WillyWonka
07-04-2007, 05:38 PM
Gather around kids and other so called wannabe mods,Uncle Venstro has a storys for j00 :D. And no,Sketchz,it isn't about Ponies and Princesses and pie eating mice,Sketchz,its about the Great Epic Tale of how to become a mod. :D I shall go over every detail and every classes detail.
Classes to Choose From:
Newbie Mongler: Summon noobs for j00r bidding (J00r gonna die if j00 chose this class)
NubbyCakese Archer: Shoot nubby cakes from Noob Staffs,(Note:Noob Staffs cost 5billion Pawn points)
Fatboi McDonalders of Greasy Haveners: (No comment)
and last and most importanleys :D
The Venstropian Knight (Magic Powas every where :D) Wewt!
So I mostly think you chose your class by now,So lets get started :D
Newbie Levels 1-10
You can choose a class yet cause your a noob,either commit sucide or train up in 3 days or your a failuer for sucking to level 10.
Semi Newbie 10-20 You choose a class,(suggested choose Venstropian Knight,because you get free coupons :D)
So you train your skills in Magical Pro Powers and Diginity,to all classes. :D
30-40 Zomg almost Pros: J00 fight evil nubby cakes till you gey to level 40
40-50 Zomg if j00r still reading this xD Anyways it'll continue,Fight the Sinical Seleucid at Camp Fatty Newbs and j00'll level pretty fast and get rich,the Sele's pewp costs 500 Hobo Hide and 1000 Big Macs :D Believe me,j00'll get rich :)
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Okay now,the real adventure begins,At level 50,new classes such as
Newbromancer- Summon and heal dead newbs and make newbs into Zombies :)
Grand Deluxe Newbotitan: Every hates you because j00 spam arrows at people and they die to fast and your all high leveled! GAD!
Fattytopian Big Mac Shooter: Your mostly a party worker,you make monsters fat with j00'r fatty powers :D This is what Seleucid and Sketchz are :)
Venstropian Grand Crusader: Basically people mistake j00 for h4x :| Your so powerful :D!!1
Any ways now,the Class Test is the same,j00 go in to the Cave of the Sele's and go past the fartitoucious gas... Than you must make it must the Spamz0rs of Fattygunel. After you make it past em,The GREAT mighty,Chickletman the Noble,is there,he will give you a Banana Creme pie which you must take to Lawlztopia too,beware,there are evil Seleutrons on the way,the want the pie :). After you give it to Michael Jackson,he'll invite you to his van,and j00'll get super powers :D! Just don't eat any of his choclate :|
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Now j00r journey BEGINS :)
For now,I suggest go harcore training,and go into the Newb Arena and slay em for points,by now,you spend to much on Big Mac Potions so j00r money will die out quickly,so I suggest doing quests from Sketchz the Phat,along the way....
Anyways after 500 years or so after rivalary and quitting and coming back,j00r now level 80 :D Good job newb :) You can be considered a pro :)
Now,you can choose the path of a Pro or Modlet,each one has its advantages,if you take the Path of the Pro,go awat from this guide,j00r A pro :D! And now get away from this guide since it has nothing to do with you :),if you choose the wai of teh mods,J00 must talk to Blanket 101,the Light, and he'll give you the quest :)
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THE QUEST
First as you take the quest,make sure you stay on one leg and rup j00r stomach,Blankets and his Mod Knights love that *cough Sele cough* now the first task.
The First task is travel to Proing Guard,a populated High Quality City by the Sea :),from there go 663,753, on your radar and approach the Grandy Poopy Duck,I mean Dock,yeah.... by now my fingers hurt so shut up,any ways I have no life for typing this story, than you must approach Firstmate,he's wearing Flamboint Pants and eating a Rotten Banana,(lub j00 Firsty) To him,you must recite the poem The Sailor went to Sea See Sea,and all he could was See Sea See,50 times than rub the Magical Big Mac on his head,if you mess up,he'll sue you for abuse and Game Over,just go stay home and get a life if you fail the quest :|... Anyways if you don't fail the quest,j00 get the Magical......... SpongeBob Underwear(Made in China) and take it to Tom Cruise he'll give you what you need for the second task.
THE SECOND TASK ZOMGEE!
Okay,now he'll give you magical Oompa Loompa Fruit and Im running out of ideas,any wais take it to Santa Claus in the West Pole,there you'll give you a Best Buy Card for $20,(Personal Experience) and than kill him and steal his fat and sell it on eBay :)
Okay after you done that,go to Dumbel Dore and give him the Best Buys Card,and he'll exchange you with his socks he used for 40 years without washing :) Now j00 got to the Third Task. :D
THIRD TASK ZOMG FATTOX :D
Okay,no travel to Germany and reach to the Sele the Smelly,god of all smelly things, and give him the socks :)(j00 see where this is going?) and than he'll give you his Booger Collection,take that to the Rockey Rocks of Rockentox, and find Pooshy,j00 have to poosh him off the cliff so you can get to the real person,Fattykins,and so you must poosh Pooshy,after you poosh him and reach Fattykins,talk to him and get the Scroll of the Noobs :O,sell it on eBay again and than go to where you really need to go and do. THE FOURTH TASK!
THE FOURTH TASK GOD DAM IT MY HAND IS SWELLING :D
Okay,now comes the last and final task,j00 must go to the Blue Mushroom in the peaceful town of Olliviakz0r, slay it for the people,and collect the spore,DON"T SELL IT ON EBAY YET!!!
Okay take the spore and go to the Farting Volcano(created by Seleucid) and put the Spore on the tabliod,the doors will open and you will fight the level 99 Dragon,called Pewt,fight him and his mewbichoos and try to cover his buttox with rocks so he doesn't do his signature move on you ;o,if he does do it,j00 failz, any wais He'll Drop the ticket to the movie:Transformers (2007) :D Than Sele will come and eat j00 :O No way to avoid it,sorry,but hopefully you got the movie before he ate j00,and than you'll respawn to j00r town (Depends on which class you chose),go home and watch the movie in Theatres,cus it rox teh sox,than mabye watch Evan Almight :),(Steave Correl Rox) anywais take the Expired Movie ticked to Blanket 101,and give him the money you got from selling on eBay(if you spent it in the movie theatres,ownt :|) and He'll touch your shoulders and say..........
You failed to be a mod :D
The End :)
~Story by Venstro
Credits to anyone's name I used espically Seleucid's *cough*
-This should teach you guys to stop asking :)
But here,you can have this :D
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CODE:[ i m g] http://www.pivothost.org/upload/v2/Ventos/epictale2hdk.piv [/ i m g]
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W/e teh spaces :O
Classes to Choose From:
Newbie Mongler: Summon noobs for j00r bidding (J00r gonna die if j00 chose this class)
NubbyCakese Archer: Shoot nubby cakes from Noob Staffs,(Note:Noob Staffs cost 5billion Pawn points)
Fatboi McDonalders of Greasy Haveners: (No comment)
and last and most importanleys :D
The Venstropian Knight (Magic Powas every where :D) Wewt!
So I mostly think you chose your class by now,So lets get started :D
Newbie Levels 1-10
You can choose a class yet cause your a noob,either commit sucide or train up in 3 days or your a failuer for sucking to level 10.
Semi Newbie 10-20 You choose a class,(suggested choose Venstropian Knight,because you get free coupons :D)
So you train your skills in Magical Pro Powers and Diginity,to all classes. :D
30-40 Zomg almost Pros: J00 fight evil nubby cakes till you gey to level 40
40-50 Zomg if j00r still reading this xD Anyways it'll continue,Fight the Sinical Seleucid at Camp Fatty Newbs and j00'll level pretty fast and get rich,the Sele's pewp costs 500 Hobo Hide and 1000 Big Macs :D Believe me,j00'll get rich :)
-------------------------------------------
Okay now,the real adventure begins,At level 50,new classes such as
Newbromancer- Summon and heal dead newbs and make newbs into Zombies :)
Grand Deluxe Newbotitan: Every hates you because j00 spam arrows at people and they die to fast and your all high leveled! GAD!
Fattytopian Big Mac Shooter: Your mostly a party worker,you make monsters fat with j00'r fatty powers :D This is what Seleucid and Sketchz are :)
Venstropian Grand Crusader: Basically people mistake j00 for h4x :| Your so powerful :D!!1
Any ways now,the Class Test is the same,j00 go in to the Cave of the Sele's and go past the fartitoucious gas... Than you must make it must the Spamz0rs of Fattygunel. After you make it past em,The GREAT mighty,Chickletman the Noble,is there,he will give you a Banana Creme pie which you must take to Lawlztopia too,beware,there are evil Seleutrons on the way,the want the pie :). After you give it to Michael Jackson,he'll invite you to his van,and j00'll get super powers :D! Just don't eat any of his choclate :|
-----------------------------
Now j00r journey BEGINS :)
For now,I suggest go harcore training,and go into the Newb Arena and slay em for points,by now,you spend to much on Big Mac Potions so j00r money will die out quickly,so I suggest doing quests from Sketchz the Phat,along the way....
Anyways after 500 years or so after rivalary and quitting and coming back,j00r now level 80 :D Good job newb :) You can be considered a pro :)
Now,you can choose the path of a Pro or Modlet,each one has its advantages,if you take the Path of the Pro,go awat from this guide,j00r A pro :D! And now get away from this guide since it has nothing to do with you :),if you choose the wai of teh mods,J00 must talk to Blanket 101,the Light, and he'll give you the quest :)
-------------------------------------------
THE QUEST
First as you take the quest,make sure you stay on one leg and rup j00r stomach,Blankets and his Mod Knights love that *cough Sele cough* now the first task.
The First task is travel to Proing Guard,a populated High Quality City by the Sea :),from there go 663,753, on your radar and approach the Grandy Poopy Duck,I mean Dock,yeah.... by now my fingers hurt so shut up,any ways I have no life for typing this story, than you must approach Firstmate,he's wearing Flamboint Pants and eating a Rotten Banana,(lub j00 Firsty) To him,you must recite the poem The Sailor went to Sea See Sea,and all he could was See Sea See,50 times than rub the Magical Big Mac on his head,if you mess up,he'll sue you for abuse and Game Over,just go stay home and get a life if you fail the quest :|... Anyways if you don't fail the quest,j00 get the Magical......... SpongeBob Underwear(Made in China) and take it to Tom Cruise he'll give you what you need for the second task.
THE SECOND TASK ZOMGEE!
Okay,now he'll give you magical Oompa Loompa Fruit and Im running out of ideas,any wais take it to Santa Claus in the West Pole,there you'll give you a Best Buy Card for $20,(Personal Experience) and than kill him and steal his fat and sell it on eBay :)
Okay after you done that,go to Dumbel Dore and give him the Best Buys Card,and he'll exchange you with his socks he used for 40 years without washing :) Now j00 got to the Third Task. :D
THIRD TASK ZOMG FATTOX :D
Okay,no travel to Germany and reach to the Sele the Smelly,god of all smelly things, and give him the socks :)(j00 see where this is going?) and than he'll give you his Booger Collection,take that to the Rockey Rocks of Rockentox, and find Pooshy,j00 have to poosh him off the cliff so you can get to the real person,Fattykins,and so you must poosh Pooshy,after you poosh him and reach Fattykins,talk to him and get the Scroll of the Noobs :O,sell it on eBay again and than go to where you really need to go and do. THE FOURTH TASK!
THE FOURTH TASK GOD DAM IT MY HAND IS SWELLING :D
Okay,now comes the last and final task,j00 must go to the Blue Mushroom in the peaceful town of Olliviakz0r, slay it for the people,and collect the spore,DON"T SELL IT ON EBAY YET!!!
Okay take the spore and go to the Farting Volcano(created by Seleucid) and put the Spore on the tabliod,the doors will open and you will fight the level 99 Dragon,called Pewt,fight him and his mewbichoos and try to cover his buttox with rocks so he doesn't do his signature move on you ;o,if he does do it,j00 failz, any wais He'll Drop the ticket to the movie:Transformers (2007) :D Than Sele will come and eat j00 :O No way to avoid it,sorry,but hopefully you got the movie before he ate j00,and than you'll respawn to j00r town (Depends on which class you chose),go home and watch the movie in Theatres,cus it rox teh sox,than mabye watch Evan Almight :),(Steave Correl Rox) anywais take the Expired Movie ticked to Blanket 101,and give him the money you got from selling on eBay(if you spent it in the movie theatres,ownt :|) and He'll touch your shoulders and say..........
You failed to be a mod :D
The End :)
~Story by Venstro
Credits to anyone's name I used espically Seleucid's *cough*
-This should teach you guys to stop asking :)
But here,you can have this :D
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CODE:[ i m g] http://www.pivothost.org/upload/v2/Ventos/epictale2hdk.piv [/ i m g]
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W/e teh spaces :O