Friday The 13th

[DaMan]

Do Not Read Unless You Have Watched The Movie
(don't want to spoil it for anyone)



I just saw it. It was pretty sweet. Way better than the old ones of course (I've seen them all).

Even though it was basically the same story it was portrayed better. You know the usual story. Hot people have sex, then they get killed.

Some things were more realistic though. For example in the other movies he would just be walking and the girl would start running, all of a sudden the sob is right in front of her. . STABBED!
In this one he actually runs. But at some points it is still like "wtf how'd you get there!?". Like my friend kept saying "Jason. . . like lightening!". lol

Jason had some new tricks too. Not the usual stab everytime. He burned a girl hanging from a tree, bear trapped a dude, slashed them through crap. He was vicious. And somehow he is a freaking archery champ lol. Dudes riding on a boat hundreds of feet away from him and he hits him right in the head. Can you say headshot?

Also the sex scenes were very nice. Beggining, girls like whipping melted marshmellows on her big tits. They didn't show us her big tits enough though :P I was like "stop covering them up! keep them big beauties out there". One that was pretty funny but still hot was the one with the blondy. She's just flirting with the asian dude and he leaves so she just goes on to the other dude. Can you say horny? And then the guys wont shutup about her great tits. Like yea there great but just shutup and do her. "Your nipples. . their in such great proportion" rofl idiot. Then Jason is just standing in the window watching xD How do they not see him!? She was too in to it :P
(don't delete this paragraph mods, lol)

The funniest scene though was when the guy went in to the police car and the body falls on the car and the guy screams like a girl. The whole movie theatre was cracking up.

Also the police officer is just standing at the drop. Wham Jason jumped down and puts an arrow through his head. Owned much? :P

That scene he was just suddenly on the roof. My friend was like "Santa!" xD
He's gonna go through the chimney and give them their gifts, cept the gift is death. lol

Well I've said enough. You guys can discuss now. :)

[TjHooker]

yea like it was sweet, but at times it didnt make sense when he hit that black dude w that axe, then they looked outside n he was on teh roof? under like 10 seconds? n how did he kill that redneck weed smokin guy in his actic, full swing of power n a lil incision?

movie was fun to laugh at people who jumped like hell. only time i jumped was from that stupid dog at that old ladies house "she aint missin, shes dead"

[wut]

I loved the burning chick part.

Hilarious,

but awesome.

[TheCriminaL]

It make me laugh pretty hard during the whole movie. I thought it would be a lot more brutal and gory than it turned out to be. It was still good but not as good as i expected.

[DaMan]

yea like it was sweet, but at times it didnt make sense when he hit that black dude w that axe, then they looked outside n he was on teh roof? under like 10 seconds? n how did he kill that redneck weed smokin guy in his actic, full swing of power n a lil incision?

movie was fun to laugh at people who jumped like hell. only time i jumped was from that stupid dog at that old ladies house "she aint missin, shes dead"
Yeah that was hilarious. He was chasing the guy while holding the Axe and my friend was like "throw it throw!", he throws it "yes!". I was cracking up.

Jasons got amazing aim with every weapon he uses :P

And I forgot to mention the funniest and least realistic part.

The end. They throw him in the water after his brain was just shredded by a wood chipper. It shows his mask hit the bottom of the lake. In approximately 5 seconds he is able to put the mask back on and somehow leap out of the water. First of all you can't jump out of water like that so obviously Jason is half dolphin lol. And second, how did he did get his mask on and get up there so fast.

I was cracking up cause I saw it coming. Mask hits floor. Jason jumps up like zombie dolphin. It looked hilarious.

[arabftw123]

I saw it on Friday, twas pretty good. First horror movie I've enjoyed in quite a while.

[lilcuriousdude7]

i saw it on the actual friday 13th...loved it :D
i just liked the different ways they would die...the arrow thing was unexpected cuz i though that jason only stuck to his machete :P
i liked how there was a lil bit of comedy but i think they could have added a lil bit more gore and action. :D i just lol'd watching "trent" die.... as for the endin i found it predictable..my friend who was wit me seeing the movie was like "omg i so did not see that ending coming" not really i saw freddy vs jason and the ending is sorta the same thingits basically the same thing :D overall a great movie :)

daman jason didnt get his head in the shreader the chain trapped him but he himself didnt go through it...after he was really trapped the girl just stabbed him and that sorta ended it D:

[Jel44]

Funniest part when the guy was on the boat then the bow and arrow got him, I was laughing