Galm
01-17-2009, 09:59 PM
As you may have noticed, the Pawn Staff are all very skeptical when it comes to revealing their own personal data.
Which is why, myself and an undercover operative of mine, have set out and gained some intel on the truth behind the real identities, of the Pawn Staff.
ADMINISTRATORS:
[[Blank101]]:
Reputation: Pawn's most well recognised Administrator.
Activity: Moderate, spends the small time he is active on the private Mod forums.
Age: Skeptical, (19 - 28)
Personality: This Admin, being very inactive for the Users, has been stated as 'arrogant, ignorant, oblivious' and 'incompetant'
But in the eyes of the well briefed, he is a courageous one, an amazing work of art created by what we can only imagine as a godly sperm.
Which is why, the verdict on his true identity is unquestionable.
Real Identity: Chuck Norris [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris]
[[Ack]]:
Reputation: Known as the Crazy Monkey Games 'leader'
Activity: Minor, never seen in the actual game since a few days after the end of Beta. Not much has changed since.
Age: Skeptical, (25-50)
Personality: This Admin is one of the very few (cough), who is so inactive, that even the elite operatives of investigation could not find out anything appealing to do with this Mod. A few memories recall Ack sitting in the Lobby of Pawn (After Beta) and talking with a few of the Beta players. He is known to be very simular to Blank101, with the exception that he has a small temper. Please do not feed the Ack.
Real Identity: The angry German kid (Not actually German) [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA]
[[JP]]:
Reputation: Known as Blanks accomplise.
Activity: Minor, comes on from time to time, checking, but never making a post of interest.
Age: Skeptical, (20-35)
Personality: A nice person, simular to Blank101 in almost every way. He has a very unique way of 'Administrating' that is too hard to describe. All in all, a truly, brilliant person.
Real Identity: Winston Churchill
[http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/churchillDM0302_468x542.jpg]
[[PawnBot]]:
Reputation: That annoying thing that kicks you for spam.
Activity: Off the scale, it's always there, watching.
Age: Prehistoric.
Personality: He likes to kick.
Real Identity: SmarterChild (OH CRAP, NO!) [http://www.messengerfreak.com/bot_pics/smarter_child.jpg]
[[Poehler]]:
Reputation: Known as a guy from vBulletin.
Activity: Minor, not even such a small post from this one.
Age: Skeptical, (25-58)
Personality: Lives life in binary.
Real Identity: [http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/n/neo1.jpg]
MODERATORS:
[[AnOddName]]:
Reputation: Has gone from major, to moderate ever since he became modded.
Activity: Major, used to be a first class poster, but now after Mod, he's lightened up
Age: 78
Personality: Ask Hitler who he hates
Real Identity: This guy.
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/DarkLordofSquirrels/JewJitsu.jpg]
[[BeanMiester]]:
Reputation: GFX, Moderator D:
Activity: Major, very frequent visits, alot of GFX posts.
Age: Skeptical, (15 - 17)
Personality: Nice. Knows his stuff. Just don't tell him you hate beans. Or he'll send Jack and his beanstalk after you. :eek:
Likes his GFX more than his mother.
Real Identity: Look in the tree. [http://www.calico.ie/blog/uploaded_images/jack_8-e-776542.gif]
[[Bilehd92]]:
Reputation: Obsessed with music, Moderator.
Activity: Moderate, comes on from time to time, but not making and gastronomical appearences.
Age: Skeptical, (15 - 19)
Personality: Nice person, understanding and knows his stuff.
Normally will joke about something serious and create panic, what a noob :D.
He has teh Afr0 :eek:
Real Identity: He upgraded.
[http://217.40.157.99/bhebay/images/Items/hardrive%20500gb.jpg]
[[BrokenGlass]]:
Reputation: Friendly Moderator.
Activity: Minor - Average, comes on from time to time, but mostly goes AFK.
Age: 16
Personality: Nice, friendly, although goes AFK every 9 minutes.
Loves to be stepped on.
Spends more time on Dota and Gaia than Pawn :D
Real Identity: Oops.
[http://www.mfhglassandglazing.com/images/ist2_1242746_smashed_glass.jpg]
[[Buffoldguy]]:
Reputation: Asian emo rebel Moderator.
Activity: Minor, not as active currently as before, although, he has his moments.
Age: 15
Personality: Friendly, humourous, rebellious.
Don't get on his bad side, he's got emo hair D:
NEVER ask him about Modship :D Unless you wish to be gutted.
Real Identity:
[http://pics.ipostr.com/pics/pic_11977837392579.jpg (http://pics.ipostr.com/pics/pic_11977837392579.jpg)]
[[Firstmate]]:
Reputation: Spammer & 'Lolbot.'
Activity: Average - Moderate, he's there most of the time, just, you never see him D:
Age: Skeptical, (14 - 17)
Personality: Nice, friendly, understanding, smart with syntax.
Real Identity: His business card:
[http://api.ning.com/files/eP5eK-XnlSEc7-labe*YtFKf-Sn-Tbt5LRJ*eTGV62SA4xfFIZtlkgq4HBBmYWj-JvxLl1tleXkeX7HOctufYODAXcJn7IRC/hacker1.jpg]
[[Foot1221]]:
Reputation: Strict, hated by noob Mod.
Activity: Moderate - Major, he does what a foot does best; Goes AFK, or goes ninja.
Age: Skeptical, (14-16)
Personality: Strict, funny, smart.
Will ask if you're 1337 if you have over a 2.00 K/D.
NEVER break a rule in a small way whilst he is around.
Real Identity: [http://www.lib.uiowa.edu/HARDIN/MD/pictures22/cdc/4803_lores.jpg]
[[Fuze]]:
Reputation: GFX, rebellious Mod.
Activity: Average - Moderate, he comes on Forums more than game in a recent study.
Age: Skeptical, (17 - 23)
Personality: Electric.
Real Identity: Himself getting pulled at a party: [http://bonzermedia.com/SVTimages/fuel_pump/fuse12.jpg]
[[Greb]]:
Reputation: Patriotic Communist.
Activity: Minor - Average, makes small appearences.
Age: Skeptical, (19 - 24)
Personality: A greb.
Real Identity: [http://www.multiplayernetwork.net/files/filesystem/images/NikoBellicFiles_537_1202499850.jpg]
[[Jake1337]]:
Reputation: Metal head Mod.
Activity: Average - Moderate, he comes and he goes.
Age: 17
Personality: Metal head, strict, on the ball.
Real Identity: [http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/fat_coke_man.jpg]
[[KillerAtLarge]]
Reputation: Map maker, silly.
Activity: Average - Moderate, he's there, oh wait no, he's there!
Age: 15
Personality: Silly, knows his stuff, killer instinct.
Real Identity: Wanna play his game? [http://www.virginmedia.com/images/jigsaw-431x300.jpg]
[[LiteMare]]
Reputation: Live
Activity: Average - Moderate, where'd he go?!
Age: Skeptical, (14 - 18)
Personality: Smart, understanding, mature.
Real Identity: [http://www.fs.fed.us/gpnf/volcanocams/msh/errorlog/images/404-error.png]
[[neo1211]]:
Reputation: Old Moderator
Activity: Minor - Average, he's come back and gaining activity as we speak.
Age: Skeptical, (15 - 19)
Personality: Strict, cool, mature, funny, understanding.
Real Identity: The opposite of what he says he is. [http://www.3dgrafix.net/images/Tredist_MrSmith.jpg]
[[Seleucid]]:
Reputation: Old Moderator
Activity: Minor - Average, havn't seen many appearences from him since August 07.
Age: Skeptical, (15 - 20)
Personality: Strict, cool, jokes, knows his stuff.
Real Identity: [http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y184/ImNoMrNiceGuy/assassins-creed--20060921105332117.jpg]
[[SharpY]]:
Reputation: PA leader, most active Moderator.
Activity: Major, always there theoretically :p
Age: 17
Personality: Strict, mature, on the ball, knows his stuff.
Real Identity: [http://hunternuttall.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/albert-einstein.jpg (http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:krbfCdtFxVZSrM:http://hometown.aol.com/rufflife3628127/images/ugly%2520girl.jpg)]
[[SK8URDEAD]]:
Reputation: Old Moderator, PA overlooker.
Activity: Minor, rare appearences. Get your pokeballs ready, he hangs in the tall grass.
Age: Skeptical, (16-18)
Personality: Funny, on the ball, knows his stuff, friendly
Real Identity: [http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_may2001/MexicanSunscreen.jpg]
[[Sketchz]]:
Reputation: GFX, Moderator.
Activity: Average - Moderate, occasional visits, some frequent but quick posts too.
Age: 198 (in Mars years)
Personality: Funny, understanding, mature.
Real Identity: [http://www.greetings.ca/Mona%20Lisa.jpg]
[[Skullbad]]:
Reputation: Old mazing Moderator.
Activity: Minor - Average, he's let his activeness slide..
Age: 16
Personality: Funny, mature, on the ball.
Real Identity: [http://www.photopumpkin.com/wp-content/uploads/skull-tatoo-1.jpg]
[[Snip3d]]:
Reputation: Beta Moderator.
Activity: Average - Moderate, he made a good come back, saving his Modship.
Age: Unknown.
Personality: Funny, mature, on the ball, knows his stuff.
Real Identity: [http://www.loveablekitty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/funnypart-com-kitty_sniperjpg.png]
[[Sophia]]:
Reputation: First female Moderator, SAH6292
Activity: Moderate, she's there in ninja, watch out D:
Age: 20 (she lies)
Personality: Loveable, funny, on the ball, understanding
Real Identity: [Click at own risk - not really her. (http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s223/morDsa/loren-goth-chick-big-breasts.jpg)]
[[TF]]:
Reputation: First Moderator.
Activity: Minor, spends time on Mod forums.
Age: Unknown.
Personality: Acts like Blank101.
Real Identity: [http://www.tenrikyo.or.jp/kaiden/newsletter/html/tf/tf_logo_400.gif]
[[TheWolverine01]]:
Reputation: Old Moderator.
Activity: Minor, hasn't been seen in long.
Age: 13-16
Personality: Funny, rebellious.
Real Identity: Lol hack. [http://therawrmonster.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/mystique.jpg]
[[Wolfhowlz]]:
Reputation: 2nd female Moderator, strict.
Activity: Major, mostly always there.
Age: 16
Personality: Strict, funny, mature, on the ball. (Hates Darius lmao)
Real Identity: [http://assets.kaboose.com/media/00/00/00/a5/72213ff5dcecd1a5d562477ab0d584385116c454/476x357/5598----bear-oatmeal_476x357.jpg]
(Disclaimer):
This thread is entirely fictional, and there is nothing relating to any real time characters, alive or dead. Any simularity between any characters is purely coincidental.
(Apology):
Sorry for revealing the secrets of yourselves :(
(Update):
Let's go in depth for everyone >:]
Which is why, myself and an undercover operative of mine, have set out and gained some intel on the truth behind the real identities, of the Pawn Staff.
ADMINISTRATORS:
[[Blank101]]:
Reputation: Pawn's most well recognised Administrator.
Activity: Moderate, spends the small time he is active on the private Mod forums.
Age: Skeptical, (19 - 28)
Personality: This Admin, being very inactive for the Users, has been stated as 'arrogant, ignorant, oblivious' and 'incompetant'
But in the eyes of the well briefed, he is a courageous one, an amazing work of art created by what we can only imagine as a godly sperm.
Which is why, the verdict on his true identity is unquestionable.
Real Identity: Chuck Norris [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris]
[[Ack]]:
Reputation: Known as the Crazy Monkey Games 'leader'
Activity: Minor, never seen in the actual game since a few days after the end of Beta. Not much has changed since.
Age: Skeptical, (25-50)
Personality: This Admin is one of the very few (cough), who is so inactive, that even the elite operatives of investigation could not find out anything appealing to do with this Mod. A few memories recall Ack sitting in the Lobby of Pawn (After Beta) and talking with a few of the Beta players. He is known to be very simular to Blank101, with the exception that he has a small temper. Please do not feed the Ack.
Real Identity: The angry German kid (Not actually German) [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA]
[[JP]]:
Reputation: Known as Blanks accomplise.
Activity: Minor, comes on from time to time, checking, but never making a post of interest.
Age: Skeptical, (20-35)
Personality: A nice person, simular to Blank101 in almost every way. He has a very unique way of 'Administrating' that is too hard to describe. All in all, a truly, brilliant person.
Real Identity: Winston Churchill
[http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/churchillDM0302_468x542.jpg]
[[PawnBot]]:
Reputation: That annoying thing that kicks you for spam.
Activity: Off the scale, it's always there, watching.
Age: Prehistoric.
Personality: He likes to kick.
Real Identity: SmarterChild (OH CRAP, NO!) [http://www.messengerfreak.com/bot_pics/smarter_child.jpg]
[[Poehler]]:
Reputation: Known as a guy from vBulletin.
Activity: Minor, not even such a small post from this one.
Age: Skeptical, (25-58)
Personality: Lives life in binary.
Real Identity: [http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/n/neo1.jpg]
MODERATORS:
[[AnOddName]]:
Reputation: Has gone from major, to moderate ever since he became modded.
Activity: Major, used to be a first class poster, but now after Mod, he's lightened up
Age: 78
Personality: Ask Hitler who he hates
Real Identity: This guy.
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/DarkLordofSquirrels/JewJitsu.jpg]
[[BeanMiester]]:
Reputation: GFX, Moderator D:
Activity: Major, very frequent visits, alot of GFX posts.
Age: Skeptical, (15 - 17)
Personality: Nice. Knows his stuff. Just don't tell him you hate beans. Or he'll send Jack and his beanstalk after you. :eek:
Likes his GFX more than his mother.
Real Identity: Look in the tree. [http://www.calico.ie/blog/uploaded_images/jack_8-e-776542.gif]
[[Bilehd92]]:
Reputation: Obsessed with music, Moderator.
Activity: Moderate, comes on from time to time, but not making and gastronomical appearences.
Age: Skeptical, (15 - 19)
Personality: Nice person, understanding and knows his stuff.
Normally will joke about something serious and create panic, what a noob :D.
He has teh Afr0 :eek:
Real Identity: He upgraded.
[http://217.40.157.99/bhebay/images/Items/hardrive%20500gb.jpg]
[[BrokenGlass]]:
Reputation: Friendly Moderator.
Activity: Minor - Average, comes on from time to time, but mostly goes AFK.
Age: 16
Personality: Nice, friendly, although goes AFK every 9 minutes.
Loves to be stepped on.
Spends more time on Dota and Gaia than Pawn :D
Real Identity: Oops.
[http://www.mfhglassandglazing.com/images/ist2_1242746_smashed_glass.jpg]
[[Buffoldguy]]:
Reputation: Asian emo rebel Moderator.
Activity: Minor, not as active currently as before, although, he has his moments.
Age: 15
Personality: Friendly, humourous, rebellious.
Don't get on his bad side, he's got emo hair D:
NEVER ask him about Modship :D Unless you wish to be gutted.
Real Identity:
[http://pics.ipostr.com/pics/pic_11977837392579.jpg (http://pics.ipostr.com/pics/pic_11977837392579.jpg)]
[[Firstmate]]:
Reputation: Spammer & 'Lolbot.'
Activity: Average - Moderate, he's there most of the time, just, you never see him D:
Age: Skeptical, (14 - 17)
Personality: Nice, friendly, understanding, smart with syntax.
Real Identity: His business card:
[http://api.ning.com/files/eP5eK-XnlSEc7-labe*YtFKf-Sn-Tbt5LRJ*eTGV62SA4xfFIZtlkgq4HBBmYWj-JvxLl1tleXkeX7HOctufYODAXcJn7IRC/hacker1.jpg]
[[Foot1221]]:
Reputation: Strict, hated by noob Mod.
Activity: Moderate - Major, he does what a foot does best; Goes AFK, or goes ninja.
Age: Skeptical, (14-16)
Personality: Strict, funny, smart.
Will ask if you're 1337 if you have over a 2.00 K/D.
NEVER break a rule in a small way whilst he is around.
Real Identity: [http://www.lib.uiowa.edu/HARDIN/MD/pictures22/cdc/4803_lores.jpg]
[[Fuze]]:
Reputation: GFX, rebellious Mod.
Activity: Average - Moderate, he comes on Forums more than game in a recent study.
Age: Skeptical, (17 - 23)
Personality: Electric.
Real Identity: Himself getting pulled at a party: [http://bonzermedia.com/SVTimages/fuel_pump/fuse12.jpg]
[[Greb]]:
Reputation: Patriotic Communist.
Activity: Minor - Average, makes small appearences.
Age: Skeptical, (19 - 24)
Personality: A greb.
Real Identity: [http://www.multiplayernetwork.net/files/filesystem/images/NikoBellicFiles_537_1202499850.jpg]
[[Jake1337]]:
Reputation: Metal head Mod.
Activity: Average - Moderate, he comes and he goes.
Age: 17
Personality: Metal head, strict, on the ball.
Real Identity: [http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/fat_coke_man.jpg]
[[KillerAtLarge]]
Reputation: Map maker, silly.
Activity: Average - Moderate, he's there, oh wait no, he's there!
Age: 15
Personality: Silly, knows his stuff, killer instinct.
Real Identity: Wanna play his game? [http://www.virginmedia.com/images/jigsaw-431x300.jpg]
[[LiteMare]]
Reputation: Live
Activity: Average - Moderate, where'd he go?!
Age: Skeptical, (14 - 18)
Personality: Smart, understanding, mature.
Real Identity: [http://www.fs.fed.us/gpnf/volcanocams/msh/errorlog/images/404-error.png]
[[neo1211]]:
Reputation: Old Moderator
Activity: Minor - Average, he's come back and gaining activity as we speak.
Age: Skeptical, (15 - 19)
Personality: Strict, cool, mature, funny, understanding.
Real Identity: The opposite of what he says he is. [http://www.3dgrafix.net/images/Tredist_MrSmith.jpg]
[[Seleucid]]:
Reputation: Old Moderator
Activity: Minor - Average, havn't seen many appearences from him since August 07.
Age: Skeptical, (15 - 20)
Personality: Strict, cool, jokes, knows his stuff.
Real Identity: [http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y184/ImNoMrNiceGuy/assassins-creed--20060921105332117.jpg]
[[SharpY]]:
Reputation: PA leader, most active Moderator.
Activity: Major, always there theoretically :p
Age: 17
Personality: Strict, mature, on the ball, knows his stuff.
Real Identity: [http://hunternuttall.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/albert-einstein.jpg (http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:krbfCdtFxVZSrM:http://hometown.aol.com/rufflife3628127/images/ugly%2520girl.jpg)]
[[SK8URDEAD]]:
Reputation: Old Moderator, PA overlooker.
Activity: Minor, rare appearences. Get your pokeballs ready, he hangs in the tall grass.
Age: Skeptical, (16-18)
Personality: Funny, on the ball, knows his stuff, friendly
Real Identity: [http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_may2001/MexicanSunscreen.jpg]
[[Sketchz]]:
Reputation: GFX, Moderator.
Activity: Average - Moderate, occasional visits, some frequent but quick posts too.
Age: 198 (in Mars years)
Personality: Funny, understanding, mature.
Real Identity: [http://www.greetings.ca/Mona%20Lisa.jpg]
[[Skullbad]]:
Reputation: Old mazing Moderator.
Activity: Minor - Average, he's let his activeness slide..
Age: 16
Personality: Funny, mature, on the ball.
Real Identity: [http://www.photopumpkin.com/wp-content/uploads/skull-tatoo-1.jpg]
[[Snip3d]]:
Reputation: Beta Moderator.
Activity: Average - Moderate, he made a good come back, saving his Modship.
Age: Unknown.
Personality: Funny, mature, on the ball, knows his stuff.
Real Identity: [http://www.loveablekitty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/funnypart-com-kitty_sniperjpg.png]
[[Sophia]]:
Reputation: First female Moderator, SAH6292
Activity: Moderate, she's there in ninja, watch out D:
Age: 20 (she lies)
Personality: Loveable, funny, on the ball, understanding
Real Identity: [Click at own risk - not really her. (http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s223/morDsa/loren-goth-chick-big-breasts.jpg)]
[[TF]]:
Reputation: First Moderator.
Activity: Minor, spends time on Mod forums.
Age: Unknown.
Personality: Acts like Blank101.
Real Identity: [http://www.tenrikyo.or.jp/kaiden/newsletter/html/tf/tf_logo_400.gif]
[[TheWolverine01]]:
Reputation: Old Moderator.
Activity: Minor, hasn't been seen in long.
Age: 13-16
Personality: Funny, rebellious.
Real Identity: Lol hack. [http://therawrmonster.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/mystique.jpg]
[[Wolfhowlz]]:
Reputation: 2nd female Moderator, strict.
Activity: Major, mostly always there.
Age: 16
Personality: Strict, funny, mature, on the ball. (Hates Darius lmao)
Real Identity: [http://assets.kaboose.com/media/00/00/00/a5/72213ff5dcecd1a5d562477ab0d584385116c454/476x357/5598----bear-oatmeal_476x357.jpg]
(Disclaimer):
This thread is entirely fictional, and there is nothing relating to any real time characters, alive or dead. Any simularity between any characters is purely coincidental.
(Apology):
Sorry for revealing the secrets of yourselves :(
(Update):
Let's go in depth for everyone >:]