IrishOwnzNewbz
03-11-2009, 02:18 AM
You're at the mall, so fried you don't even know what's going on.
You see a big white board in front of an internet cafe that reads: FREE CAKE.
Now....You're hungry, so you open the door and brave the darkened room with an eerie blue glow from the computer moniters. The kid at the counter appears to be about 20, but you can't really tell due to the fact that he's turned around in his chair, facing the opposite direction. He's doing something that you can't quite make out.
You walk up to the counter, and wait.....He doesn't turn around. You clear your throat....He doesn't turn around. So finally you ask him,"Excuse me, ummm...What kind of cake do you have?".....
He turns around slowly, he has a full beard and a brown surfer mop. He's wearing a Red Hot Chili Peppers T-Shirt. He looks at you intensly for a few seconds before responding. In a deep, almost saintly voice he says, "It's not a real cake man......It's all in your mind."
"WOAHHHHH!!!" You manage to stammer before stumbling out of the lonely room.
Everything you know, or thought you did has just crumbled into dust. Your every beliefe has been broken to shambles by that simple sentence. And why? Because you were totally baked.
This has been an Irish19 exclusive.
You see a big white board in front of an internet cafe that reads: FREE CAKE.
Now....You're hungry, so you open the door and brave the darkened room with an eerie blue glow from the computer moniters. The kid at the counter appears to be about 20, but you can't really tell due to the fact that he's turned around in his chair, facing the opposite direction. He's doing something that you can't quite make out.
You walk up to the counter, and wait.....He doesn't turn around. You clear your throat....He doesn't turn around. So finally you ask him,"Excuse me, ummm...What kind of cake do you have?".....
He turns around slowly, he has a full beard and a brown surfer mop. He's wearing a Red Hot Chili Peppers T-Shirt. He looks at you intensly for a few seconds before responding. In a deep, almost saintly voice he says, "It's not a real cake man......It's all in your mind."
"WOAHHHHH!!!" You manage to stammer before stumbling out of the lonely room.
Everything you know, or thought you did has just crumbled into dust. Your every beliefe has been broken to shambles by that simple sentence. And why? Because you were totally baked.
This has been an Irish19 exclusive.