Conservatives Vs. Liberals - funny.

[Dylan]

The Difference Between The Liberal and Conservative "Debate" Over The War On
Terrorism:

Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around
the corner and is running at you while screaming
obscenities. In your hand is a .357 Magnum and you are an expert shot. You
have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Liberal Answer:

Well that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look
poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to
attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?
What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it
possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he
definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I
were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was
stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.


Conservative Answer:


B A N G





http://www.runningforums.com/Difference_difference_between_Liberal___Conservati ve_t7513.html
^Old as my last Computer, but still funny.


So, what are you, Liberal, or Conservative?

[Killah]

Who carez if he's poor or whatever.
Shoot the hobo, make him suffer, he's threatning your family.

[Calisniper13]

I am the crazy man running at you with a knife.

[JediLucas5]

Well, you would make sure you family is behind you then you warn him to stop. Keeps coming at you, then you shoot.

The Conservative wouldn't go "BANG" either. He'd stop him then take all that he has of value. Then move on to the next hobo.

[DS]

On this type of situation I'm Consetvative.

[greb]

Cant....


Stop.....


Laughing.....


Oh god, this made my day. Ive seen this before, but not in a long time. Good stuff.

[Dax]

B A N G D E A D to be precise

The rate of violent crime is higher in countries that don't allow their citizens to own firearms.

Win post is win.

[Dylan]

Cant....


Stop.....


Laughing.....


Oh god, this made my day. Ive seen this before, but not in a long time. Good stuff.
Yeah, I figured you'd seen it, but still would like it, it's from like '02 rofl :P
But still pro-conservative.
B A N G D E A D to be precise

The rate of violent crime is higher in countries that don't allow their citizens to own firearms.

Win post is win.
I'd shoot him in the knee and stab him with his own knife.


If I was desperate enough of a hobo, and I wanted cash or anything, I'd at the very MOST steal some clothes from a clothes line that look nice and try to get a job interview ASAP.

[IrishDragon1234]

lol thats funny. Yeah, conservative ftw!

[OmegaLemming]

*HEADSHOT*

But I'm still independent lawl.

[poe101591]

Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around
the corner and is running at you while screaming
obscenities. In your hand is a .357 Magnum and you are an expert shot. You
have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Two small children? So they are not my children? Ok, give him the children....his obviously a pedophile that is just trying to get the kids away from you by making them scared and making them run in opposing directions, similar to lions breaking up a heard of zebras to find the either weak or young.

[Hamzter]

http://www.myspacegraphicsandanimations.com/images/lol-monkey.jpg

so true..... :D