?:
both happened at the same time (been asked this in biology)
Can a cat give birth to a dog, or the other way around? Hint: Logic only.:
well....yeh...but it dies before birth
This is the the end of the end, and the middle of middle:
d
Hangin' Around, nothing to do but frown, Rainy Days and Mondays...:
i dont like mondays! (tell me why!) i dont like mondays! (tell me why!) i dont like mondays! (tell me why!) i wanna shooooOOOOOOOoooooOoOooooot the whole day down!
Let me ask you. When you're alone, you have time to touch your heart, and you wonder. Is it a man that chases a woman, or is it a woman that chases a man? If it's the man that's chasing the woman, WOW she already has prepared dinner, has a new underwear, new perfume, and seems to be ready for what you say. It's like she's already prepared ahead of time. Why?:
because she just cant wait for me....
A long time of age before, I met a man named Forevermore. He told me a tale though somewhat crude, he swore to me that it was true. He told me came the Mongols Hoards, and lined the Imperial Palace with willow boards. The Emperor had no more a plan. Anything he thought of, the Mongols knew beforehand. Then came a brilliant strategist named V Dominus V, and confided a brilliant plan to the emperor over a cup of tea. After he listened, he, like, totally agreed, and set loose for the harems to be freed. Step out of the castle, those biatches did not, but within a week the Mongol Hoards withdrawt. Other than the one word answer of V Dominus V, what caused the fierce mongols to regretfully flee?:
the black death?

[RaptorZ]

1 + 1 x 2 = 3

Chicken or Egg?: Chicken

Can a cat give birth to a dog, or the other way around? Hint: Logic only.: No

This is the the end of the end, and the middle of middle: The whole thing!

Hangin' Around, nothing to do but frown, Rainy Days and Mondays...: Make me sad?

Let me ask you. When you're alone, you have time to touch your heart, and you wonder. Is it a man that chases a woman, or is it a woman that chases a man? If it's the man that's chasing the woman, WOW she already has prepared dinner, has a new underwear, new perfume, and seems to be ready for what you say. It's like she's already prepared ahead of time. Why?: She really wants my money....

A long time of age before, I met a man named Forevermore. He told me a tale though somewhat crude, he swore to me that it was true. He told me came the Mongols Hoards, and lined the Imperial Palace with willow boards. The Emperor had no more a plan. Anything he thought of, the Mongols knew beforehand. Then came a brilliant strategist named V Dominus V, and confided a brilliant plan to the emperor over a cup of tea. After he listened, he, like, totally agreed, and set loose for the harems to be freed. Step out of the castle, those biatches did not, but within a week the Mongol Hoards withdrawt. Other than the one word answer of V Dominus V, what caused the fierce mongols to regretfully flee?: His face.

[blondie]

Lulz which one(s) did I get wrong :(
No one's actually taken the last question seriously, but if you knew history, you'd get it.

[NuMbA]

1 + 1 x 2 = ?: 3

Chicken or Egg?: trick question?

Can a cat give birth to a dog, or the other way around? Hint: Logic only.: no

This is the the end of the end, and the middle of middle: the letter d

Hangin' Around, nothing to do but frown, Rainy Days and Mondays...: dunno

Let me ask you. When you're alone, you have time to touch your heart, and you wonder. Is it a man that chases a woman, or is it a woman that chases a man? If it's the man that's chasing the woman, WOW she already has prepared dinner, has a new underwear, new perfume, and seems to be ready for what you say. It's like she's already prepared ahead of time. Why?: dunno

A long time of age before, I met a man named Forevermore. He told me a tale though somewhat crude, he swore to me that it was true. He told me came the Mongols Hoards, and lined the Imperial Palace with willow boards. The Emperor had no more a plan. Anything he thought of, the Mongols knew beforehand. Then came a brilliant strategist named V Dominus V, and confided a brilliant plan to the emperor over a cup of tea. After he listened, he, like, totally agreed, and set loose for the harems to be freed. Step out of the castle, those biatches did not, but within a week the Mongol Hoards withdrawt. Other than the one word answer of V Dominus V, what caused the fierce mongols to regretfully flee?: he told the king of hteir death?

[Paulcow]

1 + 1 x 2 = ?:
3

Chicken or Egg?:
Chicken

Can a cat give birth to a dog, or the other way around? Hint: Logic only.:
Possible. Won't live long

This is the the end of the end, and the middle of middle:
D

Hangin' Around, nothing to do but frown, Rainy Days and Mondays...:
Always getting me down

Let me ask you. When you're alone, you have time to touch your heart, and you wonder. Is it a man that chases a woman, or is it a woman that chases a man? If it's the man that's chasing the woman, WOW she already has prepared dinner, has a new underwear, new perfume, and seems to be ready for what you say. It's like she's already prepared ahead of time. Why?:
She is baiting the man.

A long time of age before, I met a man named Forevermore. He told me a tale though somewhat crude, he swore to me that it was true. He told me came the Mongols Hoards, and lined the Imperial Palace with willow boards. The Emperor had no more a plan. Anything he thought of, the Mongols knew beforehand. Then came a brilliant strategist named V Dominus V, and confided a brilliant plan to the emperor over a cup of tea. After he listened, he, like, totally agreed, and set loose for the harems to be freed. Step out of the castle, those biatches did not, but within a week the Mongol Hoards withdrawt. Other than the one word answer of V Dominus V, what caused the fierce mongols to regretfully flee?:
They invited the Mongol Hoards in and V domius V shot them


NOw here his a riddle for you

A man with no eyes saw two plums on a tree,
He neither left plums or took plums now how can that be?

[NuMbA]

the man had only one eye
and he took 1 plum.
you can tell bye how the the second half sounds weird

[blondie]

Good thing you answered because I didn't even understand the question.

Here's a big hint to the rainy days and mondays question

http://www.google.com/search?q=rainy+days+and+mondays&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a


oh that's so hard.

[RaptorZ]

I got one =|

Two Knights are on an Island. They both want to own the island. There are 7 ponds of poison, and 1 normal pond.The poison in each pond is a different amount of strength,1,2,3,4,5,6,7. They decide that they will have a contest for it. They say whoever brings the poison that drink the other person wins.
The only way to save yourself is to drink a poison of higher value. The Strongest one(7) is in the second knights lair, and thats the one he takes. Why did the first knight win?

[Killerrrrrr]

1 + 1 x 2 = ?: 3

Chicken or Egg?: om nom nom nom

Can a cat give birth to a dog, or the other way around? Hint: Logic only.: No

This is the the end of the end, and the middle of middle: The beggining of the beggining?

Hangin' Around, nothing to do but frown, Rainy Days and Mondays...: Posting here?

Let me ask you. When you're alone, you have time to touch your heart, and you wonder. Is it a man that chases a woman, or is it a woman that chases a man? If it's the man that's chasing the woman, WOW she already has prepared dinner, has a new underwear, new perfume, and seems to be ready for what you say. It's like she's already prepared ahead of time. Why?: Because she is chasing the men.

A long time of age before, I met a man named Forevermore. He told me a tale though somewhat crude, he swore to me that it was true. He told me came the Mongols Hoards, and lined the Imperial Palace with willow boards. The Emperor had no more a plan. Anything he thought of, the Mongols knew beforehand. Then came a brilliant strategist named V Dominus V, and confided a brilliant plan to the emperor over a cup of tea. After he listened, he, like, totally agreed, and set loose for the harems to be freed. Step out of the castle, those biatches did not, but within a week the Mongol Hoards withdrawt. Other than the one word answer of V Dominus V, what caused the fierce mongols to regretfully flee?: The castle?

[Parma]

1 + 1 x 2 = ?:
1

Chicken or Egg?:
Organism from which a chicken grew which then had eggs. Or it is the T-Rex

Can a cat give birth to a dog, or the other way around? Hint: Logic only.:
Technically it would be possible. But the chances of it happening are highly low considering the cross-species breeding would severly lower the chance of the pups or kittens surviving birth.

This is the the end of the end, and the middle of middle:
This is the start of the start.

Hangin' Around, nothing to do but frown, Rainy Days and Mondays...:
always get me down. <.< I know that song.

Let me ask you. When you're alone, you have time to touch your heart, and you wonder. Is it a man that chases a woman, or is it a woman that chases a man? If it's the man that's chasing the woman, WOW she already has prepared dinner, has a new underwear, new perfume, and seems to be ready for what you say. It's like she's already prepared ahead of time. Why?:
ITs the man that chases a woman. They are naturally always prepared earlier to constantly stay ahead of the man.
(Actually when you think about it... how long do they take to get ready to go out?)

A long time of age before, I met a man named Forevermore. He told me a tale though somewhat crude, he swore to me that it was true. He told me came the Mongols Hoards, and lined the Imperial Palace with willow boards. The Emperor had no more a plan. Anything he thought of, the Mongols knew beforehand. Then came a brilliant strategist named V Dominus V, and confided a brilliant plan to the emperor over a cup of tea. After he listened, he, like, totally agreed, and set loose for the harems to be freed. Step out of the castle, those biatches did not, but within a week the Mongol Hoards withdrawt. Other than the one word answer of V Dominus V, what caused the fierce mongols to regretfully flee?:
Sex? (I actually thought about it and I came up with this... Strange right?)

[blondie]

They say whoever brings the poison that drink the other person wins.


I don't understand that part. But I'm sure the answer is something about mixing the potions in the normal pool, or whatever.



By the way, here's another answer to something you guys are never going to get.


The woman is more sensitive than the man, and realizes the man is interested almost around the same time he does. That's why she's prepared when he's after her. It's the woman that chases the man.


By the way, even though Parma only got an average of answers correct, I really like his application. He'd make it in.