Screenplay!

[blondie]

Let's write one. Hopefully without buttsecks or any other homosexual activity.


4 Guys are sitting in a room with a fireplace and bearskin rug.

[Vive]

One man stands up and says "I'm going hunting."

[Longgone]

The other man said "Let me come with you."

[Killah]

They started to head out when they hear a faint noise coming from behind them.

[FlippysKnife]

The third guy said, "its just me."

[imnotanoob]

The fourth guy spontaneously combusts.

[blondie]

The 1st guy reveals himself as Chuck Norris's hidden disciple and tells them he's a master of a martial art called kickass-do.

[zagert]

the second guy lights his own fart but accidently blows up like an ATOM BOMB :D

[Xenocide]

The third guy crap in his pants and every1 sees it

[Parma]

The first guy Round House kicks the other two Chuck Norris style and they whip back into reality and quietly stand up and walk outside into a snowstorm that they had forgotten about.

>.> OMG It wasnt a totally stupid post on this thread :o

[FlippysKnife]

The three guys get guns and 5,000,000,000,001 zombies spawn down the field

[Killah]

9/10 of those zombies collapse from swine flu and eat their brethren while on the ground.

[SeasonalTNT]

The zombies that are left can't get up after eating; enter a man with a chainsaw.

[CheesE]

Man with chainsaw turns out to be a super-zombie, and starts attacking the men.

[Calisniper13]

The men begin to shat bricks but once pulls out a p90

[outlaw]

And finds out the zombie is a newf*g named calisniper.

[Calisniper13]

and the the zombie proceeds to buttsecks a n00b named tehoutlaw

[chinaboy]

hey no buttsecks

The zombies get spray and say WTF LAG!

[Longgone]

Then the other guy said, "this thread failz0r."

[DS]

Then the other guy said, "this thread failz0r."
Then all four men said "no u".

[chinaboy]

and they raped him

[blondie]

The end! Award winner?