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Eiliosdraye
01-16-2009, 06:33 PM
Troll
Well, a troll is a regular user who thinks it's his duty to spam the forums with useless stuff. A troll is classified by how many posts he can make and how badly he gets flamed for them. The less flame and more posts(Like a KD ratio), the more sucessful a troll is. Trolls are the scum of pawngame and recent PT user invasions have brought the Troll count above the maximum.

UBER PRO
UBER PROS are so UBER PRO because they guest farm. The cat is out of the bag; because they guest farm to a high rank they immediately think they are better then everyone else and turn into cocky arrogant jerks. People like Cheetohs think they are the best because they can guest farm to higher ranks, and make competitions.

Real pro
A real pro doesn't need ranks to be cool. They are few, and very rare. They care nothing for the ranking system, and play for fun. They are usually the most skilled, and can sometimes be a ranker, but they will always be fun and spend time in chat.

Spammer
These guys all have better "real lives" then you and claim to have girlfriends and that we're all poor 10 year olds who live in our basement. When this claim, however, is reputed, they break into one of the following.
A: Flaming, they will cuss out people and make up more outrageous claims. Do not feed the troll, ignore them. This will cause them to explode.
B: Log out, noobs will get embarrassed and leave or...
C: Spam the chat in a suicide bomb attempt.

Beta pros
These guys were better then you back in beta but are now too rusty to play, and constantly whine about how beta was so much better. They are usually friendly but are a huge pain if they have nobody to defend them, which is rare, but when nobody backs them up they start huge flamewars in the chat, which they usually win.

Foo'
If you don't know,foo' is a smart way of saying "N00b". These guys are the worst,way worser than the trollers,they spam and they say they don't spam,they get flamed and they're just like "lol ur jus jelouz",they do off-topic bullcrap like "ummm lol wut i dunno rofl" because they didn't even read the goddamn topic,they thing they're the best or lets say "1337" just because they use 1337 language (0mf6 u n00b 1mm4 k1ck j00 4S5 f0 c4|1n m3 n00b |0|!!!!!!111111111111) and last but not least...They always want to be--"ho do i be mod?" -Contributed by Strelok

Suckup
These people are the lowest of the low. Instead of using intelligence and contributions get them to PA or whatever, they use intensive butt kissing for hour after hour to any given mod, because they think if they are on the mods "good side" they will be modded faster. The sad truth is suckups and mod wannabes never get their position because they make no real contributions to pawngame society. However, regardless of this, suckups will continue to troll the introductions thread in order to "help the newbies" to get mod.

nab-anyone who is named loozr66

If you have any of your own stereotypes to add put them here, I will add them to the list. Hopefully this will grow big and we will have all types of Pawners to be researched.

Strelok12
01-16-2009, 06:39 PM
Foo'
If you don't know,foo' is a smart way of saying "N00b". These guys are the worst,way worser than the trollers,they spam and they say they don't spam,they get flamed and they're just like "lol ur jus jelouz",they do off-topic bullcrap like "ummm lol wut i dunno rofl" because they didn't even read the goddamn topic,they thing they're the best or lets say "1337" just because they use 1337 language (0mf6 u n00b 1mm4 k1ck j00 4S5 f0 c4|1n m3 n00b |0|!!!!!!111111111111) and last but not least...They always want to be--"ho do i be mod?"

Mememon
Mememons are like trollers,but more entertaining. Most of them come from Memepedia,Uncyclopedia,ED,etc.

They entertain people with memes,an example is "Holy crap...Strelet12 just got OVER 9000 POOOOOOOOOOSTS!!!!!" and "OMG LOOZR IS PREGNANT! NO WORREZ ILL FALCON PUUUUUUUUNCH HER!!!".

There are also Fake Mememons,they're the idiots that think Milhouse is a meme and that dickbutt is the best meme ever.

btwgunx
01-16-2009, 06:44 PM
I think what you wrote is awesome :).

DeathsEmbrace
01-16-2009, 06:49 PM
theres no middle man......

shooter65
01-16-2009, 06:50 PM
Lolz


!!!!

Btw: You forgot suck-ups/wannabe mods.

Dylan
01-16-2009, 06:52 PM
You forgot the hilarious stereotype of guest farmers.

Eiliosdraye
01-16-2009, 06:56 PM
You forgot the hilarious stereotype of guest farmers.
See: UBER PRO

Strelok12
01-16-2009, 07:10 PM
You forgot the hilarious stereotype of guest farmers.

http://i40.tinypic.com/xlxg0z.jpg

Besides,it says it clearly; UBER PROS are so UBER PRO because they guest farm.

GFXer
GFXers are typically Graphics makers,they do sigs,userbars,large art,etc...But they're actually arrogant,selfish,unnecessary seriously and arseholes. Sometimes when a GFXer joins a forum with a game,he constantly replies how crappy the graphics are. The only good thing is that they use grammar and spelling,but not the advanced ones. More about them? They can't speak clearly.

Kahuna
01-16-2009, 07:46 PM
Newbs:
Newbs are new to games so they dnt talk that often and have no skill. They hate when there called n00bs because the bad newbs think its good to spam/flame/cuss out chat. The real newbs just play custom and make bad maps, but always host. They are the ones saying "wat iz creds 4" and
"wats a mod" The real ones just read threads never post and find there answers by forum research, and just asking people in private chats. Newbs are mostly mellow kids that are calm and dont spam, But others get a little spammy.


Top of my head like it?

Strelok12
01-16-2009, 07:51 PM
Newbs:
Newbs are new to games so they dnt talk that often and have no skill. They hate when there called n00bs because the bad newbs think its good to spam/flame/cuss out chat. The real newbs just play custom and make bad maps, but always host. They are the ones saying "wat iz creds 4" and
"wats a mod" The real ones just read threads never post and find there answers by forum research, and just asking people in private chats. Newbs are mostly mellow kids that are calm and dont spam, But others get a little spammy.


Top of my head like it?

Sounds like Foo' and Suckups.

Chickletman
01-16-2009, 07:52 PM
GFXer
GFXers are typically Graphics makers,they do sigs,userbars,large art,etc...But they're actually arrogant,selfish,unnecessary seriously and arseholes. Sometimes when a GFXer joins a forum with a game,he constantly replies how crappy the graphics are. The only good thing is that they use grammar and spelling,but not the advanced ones.

GFX people scare me O_O

BTM4444
01-17-2009, 12:18 AM
i have to admit eilios nice job on this one;)

wootzy
01-17-2009, 12:33 AM
i claim myself as a real pro i mostly chat at time to time i play games to have fun and i help ppl

Kahuna
01-17-2009, 12:34 AM
Sounds like Foo' and Suckups.

Like every thing added then subtracted then made into a pie chart?

TheCriminaL
01-17-2009, 01:11 AM
Beta pros
These guys were better then you back in beta but are now too rusty to play, and constantly whine about how beta was so much better. They are usually friendly but are a huge pain if they have nobody to defend them, which is rare, but when nobody backs them up they start huge flamewars in the chat, which they usually win.


There we go.. describes me huh?

Eiliosdraye
01-17-2009, 10:31 AM
i have to admit eilios nice job on this one;)
Did you expect anything else?


Wait.. don't answer.

KillKill1235
01-17-2009, 10:51 AM
haha very nice list. i think this covers just about everyone. XD

patriotsrock
01-17-2009, 11:07 AM
good list, still missing something though...

OmegaLemming
01-17-2009, 11:14 AM
Normally I don't like stereotypes but this is hilarious XD!

niceguyeddie
01-17-2009, 11:17 AM
Spammer
These guys all have better "real lives" then you and claim to have girlfriends and that we're all poor 10 year olds who live in our basement. When this claim, however, is reputed, they break into one of the following.
A: Flaming, they will cuss out people and make up more outrageous claims. Do not feed the troll, ignore them. This will cause them to explode.
B: Log out, noobs will get embarrassed and leave or...
C: Spam the chat in a suicide bomb attempt.



Spammers don't always explode, they have actually been better known to implode.

LooZr66
01-17-2009, 11:20 AM
if i go by that..im somewhat a real beta pro?

niceguyeddie
01-17-2009, 11:30 AM
Thank god I am not up there. FYEW!

Oh make one for whatever the hell Infinint is-

You know, the one where you post a little, get banned, post a little, get banned, etc.

poe101591
01-17-2009, 11:33 AM
http://i40.tinypic.com/xlxg0z.jpg.

lol love that gif

if i go by that..im somewhat a real beta pro?

NU! YOU A FOO'!

I am spamzor :O

UreOnMyHitList
01-17-2009, 11:40 AM
Real pro
A real pro doesn't need ranks to be cool. They are few, and very rare. They care nothing for the ranking system, and play for fun. They are usually the most skilled, and can sometimes be a ranker, but they will always be fun and spend time in chat.

some of that describes me.

Beta pros
These guys were better then you back in beta but are now too rusty to play, and constantly whine about how beta was so much better.

we all know them people.

EaEaEa
01-17-2009, 12:03 PM
Group the mods
Group the mods
Group the mods
Group the mods

:)

And PA's.

niceguyeddie
01-17-2009, 12:08 PM
but certain*Arabftw123*PA's are just plain ol' suckups.

LooZr66
01-17-2009, 12:16 PM
add this one..

nab-anyone who is lower than LooZr66 in chat and in-game with less score

EaEaEa
01-17-2009, 12:20 PM
add this one..

nab-anyone who is lower than LooZr66 in chat and in-game with less score

]:




What about us resets?

LooZr66
01-17-2009, 12:23 PM
]:

What about us resets?

do i count as that lol?
like do you mean account resets?

MrCarter
01-17-2009, 12:25 PM
This helped me a lot while reading it. Great guide for new players.

EaEaEa
01-17-2009, 12:27 PM
do i count as that lol?
like do you mean account resets?

Yes and yes ._.

arabftw123
01-17-2009, 12:39 PM
but certain*Arabftw123*PA's are just plain ol' suckups.

Ah, yes. The fact that I dislike you and think you have the intelligence of fried cabbage automatically means I'm a suck up. How on Earth did you know?

illiniwek
01-17-2009, 12:47 PM
illiniwek is a sterotype...

people usually think of an illiniwek as an absolute stud :)...ah well carry on

BTM4444
01-17-2009, 02:26 PM
Did you expect anything else?


Wait.. don't answer.

what do u mean?

LooZr66
01-17-2009, 04:41 PM
add this one..

nab-anyone who is lower than loozr66 in chat and in-game with less score

add it nao!

XxcowxX
01-17-2009, 04:47 PM
This thread made me lol , gj on the sterotypes you pretty much hit them on the dot :P

BladeXI
01-17-2009, 04:47 PM
Go adivce Eilios

Eiliosdraye
01-17-2009, 04:52 PM
add it nao!
Added . :D

niceguyeddie
01-17-2009, 05:03 PM
Ah, yes. The fact that I dislike you and think you have the intelligence of fried cabbage automatically means I'm a suck up. How on Earth did you know?

You smell like fried cabbage.

DeathsEmbrace
01-17-2009, 06:25 PM
add this one..

nab-anyone who is lower than LooZr66 in chat and in-game with less score
whut about lazy people?

Eiliosdraye
01-18-2009, 06:11 PM
Bumpity bump bump.

Omni
01-18-2009, 06:15 PM
1,4,6,7,8

Those are the ones that you are Eilios

Hejin
01-18-2009, 06:17 PM
Uber Unsuccesful Troll- Any body's name that is Strelok...