Blonde Jokes

[Pujolsrules22]

You know we all like making fun of Blondes so post u Blonde Jokes

Q.What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A.Pull the Pin and throw it back

Q.How do you drown a blonde?
A.Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a water-filled pool.

Mine is a bit of a story.

There was a Blonde a Brunette and a redhead traveling in Africa. All of a sudden they get lost and get captured by the natives for invading their sacred territory.

They line the women up to be killed.

The chief allows the Red head to say her last words. She then points in a random direction and yells "TORNADO!". The tribe then runs away to hide in their huts and the Red Head escapes.

Once they've realized that it was a lie, the chief allows the brunnette to say her last words. Again, she points and yells "BLIZZARD!". Once again they run away to hide and the brunnette escapes.

Now the Blonde is left in the lineup. When the cheif asked her for her last words...

The blonde Screamed "FIRE!!"

(You can guess the rest lol)

[Hurrikhayne11]

Uhm..
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a water-filled pool.

[Da2Shae]

Mine is a bit of a story.

There was a Blonde a Brunette and a redhead traveling in Africa. All of a sudden they get lost and get captured by the natives for invading their sacred territory.

They line the women up to be killed.

The chief allows the Red head to say her last words. She then points in a random direction and yells "TORNADO!". The tribe then runs away to hide in their huts and the Red Head escapes.

Once they've realized that it was a lie, the chief allows the brunnette to say her last words. Again, she points and yells "BLIZZARD!". Once again they run away to hide and the brunnette escapes.

Now the Blonde is left in the lineup. When the cheif asked her for her last words...

The blonde Screamed "FIRE!!"

(You can guess the rest lol)

[CMD1]

Uhm..
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a water-filled pool.

Lawl. I have one my friend told me.

This blonde walks into a barber shop with her iPod and the barber says "Give the the iPod so it won't get cut"
She says no but the barber takes it anyway.
The barber walks back and she's dead. He listens to the iPod and it keeps saying "Breathe in Breathe out Breathe in Breathe out." "DO IT AGAIN!"

[airsoftman03]

Ok, there's a brunette, a blonde, and a red head.

They are stuck on a bridge and then a magical genie appears and says that they can get off the bridge by jumping, and saying what they wanna turn inot.

The red head goes first and says "eagle" and turns into an eagle an flies away
The brunette says "hawk" and turns into ahawk and flies away.

Before the blonde jumped off, his shoe was untied and he tripped over it and said "o s***!". he turned into s*** and fell to the bottom.

(famous one)

[Hurrikhayne11]

Dude, don't put the jokes on the thread like that.. It takes up too much room.
Just press the little numbers on the far right side of the posts and copy the URL and paste it as link or something so it doesn't crowd the thread..

[pk2own]

SLightly offended Becuz im a Blonde but Anyways I heard some good ones : D

SOrry if anyone is Retarded or something : )

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following menu options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the MotherShip.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’t be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up.”

[flamedruid]

Well, a blond walks into the doctors office, the doctor tells her to go in his office so she can get her check up. She walks in gradually, and sits down. The doctor asks "What's wrong?" The blond replies "Everywhere I poke it hurts, I think my body is broken." The doctor says "Well, let me see, poke yourself in the arm. She pokes herself in the arm and screams "OW!!" The doctor wrote on his clipboard and nods. "I think I know what the problem is." The blond replies "What doctor! What!" The doctor nods again and says "Your finger is broken."

[flamedruid]

SLightly offended Becuz im a Blonde but Anyways I heard some good ones : D

SOrry if anyone is Retarded or something : )

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following menu options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the MotherShip.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’t be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up.”

Love it. I'm stealing it :)

[pk2own]

Love it. I'm stealing it :)
Naoo :( Make it like this







By PK2OWn :)

[Eiliosdraye]

What do you call a dead rotting carcass with blonde hair?

A dead rotting carcass with blonde hair.


And PK2own, you stole that from lol.com. Stealing credit is a noob thing.

[pk2own]

I came up with another one :o

Your Mom is so fat That she........


WEARS BIG CLOTHES : )

Click here for some dumb jokes : ) (http://www.lol.com)

[pk2own]

What do you call a dead rotting carcass with blonde hair?

A dead rotting carcass with blonde hair.


And PK2own, you stole that from lol.com. Stealing credit is a noob thing.

Yay Lol .com Not exactly Funny sometimes .

Go to funnyjunk.com Kids :o