Conficker is here

[vSkyzv]

Okay, the April Fool's Day activation of Conficker was a joke. However, it was activated last week. So I advise you to stay on alert.

One major sign that you have Conficker is that you can't goto http://www.microsoft.com/

[Cobra]

Okay, the April Fool's Day activation of Conficker was a joke. However, it was activated last week. So I advise you to stay on alert.

One major sign that you have Conficker is that you can't goto http://www.microsoft.com/

not fully activated, it was only a small portion of the botnet activated and they run spam email servers and try and steal credit card info, THIS ISNT THE REAL CONFICKER its a stupid aversion i'm telling you they have something big planned. they are only using maybe a half million computers to do this when conficker has over 10 million infected

[EaEaEa]

lolcats@paranoia

[Leonardo]

Nope, I'm safe. I can go on microsoft.com :D

[atirox]

Gnarley...
Does anyone have conficker yet?

[DaMan]

I got the virus.
jk

[atirox]

Sweet. Can i get a copy?
lol, i'll probably get permied for asking... whoops....

[Dylan]

Sweet. Can i get a copy?
lol, i'll probably get permied for asking... whoops....
He said he was infected, and a "jk" on the right side.

And why would you be permeid for asking to be infected?
That's like going to jail for asking to kill yourself.

lol2ea

The paranoid survive the longest.

[atirox]

missed the jk... :D

i dont know why, but on teh astalavista forums, you get permied for asking if you can get a virus... its weird...

[Timeline]

Haha windows losers.


Luckily, mac linux users are completely safe.

on the other hand,

I can't wait for it to be released, internet nerds will shine because news networks will be talking about it :D

I do feel bad for the people losing credit card info, and the spam e-mails being sent, etc. that will come from it though.

[henry535]

Haha windows losers.


Luckily, mac linux users are completely safe.

on the other hand,

I can't wait for it to be released, internet nerds will shine because news networks will be talking about it :D

I do feel bad for the people losing credit card info, and the spam e-mails being sent, etc. that will come from it though.

you think mac is safe, cuz it never alerts you when you have a virus... i personally hate macs.. :)

[Timeline]

you think mac is safe, cuz it never alerts you when you have a virus... i personally hate macs.. :)

The virus isn't designed for macs, and your bias against macs shows through the ideas that you have presented. Rendering them invalid.

[Hacken2k7]

wait... i dont get it why dont u be able to go to microsoft -.- if this is a joke mmk and i made it sooo....

[Timeline]

wait... i dont get it why dont u be able to go to microsoft -.- if this is a joke mmk and i made it sooo....

The virus won't let you go to microsoft.com probably because you could get support or send them a diagnostic report, which would help them resolve the problem.

[Leonardo]

I hate XBOX, but then if I hate XBOX, then I hate Microsoft. Meaning, I'm telling myself Microsoft sucks, but then Microsoft owns Mac and Linux.

[vSkyzv]

Haha windows losers.


Luckily, mac linux users are completely safe.

on the other hand,

I can't wait for it to be released, internet nerds will shine because news networks will be talking about it :D

I do feel bad for the people losing credit card info, and the spam e-mails being sent, etc. that will come from it though.

Your argument represents an anti-PC and pro-Mac bias, therefore rendering your argument invalid.

My argument represents an anti-whatyousaid and pro-logic bias, therefore rendering my argument invalid.

My previous argument represents an anti-logic and pro-unlogical bias, therefore rendering that argument invalid.

The Weather Channel represents a pro-weather bias, therefore rendering that channel biased.

[Timeline]

Your argument represents an anti-PC and pro-Mac bias, therefore rendering your argument invalid.

My argument represents an anti-whatyousaid and pro-logic bias, therefore rendering my argument invalid.

My previous argument represents an anti-logic and pro-unlogical bias, therefore rendering that argument invalid.

The Weather Channel represents a pro-weather bias, therefore rendering that channel biased.

I lol'd.

He said in the same sentence that he hates macs, while claiming something with nothing to back it up. This was what I was trying to point out, and I admit I was trying to sound smart, I guess it didn't work out so well.

unlogical isn't a word.

[vSkyzv]

I lol'd.

He said in the same sentence that he hates macs, while claiming something with nothing to back it up. This was what I was trying to point out, and I admit I was trying to sound smart, I guess it didn't work out so well.

unlogical isn't a word.

Your argument CLEARLY displays a pro-proper English bias.

I am disappointed a fellow Tech Team member would ever do such a thing. :|

[blondie]

you think mac is safe, cuz it never alerts you when you have a virus... i personally hate macs.. :)
That's because macs rarely have viruses designed for their OS.

[Timeline]

Your argument CLEARLY displays a pro-proper English bias.

I am disappointed a fellow Tech Team member would ever do such a thing. :|

I'm not going to turn imnotanoob for the likes of you.

[/oldwesternvoice]

[wut]

The virus isn't designed for macs, and your bias against macs shows through the ideas that you have presented. Rendering them invalid.

You do relize there are viruses specifically designed to attack mac you know?

I hate XBOX, but then if I hate XBOX, then I hate Microsoft. Meaning, I'm telling myself Microsoft sucks, but then Microsoft owns Mac and Linux.

._.

Microsoft doesn't own Mac and Linux.

Apple owns Mac and Linux owns Linux.